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Title: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 17, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
The lovely Harriet Harman strikes again.  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=536050&in_page_id=1770
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2008, 03:56:58 PM
Warra lorra bollox ... but do click on the link on that page to see pics of Jennifer Aniston almost wearing a very tiny bikini.
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2008, 04:09:26 PM
Its a cunning plan on Harpy's part to make sure she can get a job regardless of her obvious moronic attituse and total lack of ability when this bunch get kicked out at the next election.
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 06:01:48 AM
Warra lorra bollox ... but do click on the link on that page to see pics of Jennifer Aniston almost wearing a very timy bikini.
I too thought it was bollocks… but after reading the first sentence my attention was drawn to this link… (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=536948&in_page_id=1773)

And I still would…  eyes:

But those shoes are disgusting...  sick2:

And yes, I know it is The Commons and I am truly sorry but TMS should have included a quote and we wouldn't have been tempted…  redface:
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 08:22:22 AM
Your sentiments do not find argument here.  eyes:
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 08:58:57 AM
Your sentiments do not find argument here.  eyes:
We are as one... man and dog in perfect harmony...  eyes:
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2008, 09:03:26 AM
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Equality law could bar white men from jobs

Of course the important word here is could.

Reading the article rather than be distracted by the sidebar reveals nothing of the sort.

However I was distracted by Suzanne Shaw  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=537429&in_page_id=1773)
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 09:10:28 AM
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Equality law could bar white men from jobs

Of course the important word here is could.

Reading the article rather than be distracted by the sidebar reveals nothing of the sort.

However I was distracted by Suzanne Shaw  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=537429&in_page_id=1773)

And I can see why.
Question...... Natural blonde, airbrushed or shaved do you think?  eyes:
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 09:14:07 AM
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Equality law could bar white men from jobs

Of course the important word here is could.

Reading the article rather than be distracted by the sidebar reveals nothing of the sort.

However I was distracted by Suzanne Shaw  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=537429&in_page_id=1773)

And I can see why.
Question...... Natural blonde, airbrushed or shaved do you think?  eyes:
Shaved...  whistle:
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
I'd ask her but she would probably skate around the issue.  ;)
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 09:17:40 AM
I'd ask her but she would probably skate around the issue.  ;)

Bet you'd be so embarrassed that you would flounder around the question
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 09:18:33 AM
I'd ask her but she would probably skate around the issue.  ;)

Bet you'd be so embarrassed that you would flounder around the question
::)
For cod's sake chaps...  noooo:
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2008, 09:19:01 AM
You're walking on thin ice there doggy.
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 09:20:26 AM
Sorry ~ didn't mean to mussel in on your funny.
Title: Re: Breathe deeply before reading this one..
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 24, 2008, 10:15:08 PM
The lovely Harriet Harman strikes again.  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=536050&in_page_id=1770

For the next 60 seconds, I will conduct a test of my emergency broadcast equipment. Arggggggghhh!!!!! Daily Mail Alert! Daily Mail Alert!!!!!!! Had this been a real emergency, the scream you just heard would be followed by lots more just like it. This concludes My test of my emergency broadcast equipment