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Title: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2008, 12:16:00 PM
Off to Shropshire shortly, so no time for all the details, but caught short in London last night (after effects of the Vomit) I hastened into a pub to use their bogs.

NEVER EVER go into the Pillars of Hercules ( eeek:) pub in Soho, especially the bogs, unless you are in search of speedy homosexual encounters evil:

Not a place to go ever, but especially with the vomit and diarrhoea evil: And the cubicles have no locks on them either eeek:
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2008, 02:28:52 PM
NEVER EVER go into the Pillars of Hercules ( eeek:) pub in Soho, especially the bogs, unless you are in search of speedy homosexual encounters evil:

 point: happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2008, 03:13:31 PM
Greek Street isn't it? Big old place, very narrow as I recall. Used to go in there a lot  whistle:
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: markwoods39 on March 20, 2008, 03:15:42 PM
Is there a bloke there called jim by any chance eyes: lol:
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2008, 03:17:41 PM
Is there a 'glory hole'?
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2008, 03:22:46 PM
Is there a bloke there called jim by any chance eyes: lol:


From memory names don't mean a lot there.
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2008, 08:39:54 PM
NEVER EVER go into the Pillars of Hercules ( eeek:) pub in Soho, especially the bogs, unless you are in search of speedy homosexual encounters evil:

 point: happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 evil:
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2008, 08:45:10 PM
Greek Street isn't it? Big old place, very narrow as I recall. Used to go in there a lot  whistle:


The very one. Did you know it when it was full of men with shaven heads and leather trousers?
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 21, 2008, 12:57:50 PM
Greek Street isn't it? Big old place, very narrow as I recall. Used to go in there a lot  whistle:


The very one. Did you know it when it was full of men with shaven heads and leather trousers?


Why were the police in there?


They have a tendency (almost to the man) to have shaven heads, and those working traffic tend to favour leather!
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2008, 01:06:23 PM
Greek Street isn't it? Big old place, very narrow as I recall. Used to go in there a lot  whistle:


The very one. Did you know it when it was full of men with shaven heads and leather trousers?


Not that I noticed .... but in my day shaven heads and leather trousers were not the gay "uniform"
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 21, 2008, 07:17:51 PM
Is there a 'glory hole'?
A what? confused:
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2008, 07:20:23 PM
A hole bored in the wall between one cubicle and the next for the purpose of (i) viewing and (ii) permitting fellatio between the two occupants.


Honestly ~ where have you been for the last 100 years?  ::)
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 21, 2008, 07:21:42 PM
Honest Snoops I have never heard it call that  lol:
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2008, 07:22:31 PM
Honest Snoops I have never heard it call that  lol:

Oh ~ but you clearly understand the concept  point:
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 21, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Indeed, it just seems an odd name for an hole in the wall, where's the glory?
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2008, 07:37:25 PM
Indeed, it just seems an odd name for an hole in the wall, where's the glory?

I can only suggest you try one and find out ~ In Amsterdam they have these "shows" where you rent a booth and watch the girls perform behind a one way mirror. Most places that have these ask if you want a cubicle with or without a "glory hole" The trick about the Amsterdam version is that should you stick your todger through the hole, so they claim, you will never know whether your "partner" is male or female ..... tho' I would have thought the whiskers might give it away. Oh and you pay extra for the "glory hole".
Bloody typical that once again the RAF are acting as Pathfinders for the bloody Pongos  ::)








Honest ... It's an education this place innit?
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2008, 08:48:14 PM
Indeed, it just seems an odd name for an hole in the wall, where's the glory?
eyes:
Title: Re: Scarey experience in London
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
I recall that those louts from Manchester "Oasis" or summat they called themselves ~ pair of Neanderthal looking brothers anyway ~ had a lot of problems with a recording of a song called "What's the Story ~ Morning Glory". The argument being that "Morning Glory" was a reference to the well known early morning erection that most of us enjoy from time to time (less as we get older I might add). The BBC were very doubtful about "allowing" it to be performed.