The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 07:52:34 PM
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Has everybody turned-up for a lock-in then? cloud9:
I’ll open the Talisker… whistle:
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Has everybody turned-up for a lock-in then? cloud9:
I’ll open the Talisker… whistle:
<Sound of wellies clattering across the bar.>
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Has everybody turned-up for a lock-in then? cloud9:
I’ll open the Talisker… whistle:
<Sound of wellies clattering across the bar.>
You can leave those muddy wellies outside! cussing:
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Amaretto & Southern Comfort please. ;D
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Has everybody turned-up for a lock-in then? cloud9:
I’ll open the Talisker… whistle:
<Sound of wellies clattering across the bar.>
You can leave those muddy wellies outside! cussing:
<sound of socks and waft of Gorgonzola>
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Amazing… Snoopy and I have been here on our own all day… oh tailgunner was here for a while and now you can’t get to the bar… noooo:
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sick2:
You can put those wellies back on! cussing:
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Amaretto & Southern Comfort please. ;D
A large one? eyes:
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Better stick to the coffee on second thoughts.... enjoy the lock-in!
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night night
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Better stick to the coffee on second thoughts.... enjoy the lock-in!
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night night
night night sweetheart... redface:
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A pint of your finest hand-drawn bitter please Barman, and I don't suppose you do dripping on toast?
(after our Sunday lunch today I noticed one of the bar snacks was beef drippping on toast, Ive never seen that in a pub before) A shame that the pork roast, bakewell tart and clotted cream took up to much room)
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A pint of your finest hand-drawn bitter please Barman, and I don't suppose you do dripping on toast?
(after our Sunday lunch today I noticed one of the bar snacks was beef drippping on toast, Ive never seen that in a pub before) A shame that the pork roast, bakewell tart and clotted cream took up to much room)
A pint of Bishops coming up young man – would you like some of the brown stuff at the bottom of the dripping bowl on there too? whistle:
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A pint of your finest hand-drawn bitter please Barman, and I don't suppose you do dripping on toast?
(after our Sunday lunch today I noticed one of the bar snacks was beef drippping on toast, Ive never seen that in a pub before) A shame that the pork roast, bakewell tart and clotted cream took up to much room)
A pint of Bishops coming up young man – would you like some of the brown stuff at the bottom of the dripping bowl on there too? whistle:
Just the job, any salt/pepper? None of that sea-salt stuff, Saxa and white pepper will do just fine
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A pint of your finest hand-drawn bitter please Barman, and I don't suppose you do dripping on toast?
(after our Sunday lunch today I noticed one of the bar snacks was beef drippping on toast, Ive never seen that in a pub before) A shame that the pork roast, bakewell tart and clotted cream took up to much room)
A pint of Bishops coming up young man – would you like some of the brown stuff at the bottom of the dripping bowl on there too? whistle:
Just the job, any salt/pepper? None of that sea-salt stuff, Saxa and white pepper will do just fine
Of course!
Toast made with white bread, bleached flour? whistle:
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Nighty Night all. I'm off to me basket before the wind gets up.
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Nighty Night all. I'm off to me basket before the wind gets up.
Me too... well, not your basket obviously... redface:
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It's like the end of The Waltons... night John-boy
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It's like the end of The Waltons... night John-boy
John Boy went to be hours ago... ::)
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It's like the end of The Waltons... night John-boy
Mary Ellen on the other hand... eyes:
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It's like the end of The Waltons... night John-boy
Night Grandpa!
<Snigger>
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Morning all .... I've got a terrible headache. Woken at 6.30 by the youngest "practising" on his Bongo Drums. sleep017
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Mornin’…
I was woken by a howling gale at 5am… evil:
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We had a bit of rain at about 3ish but nothing too bad. I put the headphones on and listened to BBC World Service until I dropped off again.
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I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office. evil:
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Which one of you comedians locked me in the Gents all night?
evil: Banghead evil: Banghead evil: Banghead
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I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office. evil:
That’s ‘cos you’ve got a 'fashion' item and not a bad weather item… you need a parka with fur round the hood or a nice duffel coat with toggles… whistle:
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I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office. evil:
You need an Oilskin and Sou'wester. The only truly waterproof rainwear.
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Which one of you comedians locked me in the Gents all night?
evil: Banghead evil: Banghead evil: Banghead
redface:
Sorry, it was the sock smell. It was making me vomit. Did you clean that up by the way while you were in there?
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I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office. evil:
You need an Oilskin and Sou'wester. The only truly waterproof rainwear.
And long, thigh-length waders? eyes:
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I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office. evil:
You need an Oilskin and Sou'wester. The only truly waterproof rainwear.
And long, thigh-length waders? eyes:
Oh gawd .... and on a Monday morning too. Randy old goat!
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And they are off! ::)
Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway? rubschin:
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Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway? rubschin:
I had plenty of time to study the machine in the gents and 'oil' was about the only flavour not on offer.
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They are for Snoopy. He thinks they are flavoured dog chews. Shhhhhh, it's our little secret!
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They are for Snoopy. He thinks they are flavoured dog chews. Shhhhhh, it's our little secret!
Mum's the word. whistle:
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Which one of you comedians locked me in the Gents all night?
evil: Banghead evil: Banghead evil: Banghead
I thought you’d buggered off with the talisker… redface:
…why did you take the Talisker into the bog then? rubschin:
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They are for Snoopy. He thinks they are flavoured dog chews. Shhhhhh, it's our little secret!
Mum's the word. whistle:
Strictly need to know basis. whistle:
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I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office. evil:
You need an Oilskin and Sou'wester. The only truly waterproof rainwear.
And long, thigh-length waders? eyes:
Oh gawd .... and on a Monday morning too. Randy old goat!
redface:
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And they are off! ::)
Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway? rubschin:
Milletts
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Off to look online.
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And they are off! ::)
Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway? rubschin:
Milletts
And budgerigar food.
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And they are off! ::)
Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway? rubschin:
Milletts
And budgerigar food.
And thigh length waders... whistle:
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You too missed the lock-in Uncle... noooo:
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BM Check out the waders on here!
http://www.suitsandboots.co.uk/index.php/Rainwear-Forum/Rainwear-Waterproofs-and-Oilskins/548-ReYello-Oilskins.html
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BM Check out the waders on here!
http://www.suitsandboots.co.uk/index.php/Rainwear-Forum/Rainwear-Waterproofs-and-Oilskins/548-ReYello-Oilskins.html
Oh... Wenchy would look lovely... I mean more lovely in those... whistle:
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That forum is a bit of an eye opener! eeek:
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That forum is a bit of an eye opener! eeek:
Is it a purse opener tho? whistle:
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I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
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I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
Rainware + Bondage eeek:
Snoopy, do you have something to tell us? point:
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You do have to wonder! eeek:
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Mornin’…
I was woken by a howling gale at 5am… evil:
Was her name Jones? If it was, I use to know her well whistle:
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I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
Rainware + Bondage eeek:
Snoopy, do you have something to tell us? point:
whistle:
Actually I was as surprised as you to find that a rainwear site had been hijacked by perverts but then one man's perversion is another man's pleasure I suppose.
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Mornin’…
I was woken by a howling gale at 5am… evil:
Was her name Jones? If it was, I use to know her well whistle:
drumroll:
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And they are off! ::)
Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway? rubschin:
I know an old sailor who might have a spare.. for a consideration ::)
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Mornin’…
I was woken by a howling gale at 5am… evil:
Was her name Jones? If it was, I use to know her well whistle:
I didn't ask her second name... eyes:
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I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
Rainware + Bondage eeek:
Snoopy, do you have something to tell us? point:
whistle:
Actually I was as surprised as you to find that a rainwear site had been hijacked by perverts but then one man's perversion is another man's pleasure I suppose.
I shut the window down when they started talking about wearing rain gear in the sunshine and how it became supple and gave off a good smell. eeek:
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I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
Rainware + Bondage eeek:
Snoopy, do you have something to tell us? point:
whistle:
Actually I was as surprised as you to find that a rainwear site had been hijacked by perverts but then one man's perversion is another man's pleasure I suppose.
I shut the window down when they started talking about wearing rain gear in the sunshine and how it became supple and gave off a good smell. eeek:
sick2:
I realised something was ‘odd’ when they discussed how they polished it and what with… also wearing wellingtons barefoot… noooo:
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sick2:
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You both got a lot further than I did. Perverts! point:
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Apparently snoops prefers something lighter when he is 'in the mood; anyway...
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You both got a lot further than I did. Perverts! point:
It was your link! point:
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evil: