Hello Snoops.All lies... ::)
What can I say, nice to see you too!! 8)
So these experiences over enemy lines with the Red Baron......?
I think Snoops has seen plenty of action by the sound of it! eyes:Oh I'm sure... none of it in an aeroplane tho - unless you count multiple 'mile high' membership... whistle:
BM is just jealous.
I think Snoops has seen plenty of action by the sound of it! eyes:Oh I'm sure... none of it in an aeroplane tho - unless you count multiple 'mile high' membership... whistle:
BM is just jealous.
I think Snoops has seen plenty of action by the sound of it! eyes:Oh I'm sure... none of it in an aeroplane tho - unless you count multiple 'mile high' membership... whistle:
BM is just jealous.
Tell me more! I missed that bit!
Ah well you see the Hun used to come at us from out of the sunshine. We used to call them The Hun in the Sun ..... witty eh?
Anyway there I was stooging along the salient just to the east of the Somme River when Rattatatatatatat. I was being shot at. Couldn't see a damned thing for a minute but then I spotted the begger. Just a little black dot in the sun. "Hello" I thought "This could be curtains for Snoopy" but Algy, my wing man, had seen him too and quick as a flash he has his old Sopwith turned and between me and the enemy. Damned fine man that Algy, willing to lay his life on the line for his friend.
Well the battle raged on. As I watched old Algy plunging toward terra firma, and believe you me it is pretty damned firma when you hit it nose first, I resolved that this would be a battle to the end. It was him or me and I was damned sure it was going to have to be him.
You know you really shouldn't fall asleep like that in the pub, people will think you've had a drop too much.
Errrr Barman, could you ask the lads to keep it down a bit, young lady seems to have dropped off, must have had a busy day shopping and stuff.
Ah well you see the Hun used to come at us from out of the sunshine. We used to call them The Hun in the Sun ..... witty eh?
Anyway there I was stooging along the salient just to the east of the Somme River when Rattatatatatatat. I was being shot at. Couldn't see a damned thing for a minute but then I spotted the begger. Just a little black dot in the sun. "Hello" I thought "This could be curtains for Snoopy" but Algy, my wing man, had seen him too and quick as a flash he has his old Sopwith turned and between me and the enemy. Damned fine man that Algy, willing to lay his life on the line for his friend.
Well the battle raged on. As I watched old Algy plunging toward terra firma, and believe you me it is pretty damned firma when you hit it nose first, I resolved that this would be a battle to the end. It was him or me and I was damned sure it was going to have to be him.
You know you really shouldn't fall asleep like that in the pub, people will think you've had a drop too much.
Errrr Barman, could you ask the lads to keep it down a bit, young lady seems to have dropped off, must have had a busy day shopping and stuff.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Wassat, sorry, must have dropped off! redface:
No really..... fascinating Snoops. So did Algy snuff it or wot?
So who told you bout the shoppin? evil:
If you ask nicely he will post pictures of the ‘planes that he did it in (not the WAAFs that he did it in tho)… noooo:I think Snoops has seen plenty of action by the sound of it! eyes:Oh I'm sure... none of it in an aeroplane tho - unless you count multiple 'mile high' membership... whistle:
BM is just jealous.
Tell me more! I missed that bit!
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM. ;DComing up!
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM. ;DComing up!
How are you?
(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)
Slate? eeek:Evening all....... large glass of red please BM. ;DComing up!
How are you?
(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)
Too late you old smoothy .... I just said put the ladies drink on my slate. What, what?
Evening all....... large glass of red please BM. ;DComing up!
How are you?
(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)
BM IS NOT BALD
So the next one's on the house then ... OK????? eeek:
lol: lol: lol: Quick off the photoshop there!
That reminds me, I saw this and thought of you Snoops.
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Lining the ladies up - you old dog! ;)drumroll:
BM has been 'leading' you astray.
On the house... ;)Evening all....... large glass of red please BM. ;DComing up!
How are you?
(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)
BM IS NOT BALD
So the next one's on the house then ... OK????? eeek:
I meant on the house... ;)Evening all....... large glass of red please BM. ;DComing up!
How are you?
(drink is on the house if you tell them I am NOT bald)
BM IS NOT BALD
So the next one's on the house then ... OK????? eeek:
What... turn you on? shrugs:How DO you do that? eeek:
worked it out now...have to alter the number manually!!! redface:Bugger! confused:
worked it out now...have to alter the number manually!!! redface:Bugger! confused:
Evening Ice .... don't think we've met in here before....all well your end of the island? lol:
European Computer Driving Licence rubschin:worked it out now...have to alter the number manually!!! redface:Bugger! confused:
ECDL whistle:
Evening Ice .... don't think we've met in here before....all well your end of the island? lol:
Hello Tinkerbell! Nice to meet you (virtually).
Lovely here, A but windy today (not Mr Icey's this time) but beautiful blue skies and green fields.
Are you a Pissourian also?
Christ I'm supposed to be going for one of those next term. Is it hard?rubschin:
Christ I'm supposed to be going for one of those next term. Is it hard?
See... I do have hair! point:
We will comunicate later on this subject. Maybe tomorrow as I've just heard my bowl being rattled so I reckon it's supper time. See you all later.
Don't forget gals .... if the old bugger gets too boring the kennel is in the yard, next to the empty barrels. I'll have Woodstock light a fire.
Meanwhile to settle the argument about BM's hair this is the two of us. Master and Beagle in harmony.
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Night everyone!Night I&S... sleep well... ;)
Night night.... sweet dreams. ;DNight John Boy, Mary Ellen eyes: et al...
I'll be back tomorrow to see just how deep your pockets are! cloud9:
He must be on a promise this evening. eyes:Do you like a man with breath like a pine forest then?
He must be on a promise this evening. eyes:Do you like a man with breath like a pine forest then?
That's a cross between a Corgi and a what? rubschin:He must be on a promise this evening. eyes:Do you like a man with breath like a pine forest then?
Not moi! I've heard that he has a thing for the cogri three kennles over.
Actually it's a ribald corgi.happy001 happy001 happy001
Probably will be after he breathes his channel block breath on her...Actually it's a ribald corgi.happy001 happy001 happy001
Not "Rabid" then?
Actually it's a ribald corgi.happy001 happy001 happy001
Not "Rabid" then?
Actually it's a ribald corgi.
"Eclusive"! What are you all on today?Actually it's a ribald corgi.
Is that one of those 'eclusive' pets for bald Barmen? whistle:
I don't know Darwin... Standards are slipping for sure. noooo:"Eclusive"! What are you all on today?Actually it's a ribald corgi.
Is that one of those 'eclusive' pets for bald Barmen? whistle:
Can you do any interesting tricks with ping-pong balls?Like Forrest Gump you mean? rubschin:
"Maw used to say: 'Life is like a case of Talisker' " whistle:Can you do any interesting tricks with ping-pong balls?Like Forrest Gump you mean? rubschin:
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...? eyes:
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...? eyes:
Ooh right....
Age 21, tall blonde and slim, very rich, will have a ferarri from someone very soon WHO PROMISED!, keep fit 10 times a week, never drink - ever and never tell lies!
Oh and I can do this amazing trick with ping pong balls and a gherkin. 8)
Perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself m'dear...? eyes:
Ooh right....
Age 21, tall blonde and slim, very rich, will have a ferarri from someone very soon WHO PROMISED!, keep fit 10 times a week, never drink - ever and never tell lies!
Oh and I can do this amazing trick with ping pong balls and a gherkin. 8)
That sounds like the entertainment sorted for the next lock-in.
BM. what are you doing with that Ferrari brochure?
No he's dead. A gang of goats got him apparently
Dead? eeek:
I'm ahem working on the Ferrari... redface:
I'll leave those to Ice 'n Slice... eyes:Dead? eeek:
I'm ahem working on the Ferrari... redface:
And the ping-pong balls. . . ?
I'll leave those to Ice 'n Slice... eyes:Dead? eeek:
I'm ahem working on the Ferrari... redface:
And the ping-pong balls. . . ?
Excellent! eyes:I'll leave those to Ice 'n Slice... eyes:Dead? eeek:
I'm ahem working on the Ferrari... redface:
And the ping-pong balls. . . ?
It's a deal....you get the ferarri (deja vu??) and I'll bring the pong ping balls. ;D
If BM's getting the Ferrari's in...mine's a red one please! cloud9:WHat can you do with ping-pong balls? rubschin:
I'll leave those to Ice 'n Slice... eyes:Dead? eeek:
I'm ahem working on the Ferrari... redface:
And the ping-pong balls. . . ?
It's a deal....you get the ferarri (deja vu??) and I'll bring the pong ping balls. ;D
sorry point:No! evil:
guess the next one's not on the house then????? noooo:
No...pong ping balls. They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds. Very tricky I can tell you.Not Matchbox? Corgi then? whistle:
....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
No...pong ping balls. They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds. Very tricky I can tell you.Not Matchbox? Corgi then? whistle:
....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
What then? ::)No...pong ping balls. They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds. Very tricky I can tell you.Not Matchbox? Corgi then? whistle:
....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
NO!
What then? ::)No...pong ping balls. They're the Chinese version where you have to pick them up with chopsticks and if you drop them they make "pong" and "ping" sounds. Very tricky I can tell you.Not Matchbox? Corgi then? whistle:
....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
NO!
We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price... eyes:
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....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
NO!
We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price... eyes:
You couldn't afford it! point:
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....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
NO!
We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price... eyes:
You couldn't afford it! point:
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....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
NO!
We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price... eyes:
You couldn't afford it! point:
T'would seem she was right, you can't even afford the picture! point:
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....and this Ferrari - none of these matchbox toy versions thank you very much.
NO!
We've established what you are - we just need to negotiate the price... eyes:
You couldn't afford it! point:
I thought it was just the cr*p Cypriot internet again!
T'would seem she was right, you can't even afford the picture! point:
HA HA
Bald and poor! point:
Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in! point:
HA HA
Bald and poor! point:
Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in! point:
BM was once a rich man but he's spent a fortune on hair tonic to make it grow back again, unfortunately he didnt realise you werent supposed to drink it... whistle:
HA HA
Bald and poor! point:
Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in! point:
BM was once a rich man but he's spent a fortune on hair tonic to make it grow back again, unfortunately he didnt realise you werent supposed to drink it... whistle:
He now has a very hairy tummy!
Not at mealtimes it isn't. sick2:HA HA
Bald and poor! point:
Still at least you will soon have expensive reinforced jeans to hold the gut in! point:
BM was once a rich man but he's spent a fortune on hair tonic to make it grow back again, unfortunately he didnt realise you werent supposed to drink it... whistle:
He now has a very hairy tummy!
happy001
Excellent! The image of BM's ever expanding hairy tummy forcing its way over the kevlar jeans is a good one!
evil:
Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of? noooo:
I've been working on Barman-o-rays.... whistle:evil:
Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of? noooo:
Its dangerous to do that to Nick too much though, he has a tendency to beam Nick-o-rays at people. scared2:
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy? whistle:
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy? whistle:
Maybe!! redface:
Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more! I sneaked a quick one in before we went. ;)
Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy? whistle:
Maybe!! redface:
Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more! I sneaked a quick one in before we went. ;)
Hang on. At the start of the thread Snoopy said, "How are you my dear, come and sit by the fire and I'll tell you of my experiences over enemy lines."
And then you say, "Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!"
Is Snoopy in for a surprise rubschin:
I might have to pull up a chair
drumroll: Boom-Tish, well done you... lol:Hair of the dog for you this morning Icy? whistle:
Maybe!! redface:
Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more! I sneaked a quick one in before we went. ;)
Hang on. At the start of the thread Snoopy said, "How are you my dear, come and sit by the fire and I'll tell you of my experiences over enemy lines."
And then you say, "Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more!"
Is Snoopy in for a surprise rubschin:
I might have to pull up a chair
A lady never gives all her secrets away! eyes:
So tell me..... should I have had 'Just one more'?
Had a great night but came last in the quiz! BangheadHair of the dog for you this morning Icy? whistle:
Maybe!! redface:
Mind you the lady of the house sips one weak spritzer all night so it makes feel a bit guilty having more! I sneaked a quick one in before we went. ;)
How was the Taverna?
Names used in the past include Norfolk an' Good, Norfolk an' Chance, Hoof HeartedI suggested "Fairfax Sykes" at the last quiz we went to.
lol:Names used in the past include Norfolk an' Good, Norfolk an' Chance, Hoof HeartedI suggested "Fairfax Sykes" at the last quiz we went to.
I still have the burn marks from Mrs DS' 'hard stare'.
I've been working on Barman-o-rays.... whistle:evil:
Isn't Nick around to take the piss out of? noooo:
Its dangerous to do that to Nick too much though, he has a tendency to beam Nick-o-rays at people. scared2: