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Title: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 18, 2008, 01:05:00 PM: Captain Birds Eye. Deceased. Dead. Passed away. Tragic etc.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7302554.stm

sad24:

Right, dead fish jokes please. ;)
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 01:17:07 PM: I never liked him... noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2008, 01:17:22 PM: He's gone to a better plaice. whistle:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 01:22:16 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2008, 01:17:22 PM
He's gone to a better plaice. whistle:
What, gone to see the angelfish you mean? whistle:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 01:27:42 PM: He wasn’t very popular at home – his wife said he was grayling and he smelt… Eel be missed, although it was apparently a fluke that he got the TV role… and he nearly got thrown off the set once – accused of being a grouper by an actress but that turned out to be a red herring…

I think we're done with this now... whistle:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 18, 2008, 01:36:34 PM: I think so to. noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 02:08:17 PM: Can we not even say may his sole rest in peace?
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 02:11:08 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 02:08:17 PM
Can we not even say may his sole rest in peace?

Not without getting battered you can't. evil:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2008, 02:13:39 PM: He is with his cod.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 02:16:33 PM: At the wake will the mourners do the conger?
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 18, 2008, 02:25:21 PM: I'm going to kill myself again. noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 02:33:22 PM: Quote from: tailgunner on March 18, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
I'm going to kill myself again. noooo:
rubschin:

Can't see it in that one TG? noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 02:34:44 PM: Not planning on "Sleeping with the Fishes" surely TG
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 18, 2008, 02:35:22 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: tel on March 18, 2008, 02:35:43 PM: This is all a bit bleak.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 18, 2008, 02:36:19 PM: lol:

That any better?
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 02:37:34 PM: Much batter thanks ..... I thought for a moment you might have had your chips.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 18, 2008, 02:38:56 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2008, 02:45:05 PM: Eel be off again if you keep this up hound. whistle:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 02:45:46 PM: I wonder if they'll do a "proper job" or flush him down the loo like we did with "Goldie"
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 02:45:59 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2008, 02:45:05 PM
Eel be off again if you keep this up hound. whistle:
You Pollock! I've done Eeel already... whistle:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 02:47:16 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2008, 02:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2008, 02:45:05 PM
Eel be off again if you keep this up hound. whistle:
You Pollock! I've done Eeel already... whistle:

Fins ain't what they were BM.......... p'raps we should scale it down.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 18, 2008, 02:47:42 PM: Stupid thread. Who the fu......

Ah. it was me that started it.

Alzheimer's kicking in early today. cry:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 02:50:51 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 02:51:36 PM: Strangely Captain Birdseye didn’t seem to even like fish – more than once he was heard to shout kingfish!
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 18, 2008, 02:52:45 PM: This is all getting a bit desperate people. noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2008, 02:54:24 PM: Quote from: tailgunner on March 18, 2008, 02:52:45 PM
This is all getting a bit desperate people. noooo:
I'm done... noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: tel on March 18, 2008, 02:55:44 PM: Quote from: tailgunner on March 18, 2008, 02:52:45 PM
This is all getting a bit desperate people. noooo:

No need to keep carping on about it.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 03:00:37 PM: Quote from: tailgunner on March 18, 2008, 02:52:45 PM
This is all getting a bit desperate people. noooo:
I agree, but I can't seem to put my finger on why.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2008, 03:02:56 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2008, 03:00:37 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 18, 2008, 02:52:45 PM
This is all getting a bit desperate people. noooo:
I agree, but I can't seem to put my finger on why.

Skating on thin ice ......... prolly.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: tel on March 18, 2008, 03:03:22 PM: Try

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7302642.stm
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2008, 10:55:10 AM: In my view, you're all floundering now.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 10:59:48 AM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost on March 19, 2008, 10:55:10 AM
In my view, you're all floundering now.
doh:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 11:02:30 AM: Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2008, 10:59:48 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on March 19, 2008, 10:55:10 AM
In my view, you're all floundering now.
doh:

I thought we were having a whale of a time.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: tel on March 19, 2008, 11:06:09 AM: Think you've missed the porpoise of the thread.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2008, 11:08:29 AM: Could be why he's clammed up now.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 11:09:38 AM: Do stop being crabby about this ..... it's only a bit of fun.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2008, 11:42:16 AM: . . . . and there I was, thinking you were all dab hands at this kind of thing

Personally, I think we're all talking out of our collective chocolate starfish
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 19, 2008, 12:01:13 PM: This thread has me breaming from ear to ear whistle:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2008, 12:08:44 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2008, 02:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2008, 02:45:05 PM
Eel be off again if you keep this up hound. whistle:
You Pollock! I've done Eeel already... whistle:

I know, was just waiting to see if anyone would carp on about it. whistle:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2008, 12:16:49 PM: I am surprised at the scale of the responses here.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 12:51:38 PM: We are beginning to repeat ourselves chaps. whistle:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:00:31 PM: Indeed... noooo:
Title: Shite fish joke thread
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:03:52 PM: Can we lock this thread now please? cry:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 01:08:58 PM: You really think the tail has come to an end?
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:10:44 PM: I've lost the gill to live... surrender:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 01:11:50 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:10:44 PM
I've lost the gill to live... surrender:

Oh stop that silly Pouting
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2008, 01:42:55 PM: Shall we FINish it off then????
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:44:44 PM: I’m not sure really, I’m perched on the fence…
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2008, 01:46:41 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:44:44 PM
I’m not sure really, I’m perched on the fence…
Mind your tentacles. noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 01:47:43 PM: I'll give you six quid* if you lock it.

* six(sick squid) quid. Geddit? See what i did there?

God fvcking help me.
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2008, 01:56:38 PM: Quote from: tailgunner on March 19, 2008, 01:47:43 PM
I'll give you six quid* if you lock it.

* six(sick squid) quid. Geddit? See what i did there?

God fvcking help me.
happy100 It must be bad. . . noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 01:58:03 PM: Quote from: tailgunner on March 19, 2008, 01:47:43 PM
I'll give you six quid* if you lock it.

* six(sick squid) quid. Geddit? See what i did there?

God fvcking help me.
noooo:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: TG on March 19, 2008, 02:00:29 PM: redface:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 02:01:45 PM: Quote from: tailgunner on March 19, 2008, 02:00:29 PM
redface:
happy100
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 02:14:09 PM: Do you have any idea how tempted I am to lock it? angry041:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2008, 02:15:19 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 02:14:09 PM
Do you have any idea how tempted I am to lock it? angry041:
Can't think of any fishy puns then? point:
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2008, 02:25:11 PM: If you ask me the whole thing has turned into a load of pollacks
Title: Re: Feel like I've lost a friend # 2658
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2008, 03:26:21 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 19, 2008, 02:14:09 PM
Do you have any idea how tempted I am to lock it?
rubschin:
(Snigger)