The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Mr Happy on May 21, 2007, 09:41:21 PM
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Cheers Mort for the invite, the rest of you are censored:
I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.
Anyway, decent boozer, what's the rules, i did read before agreeing, honest!
Chicks allowed, swearing, Kim?
Has anyone let Mozo know we're here?
Can I have a special chair and tankard?
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Cheers Mort for the invite, the rest of you are censored:
I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.
Anyway, decent boozer, what's the rules, i did read before agreeing, honest!
Chicks allowed, swearing, Kim?
Has anyone let Mozo know we're here?
Can I have a special chair and tankard?
I have found that just standing by the piano a la Noel Coward works quite well, drunks tend to stagger up to you because you look interesting. You soon get a small circle of friends, which then attracts the attention of the bouncer who thinks you are doing drugs...
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Welcome Mr Happy, if you're ever in Essex i'll buy you a real pint.
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I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.
I trust there is a suitably sized virtual-roadside-mournarama somewhere in cyberspace commemorating our mass departure? whistle:
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Cheers Mort for the invite, the rest of you are censored:
I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.
Anyway, decent boozer, what's the rules, i did read before agreeing, honest!
Chicks allowed, swearing, Kim?
Has anyone let Mozo know we're here?
Can I have a special chair and tankard?
Don't blame me. Some of us were considered dangerous and had our pm facility removed. sad24: I currently have five pms I am unable to reply to. sad24: I feel so rude.
Special chair? Or course!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz.about.com%2Fd%2Fcrime%2F1%2F0%2FJ%2FN%2F13_electricchair.jpg&hash=af6935d22bfbff6f4b40ccf0fa683bec6e49d692)
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I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.
I trust there is a suitably sized virtual-roadside-mournarama somewhere in cyberspace commemorating our mass departure? whistle:
You mean something like Skype a Scouser? drumroll:
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Welcome Mr H. Most things are acceptable but don't step on my tail ~ Oh and the Barmans new Lady Puppy is promised. eyes:
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Don't blame me. Some of us were considered dangerous and had our pm facility removed. sad24: I currently have five pms I am unable to reply to. sad24: I feel so rude.
And there was me thinking I'd done something on there to nark you off sad24:
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Don't blame me. Some of us were considered dangerous and had our pm facility removed. sad24: I currently have five pms I am unable to reply to. sad24: I feel so rude.
And there was me thinking I'd done something on there to nark you off sad24:
Nothing personal. We're all in the same boat. Had me PMs whipped away before you could say Vet!
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What did happen over there?
violent073:
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What did happen over there?
violent073:
Carnage by all accounts? boxing
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Best not to ask.
If you wake at Midnight, and hear a horse's feet,
Don't go drawing back the blind, or looking in the street,
Them that asks no questions isn't told a lie.
Watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!
Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!
Running round the woodlump, if you chance to find
Little barrels, roped and tarred, all full of brandy-wine,
Don't you shout to come and look, nor use 'em for your play.
Put the brushwood back again - and they'll be gone next day!
Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!
If you see the stable door setting open wide;
If you see a tired horse lying down inside;
If your mother mends a coat cut about and tore;
If the lining's wet and warm - don't you ask no more!
Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!
If you meet King George's men, dressed in blue and red,
You be careful what you say, and mindful what is said.
If they call you "pretty maid", and chuck you 'neath the chin,
Don't you tell where no one is, nor yet where no one's been!
Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!
If you do as you've been told, 'likely there's a chance,
You'll be given a dainty doll, all the way from France,
With a cap of pretty lace, and a velvet hood -
A present from the Gentlemen, along o' being good!
Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark -
Brandy for the Parson.
'Baccy for the Clerk;
Laces for a lady, letters for a spy,
And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!
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Best not to ask.
You do realise that given the posters on here, telling us that its best not to ask is only going to end up with a load of us doing just that. eyes:
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Best not to ask.
You do realise that given the posters on here, telling us that its best not to ask is only going to end up with a load of us doing just that. eyes:
I realise that but ..........................
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Just pointing out the flaw in your suggestion old boy eatdrink013
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Cheers Mort for the invite, the rest of you are censored:
I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.
Anyway, decent boozer, what's the rules, i did read before agreeing, honest!
Chicks allowed, swearing, Kim?
Has anyone let Mozo know we're here?
Can I have a special chair and tankard?
Welcome O Happy one... Don't be cross with us, we were beholden not to poach customers. In order to be honest and above board we have to wait and let people find their own way here, which y'all are doing at varying speeds.
We haven't seen Kim - yet, We think... scared2:
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Oh come on, don't be a killjoy, you can tell us.
Was it handbags at dawn?
shocked003
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So come on then was it a silly bitch fight or are legal proceedings to commence?
Last i knew some mod pants had been removed a 'caretaker' was installed.
Now there's only Steve left to chat to...
BTW, anybody need a 2006 calendar?
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Just pointing out the flaw in your suggestion old boy eatdrink013
I realise that too ............ I'm here because I don't believe in the volume of an argument being the deciding factor. I prefer the strength of the case being decided on its merits rather than by who shouts the loudest and calls people the worst names. That belongs in the school playground. The sheer stupidity of "Right ~ Get yer coat off, I'll see you outside you ****" on an internet board just makes me laugh and that is what is happening there right now. Add to that a mass banning, then a grudging re-admittance with restricted use of PMs etc and the readmission, by invitation, of known trouble makers who immediately start their trolling activities .......... and what's the point?
Besides which ~ life is too short to be complaining, about things you cannot change, all the time. I'm looking to get through each day, best I can and hopefully get some pleasure from it. Here I can take the p*ss, have a laugh, have a gripe, virtual flirting is not a sin (against the standards others wish to impose on the board) and meet up with like minded people. OK?
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Oh come on, don't be a killjoy, you can tell us.
Was it handbags at dawn?
shocked003
Why? Did Dawny do something? shocked003
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BTW, anybody need a 2006 calendar?
eyes:
welcome Mr H by the way.
I have been particularly enjoying the debate on copyright and whose dad is the biggest. I said it would end in tears.
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I said it would end in tears.
Indeed it does seem to give the lie to the old chestnut about "It is better to have them inside your tent and pissing out".
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It is very funny. I fear for the sanity of asome of those "I will call my lawyer" types! Can you imagine the meeting in the solicitors' office? eeek:
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The whole thing is pathetic. Legal procedings, over a message board. Good grief it's tantamount to five year olds telling teacher you stole my story idea. ::)
And I hate to say I told you so but point:
From my point of view let us just say there were trust issues.
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Cheers Mort for the invite, the rest of you are censored:
I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.
Anyway, decent boozer, what's the rules, i did read before agreeing, honest!
Chicks allowed, swearing, Kim?
Has anyone let Mozo know we're here?
Can I have a special chair and tankard?
Welcome O Happy one... Don't be cross with us, we were beholden not to poach customers. In order to be honest and above board we have to wait and let people find their own way here, which y'all are doing at varying speeds.
We haven't seen Kim - yet, We think... scared2:
I was pm 'ed over on the other side and told my presence was required, I prefer it here anyway, the other place was far too crerebral for me. I am a Sun reader ::)
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Cheers Mort for the invite, the rest of you are censored:
I felt like I'd lost many a friend, a minibus accident if you will.
Anyway, decent boozer, what's the rules, i did read before agreeing, honest!
Chicks allowed, swearing, Kim?
Has anyone let Mozo know we're here?
Can I have a special chair and tankard?
Welcome O Happy one... Don't be cross with us, we were beholden not to poach customers. In order to be honest and above board we have to wait and let people find their own way here, which y'all are doing at varying speeds.
We haven't seen Kim - yet, We think... scared2:
I was pm 'ed over on the other side and told my presence was required, I prefer it here anyway, the other place was far too crerebral for me. I am a Sun reader ::)
I always had you for a Daily Sport man. eyes:
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I am a Sun reader ::)
No-one reads the Sun they just look at the pictures. ;)
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Yes but only if the pictures are easy....
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Yes but only if the pictures are easy....
.... and not joined-up. ::)
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Yes but only if the pictures are easy....
I like it here, I keep choking on my coffee, that keeps my keyboard lubricated. I have had a lifetime of stress and I just don't need any more.
I must say I am pleased that people that I thought friends are stopping by.
But not the Sun - Pleeze..... I spent ten years sharing an office with a bloke that attempted to do the crossword... I am amazed that it didn't send me doolally. But I did learn interesting new words like - tits, cobblers, ragheads and misanthropy.
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Yes but only if the pictures are easy....
I like it here, I keep choking on my coffee, that keeps my keyboard lubricated. I have had a lifetime of stress and I just don't need any more.
I must say I am pleased that people that I thought friends are stopping by.
But not the Sun - Pleeze..... I spent ten years sharing an office with a bloke that attempted to do the crossword... I am amazed that it didn't send me doolally. But I did learn interesting new words like - tits, cobblers, ragheads and misanthropy.
As a certain somebody in another place would have said: "Link?" "Evidence" "Proof of that statement" lol:
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Yes but only if the pictures are easy....
I like it here, I keep choking on my coffee, that keeps my keyboard lubricated. I have had a lifetime of stress and I just don't need any more.
I must say I am pleased that people that I thought friends are stopping by.
But not the Sun - Pleeze..... I spent ten years sharing an office with a bloke that attempted to do the crossword... I am amazed that it didn't send me doolally. But I did learn interesting new words like - tits, cobblers, ragheads and misanthropy.
As a certain somebody in another place would have said: "Link?" "Evidence" "Proof of that statement" lol:
All right noooo: You caught me bang to rights! I admit it. redface:
I only worked with him for nine years and eight months....... and four days. ;D
Less holidays obviously,
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To be fair it hasnt sent Bouncer doolally
She's way way way way way beyond that stage. Now if you;ll excuse me in the absence of a hardened bunker I'll be hiding behind the sofa scared: