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Title: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 07:13:28 PM
How are you my dear, come and sit by the fire and I'll tell you of my experiences over enemy lines. There was this Hun known as the Red Baron .... do stop me if I get boring .... now where was I? Oh yes ... Nice to see you in again I must say, just ignore that bunch of hoorays at the bar whilst we get to know one another better  eyes:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2008, 07:28:29 PM
Don't let him lick your face.

We know where that tongue last was.  scared2:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 11, 2008, 07:30:17 PM
Hello Snoops.  

What can I say, nice to see you too!! 8)

So these experiences over enemy lines with the Red Baron......?
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 07:32:38 PM
Hello Snoops.  

What can I say, nice to see you too!! 8)

So these experiences over enemy lines with the Red Baron......?
All lies...  ::)
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 11, 2008, 07:39:52 PM
I think Snoops has seen plenty of action by the sound of it! eyes:

BM is just jealous.
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 07:41:14 PM
I think Snoops has seen plenty of action by the sound of it! eyes:

BM is just jealous.
Oh I'm sure... none of it in an aeroplane tho - unless you count multiple 'mile high' membership...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:08:27 PM
Ah well you see the Hun used to come at us from out of the sunshine. We used to call them The Hun in the Sun ..... witty eh?

Anyway there I was stooging along the salient just to the east of the Somme River when Rattatatatatatat. I was being shot at. Couldn't see a damned thing for a minute but then I spotted the begger. Just a little black dot in the sun. "Hello" I thought "This could be curtains for Snoopy" but Algy, my wing man, had seen him too and quick as a flash he has his old Sopwith turned and between me and the enemy. Damned fine man that Algy, willing to lay his life on the line for his friend.

Well the battle raged on. As I watched old Algy plunging toward terra firma, and believe you me it is pretty damned firma when you hit it nose first, I resolved that this would be a battle to the end. It was him or me and I was damned sure it was going to have to be him.

You know you really shouldn't fall asleep like that in the pub, people will think you've had a drop too much.

Errrr Barman, could you ask the lads to keep it down a bit, young lady seems to have dropped off, must have had a busy day shopping and stuff.
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 11, 2008, 08:09:28 PM
I think Snoops has seen plenty of action by the sound of it! eyes:

BM is just jealous.
Oh I'm sure... none of it in an aeroplane tho - unless you count multiple 'mile high' membership...  whistle:

Tell me more!  I missed that bit!
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:11:57 PM
I think Snoops has seen plenty of action by the sound of it! eyes:

BM is just jealous.
Oh I'm sure... none of it in an aeroplane tho - unless you count multiple 'mile high' membership...  whistle:

Tell me more!  I missed that bit!

Oh one doesn't like to boast about one's sexual conquests to a lady  ........ but if you care to pop round to the kennel later I'll show you the notches on the old bedpost.  eyes:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 11, 2008, 08:14:07 PM
Ah well you see the Hun used to come at us from out of the sunshine. We used to call them The Hun in the Sun ..... witty eh?

Anyway there I was stooging along the salient just to the east of the Somme River when Rattatatatatatat. I was being shot at. Couldn't see a damned thing for a minute but then I spotted the begger. Just a little black dot in the sun. "Hello" I thought "This could be curtains for Snoopy" but Algy, my wing man, had seen him too and quick as a flash he has his old Sopwith turned and between me and the enemy. Damned fine man that Algy, willing to lay his life on the line for his friend.

Well the battle raged on. As I watched old Algy plunging toward terra firma, and believe you me it is pretty damned firma when you hit it nose first, I resolved that this would be a battle to the end. It was him or me and I was damned sure it was going to have to be him.

You know you really shouldn't fall asleep like that in the pub, people will think you've had a drop too much.

Errrr Barman, could you ask the lads to keep it down a bit, young lady seems to have dropped off, must have had a busy day shopping and stuff.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

Wassat, sorry, must have dropped off! redface:

No really..... fascinating Snoops. So did Algy snuff it or wot?

So who told you bout the shoppin? evil:

Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:17:48 PM
Ah well you see the Hun used to come at us from out of the sunshine. We used to call them The Hun in the Sun ..... witty eh?

Anyway there I was stooging along the salient just to the east of the Somme River when Rattatatatatatat. I was being shot at. Couldn't see a damned thing for a minute but then I spotted the begger. Just a little black dot in the sun. "Hello" I thought "This could be curtains for Snoopy" but Algy, my wing man, had seen him too and quick as a flash he has his old Sopwith turned and between me and the enemy. Damned fine man that Algy, willing to lay his life on the line for his friend.

Well the battle raged on. As I watched old Algy plunging toward terra firma, and believe you me it is pretty damned firma when you hit it nose first, I resolved that this would be a battle to the end. It was him or me and I was damned sure it was going to have to be him.

You know you really shouldn't fall asleep like that in the pub, people will think you've had a drop too much.

Errrr Barman, could you ask the lads to keep it down a bit, young lady seems to have dropped off, must have had a busy day shopping and stuff.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

Wassat, sorry, must have dropped off! redface:

No really..... fascinating Snoops. So did Algy snuff it or wot?

So who told you bout the shoppin? evil:



No No ~ Old Algy pranged but got out with a broken leg. The Hun captured him of course. 6 weeks before we could arrange an exchange to get him back. Cost the Squadron 60 Players and a bottle of Scotch .... mind we all p*ssed in the bottle before we handed it over. Bit like the booze in here ~ What?
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:20:05 PM
I think Snoops has seen plenty of action by the sound of it! eyes:

BM is just jealous.
Oh I'm sure... none of it in an aeroplane tho - unless you count multiple 'mile high' membership...  whistle:

Tell me more!  I missed that bit!
If you ask nicely he will post pictures of the ‘planes that he did it in (not the WAAFs that he did it in tho)…  noooo:

To be honest, I’m, not even sure that Wilbur and Orville knew he was aboard…   whistle:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:23:05 PM
No sooner done than said my man.

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As you can see it is an oil painting done by one of the lads in the trenches. Talented chappy, wrote a bit o poetry too ...... can't think of his name at the moment but I'm sure it'll come back to me.

Rupert something or other.
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:25:39 PM
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM.  ;D
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:27:08 PM
Ah .... more Totty .... well done BM. That's what this place needs ~ a few of the fairer sex.
Put that one on my slate. Cheers m'dear.
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:28:15 PM
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM.  ;D
Coming up!

How are you?






(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:28:44 PM
Cheers Snoops..... how you doing this evening?   ;)
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 11, 2008, 08:28:57 PM
 lol: lol: lol:  Quick off the photoshop there!

That reminds me, I saw this and thought of you Snoops.

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Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:29:38 PM
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM.  ;D
Coming up!

How are you?


(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)

Too late you old smoothy .... I just said put the ladies drinks on my slate. What, what?
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:30:31 PM
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM.  ;D
Coming up!

How are you?


(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)

Too late you old smoothy .... I just said put the ladies drink on my slate. What, what?

Slate?  eeek:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:31:19 PM
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM.  ;D
Coming up!

How are you?






(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)



BM IS NOT BALD


So the next one's on the house then  ...   OK????? eeek:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:32:15 PM
lol: lol: lol:  Quick off the photoshop there!

That reminds me, I saw this and thought of you Snoops.

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Ah yes ... the year I won the Monte Carlo. Didn't realise the film was still available. Gosh I was a looker in those days even if I do say so myself.
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 11, 2008, 08:34:00 PM
Lining the ladies up - you old dog! ;)

BM has been 'leading' you astray.
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:35:04 PM
Lining the ladies up - you old dog! ;)

BM has been 'leading' you astray.

drumroll:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:36:16 PM
Evening Ice .... don't think we've met in here before....all well your end of the island?  lol:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:37:23 PM
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM.  ;D
Coming up!

How are you?






(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)



BM IS NOT BALD


So the next one's on the house then  ...   OK????? eeek:

On the house...  ;)
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:38:44 PM
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM.  ;D
Coming up!

How are you?






(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)



BM IS NOT BALD


So the next one's on the house then  ...   OK????? eeek:

I meant on the house...  ;)
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:40:40 PM
How DO you do that?  eeek:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:42:03 PM
How DO you do that?  eeek:
What... turn you on?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:43:47 PM
No, make it the font so large!!!!!  Banghead
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:45:31 PM
worked it out now...have to alter the number manually!!!    redface:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:47:13 PM
worked it out now...have to alter the number manually!!!    redface:
Bugger!  confused:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:49:36 PM
worked it out now...have to alter the number manually!!!    redface:
Bugger!  confused:

ECDL   whistle:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 11, 2008, 08:50:33 PM
Evening Ice .... don't think we've met in here before....all well your end of the island?  lol:

Hello Tinkerbell!  Nice to meet you (virtually).

Lovely here,  A but windy today (not Mr Icey's this time) but beautiful blue skies and green fields.

Are you a Pissourian also?





Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:50:41 PM
worked it out now...have to alter the number manually!!!    redface:
Bugger!  confused:

ECDL   whistle:
European Computer Driving Licence  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:51:21 PM
Christ I'm supposed to be going for one of those next term. Is it hard?
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:52:55 PM
Evening Ice .... don't think we've met in here before....all well your end of the island?  lol:

Hello Tinkerbell!  Nice to meet you (virtually).

Lovely here,  A but windy today (not Mr Icey's this time) but beautiful blue skies and green fields.

Are you a Pissourian also?







Yes...just down the road... got really windy here this afternoon again, but all calm now!!!  lol:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:53:51 PM
Christ I'm supposed to be going for one of those next term. Is it hard?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 08:55:55 PM
Christ I'm supposed to be going for one of those next term. Is it hard?

You'll be able to do it with 1 paw tied behind your back!!! I enjoyed it.... who are you doing it with/through.... will it all be online? Not Learn Direct is it?
I'm a qualified 'online tutor' for all the good it does me now!!!  ::)
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:58:35 PM


We will comunicate later on this subject. Maybe tomorrow as  I've just heard my bowl being rattled so I reckon it's supper time. See you all later.



Don't forget gals .... if the old bugger gets too boring the kennel is in the yard, next to the empty barrels. I'll have Woodstock light a fire.

Meanwhile to settle the argument about BM's hair this is the two of us. Master and Beagle in harmony.
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Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 08:59:47 PM


We will comunicate later on this subject. Maybe tomorrow as  I've just heard my bowl being rattled so I reckon it's supper time. See you all later.



Don't forget gals .... if the old bugger gets too boring the kennel is in the yard, next to the empty barrels. I'll have Woodstock light a fire.

Meanwhile to settle the argument about BM's hair this is the two of us. Master and Beagle in harmony.
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See... I do have hair!  point:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 09:00:29 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

enjoy your supper... I'm off to bed in a minute....see you tomorrow.  lol:
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 11, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
Night everyone!
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 09:05:51 PM
Night everyone!
Night I&S... sleep well...  ;)
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 09:06:58 PM
Night night.... sweet dreams.   ;D
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 09:08:56 PM
Night night.... sweet dreams.   ;D
Night John Boy, Mary Ellen  eyes: et al...
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Tinkerbell on March 11, 2008, 09:09:57 PM
Time for me to hit the hay too...... got to be up early tomorrow! Thanks for the drinks guys... I'll be back tomorrow to see just how deep your pockets are!  cloud9:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2008, 12:40:22 PM
I'll be back tomorrow to see just how deep your pockets are!  cloud9:

Depending on your perspective not very deep or inifinite. we've just mastered the art of distracting old baldy while someone else nabs the drinks...  whistle:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2008, 02:52:49 PM
Snoopy is in the Gents now, chewing up the urinal blocks.

Did nobody remember to feed him?
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Post by: Nick on March 12, 2008, 02:54:04 PM
He thinks they are minty bonios  noooo:

Like dog breath fresheners noooo:
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Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 03:00:06 PM
He must be on a promise this evening.  eyes:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2008, 03:01:44 PM
That is as far as it goes, I fear noooo:

At his age! noooo:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2008, 03:03:23 PM
He must be on a promise this evening.  eyes:
Do you like a man with breath like a pine forest then?
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 03:11:42 PM
He must be on a promise this evening.  eyes:
Do you like a man with breath like a pine forest then?

Not moi! I've heard that he has a thing for the cogri three kennles over.
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 03:12:37 PM
He must be on a promise this evening.  eyes:
Do you like a man with breath like a pine forest then?

Not moi! I've heard that he has a thing for the cogri three kennles over.
That's a cross between a Corgi and a what?  rubschin:
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Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 03:18:17 PM
Actually it's a ribald corgi.
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2008, 03:37:55 PM
Actually it's a ribald corgi.
happy001 happy001 happy001

Not "Rabid" then?
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Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 03:38:46 PM
Actually it's a ribald corgi.
happy001 happy001 happy001

Not "Rabid" then?
Probably will be after he breathes his channel block breath on her...
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
Actually it's a ribald corgi.
happy001 happy001 happy001

Not "Rabid" then?

That probably would have made more sense.  redface:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2008, 03:52:38 PM
Actually it's a ribald corgi.

Is that one of those 'eclusive' pets for bald Barmen?  whistle:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2008, 04:09:02 PM
Actually it's a ribald corgi.

Is that one of those 'eclusive' pets for bald Barmen?  whistle:
"Eclusive"! What are you all on today?
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 04:09:26 PM
See the royal caption thread.
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 04:37:26 PM
Actually it's a ribald corgi.

Is that one of those 'eclusive' pets for bald Barmen?  whistle:
"Eclusive"! What are you all on today?
I don't know Darwin... Standards are slipping for sure.  noooo:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 12, 2008, 07:14:43 PM
Erm...... this post is about me!!!  Thank you!!!

Me me me me me me me  ;D

It doesn't happen very often  redface:
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 12, 2008, 08:24:28 PM
Oops, No answers.  Stopped that one then!!! lol:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 08:32:59 AM
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2008, 09:13:05 AM
Can you do any interesting tricks with ping-pong balls?
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 09:17:52 AM
Can you do any interesting tricks with ping-pong balls?
Like Forrest Gump you mean?  rubschin:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2008, 09:42:33 AM
Can you do any interesting tricks with ping-pong balls?
Like Forrest Gump you mean?  rubschin:
"Maw used to say: 'Life is like a case of Talisker' " whistle:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 13, 2008, 10:30:54 AM
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...?  eyes:

Ooh right....

Age 21, tall blonde and slim, very rich, will have a ferarri from someone very soon WHO PROMISED!, keep fit 10 times a week, never drink - ever and never tell lies!

Oh and I can do this amazing trick with ping pong balls and a gherkin.  8)


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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2008, 10:56:49 AM
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...?  eyes:

Ooh right....

Age 21, tall blonde and slim, very rich, will have a ferarri from someone very soon WHO PROMISED!, keep fit 10 times a week, never drink - ever and never tell lies!

Oh and I can do this amazing trick with ping pong balls and a gherkin.  8)


That sounds like the entertainment sorted for the next lock-in.

BM. what are you doing with that Ferrari brochure?
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Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2008, 12:44:20 PM
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...?  eyes:

Ooh right....

Age 21, tall blonde and slim, very rich, will have a ferarri from someone very soon WHO PROMISED!, keep fit 10 times a week, never drink - ever and never tell lies!

Oh and I can do this amazing trick with ping pong balls and a gherkin.  8)


That sounds like the entertainment sorted for the next lock-in.

BM. what are you doing with that Ferrari brochure?

Weeping over it I imagine
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Post by: Nick on March 13, 2008, 12:45:56 PM
No he's dead. A gang of goats got him apparently
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Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2008, 02:10:53 PM
No he's dead. A gang of goats got him apparently

No kidding
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Post by: Nick on March 13, 2008, 02:12:03 PM
Most droll.

No, they were all mature
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Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2008, 02:12:34 PM
It may have been his attempts at kidding that caused the goats to turn on him.
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Post by: Nick on March 13, 2008, 02:13:19 PM
Never trust an angry goat!
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 02:14:51 PM
Dead?  eeek:

I'm ahem working on the Ferrari...  redface:
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Post by: Nick on March 13, 2008, 02:15:19 PM
Of course, of course happy100
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2008, 02:34:34 PM
Dead?  eeek:

I'm ahem working on the Ferrari...  redface:

And the ping-pong balls. . . ?
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 02:50:52 PM
Dead?  eeek:

I'm ahem working on the Ferrari...  redface:

And the ping-pong balls. . . ?
I'll leave those to Ice 'n Slice...  eyes:
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 13, 2008, 03:34:16 PM
Dead?  eeek:

I'm ahem working on the Ferrari...  redface:

And the ping-pong balls. . . ?
I'll leave those to Ice 'n Slice...  eyes:

It's a deal....you get the ferarri (deja vu??)  and I'll bring the pong ping balls. ;D 
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 03:42:11 PM
Dead?  eeek:

I'm ahem working on the Ferrari...  redface:

And the ping-pong balls. . . ?
I'll leave those to Ice 'n Slice...  eyes:

It's a deal....you get the ferarri (deja vu??)  and I'll bring the pong ping balls. ;D 
Excellent!  eyes:
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Post by: Tinkerbell on March 13, 2008, 03:42:44 PM
If BM's getting the Ferrari's in...mine's a red one please!  cloud9:
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 03:44:34 PM
If BM's getting the Ferrari's in...mine's a red one please!  cloud9:
WHat can you do with ping-pong balls?   rubschin:
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Post by: Tinkerbell on March 13, 2008, 03:48:11 PM
race them with a straw in the swimming pool
balance them on a straw
juggle
play table tennis

need I go on???????

I'm a multi-talented fairy didn't you know??????

Must dash off and have a shower...going out with 3 guys tonight!!!! Shouldn't need to take any cash eh???   eyes: 
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 13, 2008, 03:53:05 PM
Dead?  eeek:

I'm ahem working on the Ferrari...  redface:

And the ping-pong balls. . . ?
I'll leave those to Ice 'n Slice...  eyes:

It's a deal....you get the ferarri (deja vu??)  and I'll bring the pong ping balls. ;D 

Ping pong balls remind Barman of little versions of his head...
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Post by: Tinkerbell on March 13, 2008, 03:53:59 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 03:54:44 PM
 evil:
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Post by: Tinkerbell on March 13, 2008, 03:56:05 PM
sorry   point:
guess the next one's not on the house then?????  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 03:57:59 PM
sorry   point:
guess the next one's not on the house then?????  noooo:
No!  evil:
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Post by: Tinkerbell on March 13, 2008, 04:02:43 PM
 sad32:
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 13, 2008, 04:05:25 PM
No...pong ping balls.  They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds.  Very tricky I can tell you.

....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 04:10:20 PM
No...pong ping balls.  They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds.  Very tricky I can tell you.

....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
Not Matchbox? Corgi then?  whistle:
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 13, 2008, 04:12:09 PM
No...pong ping balls.  They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds.  Very tricky I can tell you.

....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
Not Matchbox? Corgi then?  whistle:

NO!
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 04:13:24 PM
No...pong ping balls.  They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds.  Very tricky I can tell you.

....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
Not Matchbox? Corgi then?  whistle:

NO!
What then?  ::)

We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price...  eyes:
Title: Re: Ice & a Slice please Barman .... for that young lady over there.
Post by: ice and a slice on March 13, 2008, 04:16:21 PM
No...pong ping balls.  They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds.  Very tricky I can tell you.

....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
Not Matchbox? Corgi then?  whistle:

NO!
What then?  ::)

We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price...  eyes:

You couldn't afford it!  point:
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 04:20:13 PM
No...pong ping balls.  They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds.  Very tricky I can tell you.

....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
Not Matchbox? Corgi then?  whistle:

NO!
What then?  ::)

We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price...  eyes:

You couldn't afford it!  point:
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Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2008, 04:22:50 PM
No...pong ping balls.  They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds.  Very tricky I can tell you.

....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
Not Matchbox? Corgi then?  whistle:

NO!
What then?  ::)

We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price...  eyes:

You couldn't afford it!  point:
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T'would seem she was right, you can't even afford the picture!  point:
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 04:23:43 PM
No...pong ping balls.  They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds.  Very tricky I can tell you.

....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
Not Matchbox? Corgi then?  whistle:

NO!
What then?  ::)

We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price...  eyes:

You couldn't afford it!  point:
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T'would seem she was right, you can't even afford the picture!  point:
evil:
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 13, 2008, 04:24:37 PM
No...pong ping balls.  They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds.  Very tricky I can tell you.

....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
Not Matchbox? Corgi then?  whistle:

NO!
What then?  ::)

We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price...  eyes:

You couldn't afford it!  point:
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I thought it was just the cr*p Cypriot internet again!

T'would seem she was right, you can't even afford the picture!  point:
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Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2008, 04:25:03 PM
HA HA

Bald and poor!  point:

Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in!  point:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2008, 04:29:04 PM
HA HA

Bald and poor!  point:

Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in!  point:

BM was once a rich man but he's spent a fortune on hair tonic to make it grow back again, unfortunately he didnt realise you werent supposed to drink it...  whistle:
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 13, 2008, 04:31:25 PM
HA HA

Bald and poor!  point:

Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in!  point:

BM was once a rich man but he's spent a fortune on hair tonic to make it grow back again, unfortunately he didnt realise you werent supposed to drink it...  whistle:

He now has a very hairy tummy!
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Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2008, 04:32:44 PM
HA HA

Bald and poor!  point:

Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in!  point:

BM was once a rich man but he's spent a fortune on hair tonic to make it grow back again, unfortunately he didnt realise you werent supposed to drink it...  whistle:

He now has a very hairy tummy!

 happy001

Excellent! The image of BM's ever expanding hairy tummy forcing its way over the kevlar jeans is a good one!
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 04:34:54 PM
 evil:

Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of?  noooo:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2008, 04:44:17 PM
HA HA

Bald and poor!  point:

Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in!  point:

BM was once a rich man but he's spent a fortune on hair tonic to make it grow back again, unfortunately he didnt realise you werent supposed to drink it...  whistle:

He now has a very hairy tummy!

 happy001

Excellent! The image of BM's ever expanding hairy tummy forcing its way over the kevlar jeans is a good one!
Not at mealtimes it isn't.  sick2:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2008, 05:31:23 PM
evil:

Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of?  noooo:

Its dangerous to do that to Nick too much though, he has a tendency to beam Nick-o-rays at people.  scared2:
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Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 08:57:35 PM
evil:

Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of?  noooo:

Its dangerous to do that to Nick too much though, he has a tendency to beam Nick-o-rays at people.  scared2:
I've been working on Barman-o-rays....  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on March 14, 2008, 06:11:20 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 14, 2008, 06:30:15 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

How was the Taverna?
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Post by: Just One More on March 14, 2008, 06:44:25 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

Hang on. At the start of the thread Snoopy said, "How are you my dear, come and sit by the fire and I'll tell you of my experiences over enemy lines."

And then you say, "Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!"

Is Snoopy in for a surprise  rubschin:

I might have to pull up a chair
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 14, 2008, 07:07:20 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

Hang on. At the start of the thread Snoopy said, "How are you my dear, come and sit by the fire and I'll tell you of my experiences over enemy lines."

And then you say, "Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!"

Is Snoopy in for a surprise  rubschin:

I might have to pull up a chair

A lady never gives all her secrets away! eyes:

So tell me..... should I have had 'Just one more'?
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Post by: Barman on March 14, 2008, 07:28:56 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

Hang on. At the start of the thread Snoopy said, "How are you my dear, come and sit by the fire and I'll tell you of my experiences over enemy lines."

And then you say, "Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!"

Is Snoopy in for a surprise  rubschin:

I might have to pull up a chair

A lady never gives all her secrets away! eyes:

So tell me..... should I have had 'Just one more'?
drumroll: Boom-Tish, well done you...  lol:
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Post by: Barman on March 14, 2008, 07:30:23 AM
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy?  whistle:

Maybe!! redface:

Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!  I sneaked a quick one in before we went.  ;)

How was the Taverna?
Had a great night but came last in the quiz!  Banghead

Unfortunately our team name – “And in last place…” was prophetic…  sad24:

But at least the quizmaster had top announce, ‘And in last place, ‘And in last place…’’ which always makes me roll with laughter…  noooo:
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Post by: Just One More on March 14, 2008, 08:47:04 AM
Names used in the past include Norfolk an' Good, Norfolk an' Chance, Hoof Hearted
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Post by: ice and a slice on March 14, 2008, 09:02:20 AM
Our local paper in Suffolk had the headline 'Suffolk and Proud'!

D'ya think no-one noticed! ::)
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2008, 09:10:51 AM
Names used in the past include Norfolk an' Good, Norfolk an' Chance, Hoof Hearted
I suggested "Fairfax Sykes" at the last quiz we went to.

I still have the burn marks from Mrs DS' 'hard stare'.
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Post by: Barman on March 14, 2008, 09:31:16 AM
Names used in the past include Norfolk an' Good, Norfolk an' Chance, Hoof Hearted
I suggested "Fairfax Sykes" at the last quiz we went to.

I still have the burn marks from Mrs DS' 'hard stare'.
lol:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2008, 09:46:08 AM
evil:

Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of?  noooo:

Its dangerous to do that to Nick too much though, he has a tendency to beam Nick-o-rays at people.  scared2:
I've been working on Barman-o-rays....  whistle:

In other words you've been polishing baldybonce so that the rays are reflected...  whistle: