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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 25, 2008, 03:07:10 PM
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We need to reinsure our house (obviously evil:) and we called a specialist brokers earlier."Ah you need to speak to Tracey," they said.Confidence was not inspired.
I called back. "Is Tracey there?" "Speaking," said a man with a baritone voice.
WTF is that all about that?
Oddly we share the same surname too! rubschin:
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Tracey Calamity? eeek:
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cool20:
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There was a piece in the paper today about unusal names and how they can influence other peoples perceptions of them.
Tracey isn't an odd name (except in this case) but it's not one I would consider buying financial products from. Now why is that? rubschin:
Can't find anything on the internet though.
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There was a piece in the paper today about unusal names and how they can influence other peoples perceptions of them.
Tracey isn't an odd name (except in this case) but it's not one I would consider buying financial products from. Now why is that? rubschin:
Can't find anything on the internet though.
But Unc ~ you live in Essex ..... every other girl there is called Tracey ::)
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And the others are called Sharon.
drumroll:
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Mrs S#2 who hails from Upminster claims that Essex girls always come first .... has this been your experience?
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SUrely you would know Snoops rubschin:
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Not sure how to answer that rubschin:
My ex came from Shoebury, she always came first. And always had the last word.
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All wimmin always have the last word. Though not usually just one word, in my experience. evil:
And we have decided to trust Tracey who has calculated the rebuilding cost of our house at £2000 psm eeek:
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Wimmin only have the last word in an argument because anything you say is the start of a new argument.
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Too true noooo:
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Sorry can't let this past without having the last word smile:
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And why is that m'deae? whistle:
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Sorry can't let this past without having the last word smile:
evil:
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And why is that m'deae? whistle:
'cos I'm a woman of course, did you not read what everybody has said previously ? we always have the last word !!! ::) lol: lol:
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And why is that m'deae? whistle:
'cos I'm a woman of course, did you not read what everybody has said previously ? we always have the last word !!! ::) lol: lol:
No you don't... whistle:
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And why is that m'deae? whistle:
'cos I'm a woman of course, did you not read what everybody has said previously ? we always have the last word !!! ::) lol: lol:
No you don't... whistle:
Oh yes we do
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Oh goody, panto season already. whistle:
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And why is that m'deae? whistle:
'cos I'm a woman of course, did you not read what everybody has said previously ? we always have the last word !!! ::) lol: lol:
No you don't... whistle:
Oh yes we do
Oh no you don't... noooo:
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Now look ~ Comic Opera I can stand but this is turning into a pantomime ::)
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Now look ~ Comic Opera I can stand but this is turning into a pantomime ::)
Oh no it isn't... noooo:
redface:
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LOOK OUT BARMISSPAH ~ HE'S BEHIND YOU!
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LOOK OUT BARMISSPAH ~ HE'S BEHIND YOU!
point:
You couldn't resist could you? noooo:
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LOOK OUT BARMISSPAH ~ HE'S BEHIND YOU!
point:
You couldn't resist could you? noooo:
redface:
In fact
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LOOK OUT BARMISSPAH ~ HE'S BEHIND YOU!
point:
You couldn't resist could you? noooo:
redface:
In fact
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Awww I'm always a sucker for soulful eyes
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LOOK OUT BARMISSPAH ~ HE'S BEHIND YOU!
point:
You couldn't resist could you? noooo:
redface:
In fact
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Awww I'm always a sucker for soulful eyes
Hey, stop trying to get the last word in... noooo:
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LOOK OUT BARMISSPAH ~ HE'S BEHIND YOU!
point:
You couldn't resist could you? noooo:
redface:
In fact
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eyes:
Awww I'm always a sucker for soulful eyes
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LOOK OUT BARMISSPAH ~ HE'S BEHIND YOU!
point:
You couldn't resist could you? noooo:
redface:
In fact
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eyes:
Awww I'm always a sucker for soulful eyes
point:
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P*ss orf you big bully or I'll get my mate Nick to send The Boy
s round.
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P*ss orf you big bully or I'll get my mate Nick to send The Boys round.
EEEEk! scared2:
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Hah! Knew that would get you worried. lol:
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P*ss orf you big bully or I'll get my mate Nick to send The Boys round.
Don't listen to him, he's only jealous.
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P*ss orf you big bully or I'll get my mate Nick to send The Boys round.
Don't listen to him, he's only jealous.
doh:
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I once knew someone who named their first son Logan - unusual but not too bad EXCEPT their surname was berry ::)
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Hello LL ~ Long time, no see. Sorry 'bout the pong ... any chance of a bath later?
I once knew a guy whose parents, a Mr and Mrs Hicken, had called him Christopher and at school one poor lad by name of Woodcock was known to one and all (masters included) as Oakhampton ~ but I went to that sort of school. (BM will explain if necessary)
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I once knew a poor lass who's parents had called her Theresa. Normally not a problem, but her surname was Green. point:
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Hello LL ~ Long time, no see. Sorry 'bout the pong ... any chance of a bath later?
I once knew a guy whose parents, a Mr and Mrs Hicken, had called him Christopher and at school one poor lad by name of Woodcock was known to one and all (masters included) as Oakhampton ~ but I went to that sort of school. (BM will explain if necessary)
I'm popping in the shower later - so bring your rubber ducky my love and I'll give you a back wash razz:
Don't understand the name things but I'll ask BM to explain
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I once knew a poor lass who's parents had called her Theresa. Normally not a problem, but her surname was Green. point:
Now this is VITAL information - daughter's future married name is Green, how spooky is that.
But as I also don't understand why Theresa Green is rude or stupid I'll have to ask BM again ::)
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I once knew a poor lass who's parents had called her Theresa. Normally not a problem, but her surname was Green. point:
Now this is VITAL information - daughter's future married name is Green, how spooky is that.
But as I also don't understand why Theresa Green is rude or stupid I'll have to ask BM again ::)
doh:
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Trees are green.
C. Hicken
Woodcock = Oakhampton. Oak as in wood and Hampton as in Hampton Wick. (an alternative was Pinocchio)
Honestly I think all that sun and BM have addled your brain today ..... or were you always innocent?
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Trees are green.
C. Hicken
Woodcock = Oakhampton. Oak as in wood and Hampton as in Hampton Wick. (an alternative was Pinocchio)
Honestly I think all that sun and BM have addled your brain today ..... or were you always innocent?
Innocent???
happy001
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Honestly I think all that sun and BM have addled your brain today ..... or were you always innocent?
Up until she was exposed to Baldymort I'm guessing extremely innocent. whistle:
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Pure as the driven snow I should guess.
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Pure as the driven snow I should guess.
Just drifted some after Baldymort. point:
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Why am I sitting here feeding you lines like that? ::)
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Hello LL ~ Long time, no see. Sorry 'bout the pong ... any chance of a bath later?
I once knew a guy whose parents, a Mr and Mrs Hicken, had called him Christopher and at school one poor lad by name of Woodcock was known to one and all (masters included) as Oakhampton ~ but I went to that sort of school. (BM will explain if necessary)
We had a Bill Woodcock use to come into the office where I worked in the early 80's. My colleague always use to pipe up, here comes timber-dick
Many moons ago, Mrs JOM use to have a manager called Richard Head
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I once worked for an ALice Slack eeek:
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Pure as the driven snow I should guess.
Just drifted some after Baldymort. point:
Could have been described in my youth as pure as newly fallen snow cry: now after eons of exposure to BM influences no more 'slush' like - or is that just my brain sad24:
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Could have been described in my youth as pure as newly fallen snow cry: now after eons of exposure to BM influences no more 'slush' like - or is that just my brain sad24:
If only half of the stories about Baldy's special recipie home brew are true then odds are it will be the grey matter thats gone a little slushy I'm afraid happy100
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Richard Head. He was quite high up in the advertising world. whistle:
No really that is what he was (is?) called.
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Richard Head. He was quite high up in the advertising world. whistle:
No really that is what he was (is?) called.
Similar to Richard Sole - loved it when he was tannoyed for a telephone call as the switchboard operators (using one of those big plug and play types) called him as follows:-
''Telephone call for Mr. Sole - Mr. R. Sole please contact the switchboard''
It's true - it really really is !
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That's rather like the classic I was told about by a friend who used to work for one of the big supermarkets.
One day, they had a phone call - not realising it was hoax, the girl on the customer service desk made the following broadcast announcement to the whole store:
We have a small child lost in the store. His name is Michael Hunt, so, if anyone sees Mike Hunt, would they please come to Customer Services and ask for ****** ****!
Many eyebrows were, apparently, raised.
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That's rather like the classic I was told about by a friend who used to work for one of the big supermarkets.
One day, they had a phone call - not realising it was hoax, the girl on the customer service desk made the following broadcast announcement to the whole store:
We have a small child lost in the store. His name is Michael Hunt, so, if anyone sees Mike Hunt, would they please come to Customer Services and ask for ****** ****!
Many eyebrows were, apparently, raised.
After reading it a few times the penny finally dropped shocked003
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noooo:
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My best mate at school had a really horrible name, Colin Bollacks, he had the mickey taken out of him for years until he changed it by deed poll to Andrew whistle:
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My best mate at school had a really horrible name, Colin Bollacks, he had the mickey taken out of him for years until he changed it by deed poll to Andrew whistle:
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