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Title: Male illness
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2008, 10:46:16 AM: Am I alonein this?Feeling like shit at about 11 lastnight I was:

a) Convinced I was dying

b) Actually wanted to die.

I am slightly improved now and no longer expect to croak in the near future. rubschin:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2008, 10:48:36 AM: Odds are Wenchy will tell you its just manflu. whistle:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:02:48 AM: Visit ye olde homeopath. I am filled with the joys of Spring after a nearly six month horror of health issues. cloud9:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2008, 02:10:45 PM: rubschin: Dr Snoopy says "There is a lot of it about"
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2008, 02:13:26 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 11:02:48 AM
Visit ye olde homeopath. I am filled with the joys of Spring after a nearly six month horror of health issues. cloud9:

You do realise its all mental Wenchy? whistle:

Hmm. Perhaps I'd better explain that before someone gets the wrong impression. I mean a large part of it is a placebo effect,
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 02:15:20 PM: It is working. I care not why.
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 02:17:50 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 02:15:20 PM
It is working. I care not why.
'Cos you are mental? whistle:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2008, 02:19:17 PM: *Newsflash* Baldy Barman breaks the speed record attaining for earth orbit having been launched by the wrath of Wenchy. eeek:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 02:22:15 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2008, 02:17:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 02:15:20 PM
It is working. I care not why.
'Cos you are mental? whistle:

Not anymore!
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2008, 02:22:45 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 02:22:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2008, 02:17:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 02:15:20 PM
It is working. I care not why.
'Cos you are mental? whistle:

Not anymore!
lol:
Did the voices tell you that tho? whistle:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 02:23:46 PM: No the voices tell me that I shouldn't be speaking to people on the internet. Should I listen?
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 17, 2008, 02:54:58 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 02:23:46 PM
No the voices tell me that I shouldn't be speaking to people on the internet. Should I listen?

You aren't speaking to people on the internet though, are you rubschin:

If "the voices" are telling you that you are, then maybe "the voices" are a mere figment of your imagination. And maybe the internet and these types words are too? whistle:

Or maybe you are just a bit of a mentalist whistle:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2008, 02:57:29 PM: But what are any of us? ..... just lost socks in the great launderette known as the internet thingy
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 03:03:43 PM: Mr Wench? eeek:

How did you know that I am described as a mentalist by nearest and dearest!?!?!? eeek:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 17, 2008, 03:14:52 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2008, 03:03:43 PM
Mr Wench? eeek:

How did you know that I am described as a mentalist by nearest and dearest!?!?!? eeek:

A mere guess that suggests he sounds like he would have watched Alan Partridge. You're lucky, Mrs TMR (to be) describes me as "a fvcking raging psycho who should be institutionalised sooner rather than later" sad24:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2008, 03:16:17 PM: rubschin: Point is TMR ~ do you find yourself agreeing with her?
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: tel on March 17, 2008, 03:19:14 PM: The rest of us do.

Bring on the white pudding cloud9:
Title: Re: Male illness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 17, 2008, 03:23:16 PM: Generally, yes. redface: