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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 07:52:34 PM

Title: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 07:52:34 PM
Has everybody turned-up for a lock-in then?  cloud9:

I’ll open the Talisker…  whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2008, 07:57:59 PM
Has everybody turned-up for a lock-in then?  cloud9:

I’ll open the Talisker…  whistle:
<Sound of wellies clattering across the bar.>
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 07:58:57 PM
Has everybody turned-up for a lock-in then?  cloud9:

I’ll open the Talisker…  whistle:
<Sound of wellies clattering across the bar.>
You can leave those muddy wellies outside!  cussing:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 09, 2008, 08:00:14 PM
Amaretto & Southern Comfort please.  ;D
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2008, 08:00:21 PM
Has everybody turned-up for a lock-in then?  cloud9:

I’ll open the Talisker…  whistle:
<Sound of wellies clattering across the bar.>
You can leave those muddy wellies outside!  cussing:
<sound of socks and waft of Gorgonzola>
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 08:01:07 PM
Amazing… Snoopy and I have been here on our own all day… oh tailgunner was here for a while and now you can’t get to the bar…  noooo:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 08:01:38 PM
 sick2:

You can put those wellies back on!  cussing:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 08:02:00 PM
Amaretto & Southern Comfort please.  ;D
A large one?  eyes:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 09, 2008, 08:10:15 PM
Better stick to the coffee on second thoughts.... enjoy the lock-in!
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night night
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 08:14:18 PM
Better stick to the coffee on second thoughts.... enjoy the lock-in!
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night night
night night sweetheart...  redface:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2008, 08:17:10 PM
A pint of your finest hand-drawn bitter please Barman, and I don't suppose you do dripping on toast?

(after our Sunday lunch today I noticed one of the bar snacks was beef drippping on toast, Ive never seen that in a pub before) A shame that the pork roast, bakewell tart and clotted cream took up to much room)
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 08:19:27 PM
A pint of your finest hand-drawn bitter please Barman, and I don't suppose you do dripping on toast?

(after our Sunday lunch today I noticed one of the bar snacks was beef drippping on toast, Ive never seen that in a pub before) A shame that the pork roast, bakewell tart and clotted cream took up to much room)
A pint of Bishops coming up young man – would you like some of the brown stuff at the bottom of the dripping bowl on there too?  whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2008, 08:28:32 PM
A pint of your finest hand-drawn bitter please Barman, and I don't suppose you do dripping on toast?

(after our Sunday lunch today I noticed one of the bar snacks was beef drippping on toast, Ive never seen that in a pub before) A shame that the pork roast, bakewell tart and clotted cream took up to much room)
A pint of Bishops coming up young man – would you like some of the brown stuff at the bottom of the dripping bowl on there too?  whistle:

Just the job, any salt/pepper? None of that sea-salt stuff, Saxa and white pepper will do just fine
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 08:29:51 PM
A pint of your finest hand-drawn bitter please Barman, and I don't suppose you do dripping on toast?

(after our Sunday lunch today I noticed one of the bar snacks was beef drippping on toast, Ive never seen that in a pub before) A shame that the pork roast, bakewell tart and clotted cream took up to much room)
A pint of Bishops coming up young man – would you like some of the brown stuff at the bottom of the dripping bowl on there too?  whistle:

Just the job, any salt/pepper? None of that sea-salt stuff, Saxa and white pepper will do just fine
Of course!

Toast made with white bread, bleached flour?  whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2008, 09:12:31 PM
Nighty Night all. I'm off to me basket before the wind gets up.
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 09:13:29 PM
Nighty Night all. I'm off to me basket before the wind gets up.
Me too... well, not your basket obviously...  redface:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2008, 09:16:31 PM
It's like the end of The Waltons... night John-boy
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 09:18:02 PM
It's like the end of The Waltons... night John-boy
John Boy went to be hours ago...  ::)
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 09:18:32 PM
It's like the end of The Waltons... night John-boy
Mary Ellen on the other hand...  eyes:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2008, 09:18:50 PM
It's like the end of The Waltons... night John-boy

Night Grandpa!





<Snigger>
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 08:13:06 AM
Morning all .... I've got a terrible headache. Woken at 6.30 by the youngest "practising" on his Bongo Drums. sleep017
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 08:17:51 AM
Mornin’…

I was woken by a howling gale at 5am…  evil:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 08:20:59 AM
We had a bit of rain at about 3ish but nothing too bad. I put the headphones on and listened to BBC World Service until I dropped off again.
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 08:46:11 AM
I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office.  evil:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2008, 08:46:39 AM
Which one of you comedians locked me in the Gents all night?
 evil: Banghead evil: Banghead evil: Banghead
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 08:47:46 AM
I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office.  evil:
That’s ‘cos you’ve got a 'fashion' item and not a bad weather item… you need a parka with fur round the hood or a nice duffel coat with toggles…  whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 08:48:14 AM
I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office.  evil:

You need an Oilskin and Sou'wester. The only truly waterproof rainwear.
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 08:49:00 AM
Which one of you comedians locked me in the Gents all night?
 evil: Banghead evil: Banghead evil: Banghead

 redface:

Sorry, it was the sock smell. It was making me vomit. Did you clean that up by the way while you were in there?
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 08:49:34 AM
I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office.  evil:

You need an Oilskin and Sou'wester. The only truly waterproof rainwear.
And long, thigh-length waders?  eyes:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 08:50:52 AM
I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office.  evil:

You need an Oilskin and Sou'wester. The only truly waterproof rainwear.
And long, thigh-length waders?  eyes:

Oh gawd .... and on a Monday morning too. Randy old goat!
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 08:52:39 AM
And they are off!  ::)

Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2008, 08:55:09 AM
Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway?  rubschin:
I had plenty of time to study the machine in the gents and 'oil' was about the only flavour not on offer.
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 08:56:26 AM
They are for Snoopy. He thinks they are flavoured dog chews. Shhhhhh, it's our little secret!
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2008, 08:58:49 AM
They are for Snoopy. He thinks they are flavoured dog chews. Shhhhhh, it's our little secret!
Mum's the word. whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 08:59:55 AM
Which one of you comedians locked me in the Gents all night?
 evil: Banghead evil: Banghead evil: Banghead
I thought you’d buggered off with the talisker…  redface:

…why did you take the Talisker into the bog then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 09:00:19 AM
They are for Snoopy. He thinks they are flavoured dog chews. Shhhhhh, it's our little secret!
Mum's the word. whistle:

Strictly need to know basis.  whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 09:01:45 AM
I am drenched! Why do rain coats advertise them as such when they offer no protection what so ever!?!?!? Have had to put the call out for spare jumpers to be brought into the office.  evil:

You need an Oilskin and Sou'wester. The only truly waterproof rainwear.
And long, thigh-length waders?  eyes:

Oh gawd .... and on a Monday morning too. Randy old goat!
redface:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 09:03:24 AM
And they are off!  ::)

Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway?  rubschin:

Milletts
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 09:06:36 AM
Off to look online.
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2008, 09:07:24 AM
And they are off!  ::)

Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway?  rubschin:

Milletts
And budgerigar food.
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 09:08:49 AM
And they are off!  ::)

Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway?  rubschin:

Milletts
And budgerigar food.
And thigh length waders...  whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 10, 2008, 09:49:38 AM
?
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
?
You too missed the lock-in Uncle...  noooo:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 09:53:04 AM
BM Check out the waders on here!

http://www.suitsandboots.co.uk/index.php/Rainwear-Forum/Rainwear-Waterproofs-and-Oilskins/548-ReYello-Oilskins.html
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 09:58:30 AM
BM Check out the waders on here!

http://www.suitsandboots.co.uk/index.php/Rainwear-Forum/Rainwear-Waterproofs-and-Oilskins/548-ReYello-Oilskins.html
Oh... Wenchy would look lovely... I mean more lovely in those...  whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 10:17:52 AM
That forum is a bit of an eye opener!  eeek:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 10:19:58 AM
That forum is a bit of an eye opener!  eeek:
Is it a purse opener tho?  whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 10:20:33 AM
I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 10:24:29 AM
I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
Rainware + Bondage  eeek:

Snoopy, do you have something to tell us?  point:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 10:28:01 AM
You do have to wonder!  eeek:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2008, 10:29:09 AM
Mornin’…

I was woken by a howling gale at 5am…  evil:

Was her name Jones? If it was, I use to know her well  whistle:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 10:30:45 AM
I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
Rainware + Bondage  eeek:

Snoopy, do you have something to tell us?  point:


 whistle:

Actually I was as surprised as you to find that a rainwear site had been hijacked by perverts but then one man's perversion is another man's pleasure I suppose.
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2008, 10:39:45 AM
Mornin’…

I was woken by a howling gale at 5am…  evil:

Was her name Jones? If it was, I use to know her well  whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 10, 2008, 01:53:15 PM
And they are off!  ::)

Where does one purchase an oilskin from anyway?  rubschin:
I know an old sailor who might have a spare.. for a consideration ::)
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 04:22:06 PM
Mornin’…

I was woken by a howling gale at 5am…  evil:

Was her name Jones? If it was, I use to know her well  whistle:
I didn't ask her second name...  eyes:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 04:39:56 PM
I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
Rainware + Bondage  eeek:

Snoopy, do you have something to tell us?  point:


 whistle:

Actually I was as surprised as you to find that a rainwear site had been hijacked by perverts but then one man's perversion is another man's pleasure I suppose.

I shut the window down when they started talking about wearing rain gear in the sunshine and how it became supple and gave off a good smell.  eeek:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 04:41:28 PM
I can't look on there any further after they started talking about fetishism!
Rainware + Bondage  eeek:

Snoopy, do you have something to tell us?  point:


 whistle:

Actually I was as surprised as you to find that a rainwear site had been hijacked by perverts but then one man's perversion is another man's pleasure I suppose.

I shut the window down when they started talking about wearing rain gear in the sunshine and how it became supple and gave off a good smell.  eeek:
sick2:

I realised something was ‘odd’ when they discussed how they polished it and what with… also wearing wellingtons barefoot…  noooo:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 04:45:58 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 04:51:20 PM
You both got a lot further than I did. Perverts!  point:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2008, 04:56:08 PM
Apparently snoops prefers something lighter when he is 'in the mood; anyway...

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Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 04:56:27 PM
You both got a lot further than I did. Perverts!  point:
It was your link!  point:
Title: Re: Lock-In
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 04:57:24 PM
 evil: