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Title: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:37:57 PM: Is it true barmen have no censored: brains eyes: lol: lol: lol: eveilgrin: mine a larger top plz barman, that lager with top up with lemonade. ohh wife want's packet of crisps, that crisps in a packet plz ;) ;D
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2008, 01:40:35 PM: Quote
mine a larger top plz barman

Why?Have you put on weight?
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:42:39 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 22, 2008, 01:40:35 PM
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mine a larger top plz barman

Why?Have you put on weight?

;D ;D no it just it seem barmen have no brains. evil:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 01:44:04 PM: Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:42:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 22, 2008, 01:40:35 PM
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mine a larger top plz barman

Why?Have you put on weight?

;D ;D no it just it seem barmen have no brains. evil:

rubschin:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 22, 2008, 01:51:02 PM: Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:42:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 22, 2008, 01:40:35 PM
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mine a larger top plz barman

Why?Have you put on weight?

;D ;D no it just it seem barmen have no brains. evil:

A somewhat sweeping statement. Perhaps the poor service you must have recently received was caused by your lack of communication skills?
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2008, 01:53:29 PM: Ah… lager top – the drink of the connoisseur…
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:54:34 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 22, 2008, 01:51:02 PM
Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:42:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 22, 2008, 01:40:35 PM
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mine a larger top plz barman

Why?Have you put on weight?

;D ;D no it just it seem barmen have no brains. evil:

A somewhat sweeping statement. Perhaps the poor service you must have recently received was caused by your lack of communication skills?

lol: lol: lol: no just 1 barman i am talking about ;) eyes: eeek:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:55:23 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 22, 2008, 01:53:29 PM
Ah… lager top – the drink of the connoisseur…

At last thought you never was going to join me ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2008, 01:57:00 PM: Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:55:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 22, 2008, 01:53:29 PM
Ah… lager top – the drink of the connoisseur…

At last thought you never was going to join me ;) ;D ;D ;D
Are you falling apart? noooo:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:59:58 PM: No not falling ? angry041: now how do you make that special drink. It is call drink from space whistle:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 02:08:23 PM: Give him the cocktail menu FFS!

That was always my answer to those who wanted "Tops", Blackcurrant in their Lager etc. in fact anything other than a pint of best. It used to get a laugh from the regulars anyway.
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 02:15:45 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 02:08:23 PM
Give him the cocktail menu FFS!

That was always my answer to those who wanted "Tops", Blackcurrant in their Lager etc. in fact anything other than a pint of best. It used to get a laugh from the regulars anyway.

lol: lol: lol: You mean you had regulars rubschin: eeek:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 02:25:27 PM: Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 02:15:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 02:08:23 PM
Give him the cocktail menu FFS!

That was always my answer to those who wanted "Tops", Blackcurrant in their Lager etc. in fact anything other than a pint of best. It used to get a laugh from the regulars anyway.

lol: lol: lol: You mean you had regulars rubschin: eeek:

Oh yes ~ every morning straight after breakfast .... just like Mother taught me. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Ftoilet15.gif&hash=eafdb2442bc3a07830130fcd4ac50176b73323fd)
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 02:35:45 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 02:25:27 PM
Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 02:15:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 02:08:23 PM
Give him the cocktail menu FFS!

That was always my answer to those who wanted "Tops", Blackcurrant in their Lager etc. in fact anything other than a pint of best. It used to get a laugh from the regulars anyway.

lol: lol: lol: You mean you had regulars rubschin: eeek:

Oh yes ~ every morning straight after breakfast .... just like Mother taught me. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Ftoilet15.gif&hash=eafdb2442bc3a07830130fcd4ac50176b73323fd)
rubschin: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2008, 03:34:01 PM: Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:59:58 PM
No not falling ? angry041: now how do you make that special drink. It is call drink from space whistle:
Ah… lager top – with a little umbrella and a bendy straw it is then… ::)
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 06:07:47 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 22, 2008, 03:34:01 PM
Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:59:58 PM
No not falling ? angry041: now how do you make that special drink. It is call drink from space whistle:
Ah… lager top – with a little umbrella and a bendy straw it is then… ::)

lol: lol: lol: lol: That's the one Banghead
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Rawk on March 22, 2008, 06:37:21 PM: ;D ;D ;D right i off to the pub, to express my views ;D only cyprus grump would understand this ;) ;D

Oh, I do as well.

rawk ;D
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 06:51:58 PM: Quote from: Rawk on March 22, 2008, 06:37:21 PM
;D ;D ;D right i off to the pub, to express my views ;D only cyprus grump would understand this ;) ;D

Oh, I do as well.

rawk ;D

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: ;) rubschin:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2008, 06:58:54 PM: Quote from: Rawk on March 22, 2008, 06:37:21 PM
;D ;D ;D right i off to the pub, to express my views ;D only cyprus grump would understand this ;) ;D

Oh, I do as well.

rawk ;D
;)
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2008, 06:59:09 PM: Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 06:51:58 PM
Quote from: Rawk on March 22, 2008, 06:37:21 PM
;D ;D ;D right i off to the pub, to express my views ;D only cyprus grump would understand this ;) ;D

Oh, I do as well.

rawk ;D

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: ;) rubschin:
point:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 07:02:13 PM: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: just hit my toe on the door censored: censored: censored: Banghead Banghead Banghead censored: censored: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: Banghead Banghead censored: censored: Now that hurt could you tell lol:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2008, 07:26:01 PM: Take away their emoticon privileges.evil:
Lock the pair of them up and throw away the key ... anything but stop them being so bloody cheerful cussing:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 22, 2008, 10:13:24 PM: Quote from: markwoods39 on March 22, 2008, 01:37:57 PM
Is it true barmen have no censored: brains eyes: lol: lol: lol: eveilgrin: mine a larger top plz barman, that lager with top up with lemonade. ohh wife want's packet of crisps, that crisps in a packet plz ;) ;D
What are you on? scared2:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 22, 2008, 10:16:08 PM: Wait, wait!... rubschin: I have bloody rumbled it... School holidays innit? whistle:
Title: Re: is it true
Post by: markwoods39 on March 23, 2008, 07:24:12 AM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on March 22, 2008, 10:16:08 PM
Wait, wait!... rubschin: I have bloody rumbled it... School holidays innit? whistle:

You saying i am a kid censored: censored:cussing: bloody old timers ;) eeek: lol: sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me rubschin: lol: lol: ;)