The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 20, 2008, 02:11:33 PM
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I suppose I‘ll be here all on my own over the weekend? sad24:
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I suppose I‘ll be here all on my own over the weekend? sad24:
Nah. Mrs has plans to occupy the pups as I have to work getting the magazine ready for the printer so I'll be in and out all weekend. Not much consolation I know but some company at least. Who knows what we will find to talk about?
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Well if you want to change the furniture or water down the talisker its the perfect opportunity whistle:
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Well if you want to change the furniture or water down the talisker its the perfect opportunity whistle:
It’ll be homeopathic Talisker if we water it down any more… noooo:
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Mr Wench is off to Wales tomorrow and is coming home Saturday so I shall be around then. But I have Brother Wench and his girlfriend at ours on Sunday for egg hunting and much "fun" so I shan't be around then.
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Higing the egg should be easy enough for you Wenchy, just lob it somewhere on the tat mountain. Would take them months to find it then. whistle:
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Mr Wench is off to Wales tomorrow and is coming home Saturday so I shall be around then. But I have Brother Wench and his girlfriend at ours on Sunday for egg hunting and much "fun" so I shan't be around then.
Oh that does sound like fun... noooo:
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Mr Wench and Brother Wench are likely to end up arguing over the chocolate eggs. eeek:
And it is apparently going to snow. eeek:
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I'll be in and out, I could end up working the whole holiday weekend... c'est la vie noooo:
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I will be popping in and out. Blessed is the BlackBerry.
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I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.
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I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.
Sounds like you need a leg o' sheep not lamb... whistle:
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I suppose I‘ll be here all on my own over the weekend? sad24:
I be around, so you will not be alone, eeek: lol: lol: now there a nice thought for you, eyes: lol: HAPPY EASTER ;D
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I suppose I‘ll be here all on my own over the weekend? sad24:
I be around, so you will not be alone, eeek: lol: lol: now there a nice thought for you, eyes: lol: HAPPY EASTER ;D
It is not Easter! Banghead
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I suppose I‘ll be here all on my own over the weekend? sad24:
I be around, so you will not be alone, eeek: lol: lol: now there a nice thought for you, eyes: lol: HAPPY EASTER ;D
It is not Easter! Banghead
YES IT IS Banghead cussing: SO HAPPY EASTER lol:
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You will be thrilled to know I will be about most of the time except for Saturday. Wedding innit. Early afternoon and evening do.
Gonna be fun. Bride twice the age of groom and 6 months pregnant. Both families will be grimacing and snarling and hoping it looks like smiles.
I am going to get hammered. happy088
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You will be thrilled to know I will be about most of the time except for Saturday. Wedding innit. Early afternoon and evening do.
Gonna be fun. Bride twice the age of groom and 6 months pregnant. Both families will be grimacing and snarling and hoping it looks like smiles.
I am going to get hammered. happy088
Excellent news - spesh the wedding, sounds fun...
The Wedding Album will be more fun than Viz! happy088
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I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.
Eight plus the three of you rubschin:
I should do a filling starter. Then for the main (Lamb) course a f*ck of a lot of vegetables and sharpen the carving knife if I were you Nick
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I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.
Eight plus the three of you rubschin:
I should do a filling starter. Then for the main (Lamb) course a f*ck of a lot of vegetables and sharpen the carving knife if I were you Nick
Tell them it's new neve nouv nouvelle cuisine... ;)
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I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.
Eight plus the three of you rubschin:
I should do a filling starter. Then for the main (Lamb) course a f*ck of a lot of vegetables and sharpen the carving knife if I were you Nick
Three of the 8 are small children. I may cook one of them if we run short
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I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.
Eight plus the three of you rubschin:
I should do a filling starter. Then for the main (Lamb) course a f*ck of a lot of vegetables and sharpen the carving knife if I were you Nick
Three of the 8 are small children. I may cook one of them if we run short
It's a plan with merit! eveilgrin:
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I have cancelled all invasions just to be with you all, if you need be I shall be over by the piano, practising my Noel Coward look. lol:
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I have cancelled all invasions just to be with you all, if you need be I shall be over by the piano, practising my Noel Coward look. lol:
How absolutely divine! lol:
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I know, it's the white tux and the cigarette holder that does it smile:
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I'm off to for phase one of wedding in half an hour. It is now hailing like mad and blowing a gale.
Its all gone black outside! scared2:
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I'm off to for phase one of wedding in half an hour. It is now hailing like mad and blowing a gale.
Its all gone black outside! scared2:
I'm cleaning the pool at the moment in my shorts... 22C here whistle:
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You have a pool in your shorts? eeek:
Time for the incontinence pads I fear noooo:
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You have a pool in your shorts? eeek:
Time for the incontinence pads I fear noooo:
redface:
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Phase 1 complete. It snowed during the photographs and I am now a bit pissed. Phase 2 commences in half an hour.
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Phase 1 complete. It snowed during the photographs and I am now a bit pissed. Phase 2 commences in half an hour.
OK ~ Phase one is the ceremony
Phase two is the reception
Are you invited to phase three? eeek:
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From here Snoops:
Phase 1 : ceremony and lunch reception. Then home for a bit. (quick visit to real pub for quiet pint) cloud9:
Phase 2 : evening do etc.
I think I'm doing well so far but I have lost all feeling below the knees. eeek:
cya later.
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Omisgawd! Not the legs .... that only happens to me when I'm on the scrumpy. Everything above the waist works fine but the legs develop revolutionary tendencies of their own.
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Phase 1 complete. It snowed during the photographs and I am now a bit pissed. Phase 2 commences in half an hour.
OK ~ Phase one is the ceremony
Phase two is the reception
Are you invited to phase three? eeek:
The divorce?
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Phase 1 complete. It snowed during the photographs and I am now a bit pissed. Phase 2 commences in half an hour.
OK ~ Phase one is the ceremony
Phase two is the reception
Are you invited to phase three? eeek:
The divorce?
drumroll: