The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 13, 2008, 01:30:33 PM
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ARE
THEY
STILL
CALLING
HIM
A
CANOEIST? Banghead
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7293765.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7293765.stm)
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BECAUSE
HE
IS
ONE
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NO
HE
IS/WAS
NOT
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HE
HAS
BEEN
IN
CHARGE
OF
A
CANOE
SO
HE
MUST
BE
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I
HAVE
BEEN
IN
CHARGE
OF
A
TELLY
THAT
DOES
NOT
MAKE
ME
A
DIRECTOR
OR
EVEN
AN
ENGINEER
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So what does one have to do to be considered a canoeist then?
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Perhaps
they
mean
Onanist
but
can't
spell
it.
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Feck off!
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Feck off!
Yes Ma'am .... straight away ma'am. Sorry ma'am
PS Being in charge of a telly in your case Nick could make you either a box or a remote control.
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He ran a B&B or summat. The canoe was a deception!
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He ran a B&B or summat. The canoe was a deception!
But what is the deffinition of a canoeist then?
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Feck off!
Yes Maam .... staright away maam. Sorry maam
PS Having a telly in your case Nick could make you either a box or a remote control.
Our telly is in a box at present cussing:
And The Boy sneaked down to my office and was on the internet from 10 last night until 3.30 this morning!! I had unplugged the machine and hidden the cable. He found another and re plumbed it!¬ Banghead Banghead
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He ran a B&B or summat. The canoe was a deception!
But what is the deffinition of a canoeist then?
Someone tell her. PLEASE ::)
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Feck off!
Yes Maam .... staright away maam. Sorry maam
PS Having a telly in your case Nick could make you either a box or a remote control.
Our telly is in a box at present cussing:
And The Boy sneaked down to my office and was on the internet from 10 last night until 3.30 this morning!! I had unplugged the machine and hidden the cable. He found another and re plumbed it!¬ Banghead Banghead
Can't you just turn the power off to that phase of the house?
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One who canoes
And don't get stroppy just because you didn't know what an Onanist is.
PS Definition only has one F ..... I know you come from Surrey where they make love and break wind with two small fs but really. (Around Esher I gather they prefer Ph)
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Feck off!
Yes Maam .... staright away maam. Sorry maam
PS Having a telly in your case Nick could make you either a box or a remote control.
Our telly is in a box at present cussing:
And The Boy sneaked down to my office and was on the internet from 10 last night until 3.30 this morning!! I had unplugged the machine and hidden the cable. He found another and re plumbed it!¬ Banghead Banghead
Can't you just turn the power off to that phase of the house?
Not without worrying the smoke alarms. I am more inclined to wire up the keyboard!
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But if a canoeist is simple one who canoes then surely an individual who has canoed in the past is a canoeist. rubschin:
Onanist?
One who ummmm interupts. redface:
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I once went to a discotheque. That does not make me a dancer!
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I once went to a discotheque. That does not make me a dancer!
point:
I bet!
point:
Sorry can no longer continue this conversation. Am happy001 at the mental image of Nick spasmodically jerking around a darkened dance floor under a mirror ball to Footloose. happy001
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I won a competition once. Mind you I was only 17. And it was a crap prize evil:
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For the most spasms possible to Dancing Queen?
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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I won a copy of Roxy Music's Virginia Plain if you must know evil:
I still have it somewhere.
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Do you throw anything away? eeek:
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Onanist = One who masturbates ...... My suggestion was that the media are using canoeist to call him a wanker ~ which he clearly is.
Funnier if it doesn't have to be explained.
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Subtle but possible!
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Onanist = One who masturbates ...... My suggestion was that the media are using canoeist to call him a wanker ~ which he clearly is.
Funnier if it doesn't have to be explained.
Ahhh I didn't get it. ::)
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I blame the comprehensive system noooo:
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I blame the comprehensive system noooo:
No, I am sure they also taught Onanism at public school.
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And The Boy sneaked down to my office and was on the internet from 10 last night until 3.30 this morning!! I had unplugged the machine and hidden the cable. He found another and re plumbed it!¬ Banghead Banghead
Nick, switch your computer on and when it gives you the option to enter the BIOS settings do it. You can set a bios password (just make sure you dont forget it) that would stop the boy being able to get into windows never mind the internet.
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I blame the comprehensive system noooo:
No, I am sure they also taught Onanism at public school.
But not at Grammar school like wot I went to. Obviously.
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I blame the comprehensive system noooo:
No, I am sure they also taught Onanism at public school.
But not at Grammar school like wot I went to. Obviously.
QED
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Good Grief!
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But if a canoeist is simple one who canoes then surely an individual who has canoed in the past is a canoeist. rubschin:
Onanist?
One who ummmm interupts. redface:
I aint got a clue either, is he related to Conanist The Destroyer?
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But if a canoeist is simple one who canoes then surely an individual who has canoed in the past is a canoeist. rubschin:
Onanist?
One who ummmm interupts. redface:
I aint got a clue either, is he related to Conanist The Destroyer?
[fact] A college chum of mine had a parrot called Onan because it was forever spilling its seed on the floor.[/fact]
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But if a canoeist is simple one who canoes then surely an individual who has canoed in the past is a canoeist. rubschin:
Onanist?
One who ummmm interupts. redface:
I aint got a clue either, is he related to Conanist The Destroyer?
[fact] A college chum of mine had a parrot called Onan because it was forever spilling its seed on the floor.[/fact]
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