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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 12:38:10 PM

Title: St George's Day
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 12:38:10 PM
It being Friday I have just been to my lovely local for a sandwich and a red wine. Actually, the Friday barmaid is a divorcee with a peachy bum, which is why I really went.

Anyway. (Has cold shower). I am thrilled to see that they are doing a ST GEORGE's DAY DINNER

Beef Wellington
Stuffed Sea Bass
Spotted Richard
Cheese and Port

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

I imagine BM will organise something appropriate on April 23rd
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2008, 12:39:45 PM
Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.
Bagpipes are blown not sucked.  ::)
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2008, 12:40:35 PM
It being Friday I have just been to my lovely local for a sandwich and a red wine. Actually, the Friday barmaid is a divorcee with a peachy bum, which is why I really went.

Anyway. (Has cold shower). I am thrilled to see that they are doing a ST GEORGE's DAY DINNER

Beef Wellington
Stuffed Sea Bass
Spotted Richard
Cheese and Port

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

I imagine BM will organise something appropriate on April 23rd
Of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 12:41:02 PM
 noooo:

I grovel before the typo meister.

Good plan though!

Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 12:43:10 PM
It being Friday I have just been to my lovely local for a sandwich and a red wine. Actually, the Friday barmaid is a divorcee with a peachy bum, which is why I really went.

Anyway. (Has cold shower). I am thrilled to see that they are doing a ST GEORGE's DAY DINNER

Beef Wellington
Stuffed Sea Bass
Spotted Richard
Cheese and Port

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

I imagine BM will organise something appropriate on April 23rd
Of course...  whistle:

We await developments. AN Olde English Disco perhaps?
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2008, 12:46:14 PM
It being Friday I have just been to my lovely local for a sandwich and a red wine. Actually, the Friday barmaid is a divorcee with a peachy bum, which is why I really went.

Anyway. (Has cold shower). I am thrilled to see that they are doing a ST GEORGE's DAY DINNER

Beef Wellington
Stuffed Sea Bass
Spotted Richard
Cheese and Port

Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.

I imagine BM will organise something appropriate on April 23rd
Of course...  whistle:

We await developments. AN Olde English Disco perhaps?

Tudor-in-the-basket?
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2008, 12:48:08 PM
Soup-in-a-basket all round, free Bishops Finger and then a stripper…  whistle:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 12:49:35 PM
Would LL agree to that? If it's Wenchy, we'd need a big room



Thinks Albert Hall noooo:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2008, 12:53:04 PM
I’ll get a Moldavian ‘Artiste’ in and we’ll do it have the event in The Boy’s Room…  whistle:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 12:55:10 PM
Not the male mud wrestling team again noooo:

Stop this obsession BM
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2008, 12:57:30 PM
Not the male mud wrestling team again noooo:

Stop this obsession BM

Its too late Nick, BM already bought a pair of union jack boxer shorts so he could join in.  scared2:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2008, 01:00:32 PM
Not the male mud wrestling team again noooo:

Stop this obsession BM

Its too late Nick, BM already bought a pair of union jack boxer shorts so he could join in.  scared2:
eyes:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Snoopy on March 14, 2008, 01:06:15 PM
Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.
Bagpipes are blown not sucked.  ::)



That very much depends how close I can get to Alistair Campbell when he gets his bagpipes out  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 01:07:43 PM
Well I still think it's a good thing. The local doc dressed up in chain mail last year!

But that's the Village for you!¬
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2008, 01:09:22 PM
Excellent. That will stuff the effing Irish and Welsh (and the horrid Scots) and their frightful bagpipes and sucklike.
Bagpipes are blown not sucked.  ::)



That very much depends how close I can get to Alistair Campbell when he gets his bagpies out  eveilgrin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Snoopy on March 14, 2008, 01:09:48 PM
It is also Shakespeare's Birth and death date allegedly.
We could have a recital too .................... P'raps not  noooo:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 01:12:38 PM
Quite right, April 23rd is speculative for his date of birth, tracking back from baptism.

I can do my King Lear stuff.

This sounds like it could be fun.

Can we have muffins too?

And a shoot the Scotsmen rifle range?
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2008, 01:14:18 PM
And a shoot the Scotsmen rifle range?

No, no, no. You have to follow established laws. Its the shoot a Welshman archery range.  whistle:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 01:16:06 PM
The Scots deserve it more. Shall we crucify them

1. G Brown
2. A Darling
3. Des Browne
4. Gorbals Mick
5. That nameless bastard whose sister in Scotland is a fraud (oh yes, Douglas Alexander)

And so on.
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Snoopy on March 14, 2008, 01:18:53 PM
The Scots deserve it more. Shall we crucify them

1. G Brown
2. A Darling
3. Des Browne
4. Gorbals Mick
5. That nameless bastard whose sister in Scotland is a fraud (oh yes, Douglas Alexander)

And so on.

Why don't you just settle for about 50% of the Parliamentary Labour Party ~ put the onus on them to prove they are English.
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 02:09:01 PM
And not fiddling their expenses eveilgrin:
Title: Re: St George's Day
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 14, 2008, 03:24:06 PM
That St George geezer is a bloody Turk who worked for the Romans so maybe we should have Turkey and pasta on the menu sick2: