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Title: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Landlady on March 26, 2008, 04:27:48 PM
Well ?
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2008, 04:28:23 PM
Oh, me, me, me!
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2008, 04:29:08 PM
Do you really want to know BM or are you just distracting LL from your soon to be new watch...  whistle:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Landlady on March 26, 2008, 04:29:37 PM
Do you really want to know BM or are you just distracting LL from your soon to be new watch...  whistle:

 Angry9:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2008, 04:30:02 PM
oops...  whistle:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2008, 04:30:21 PM
Do you really want to know BM or are you just distracting LL from your soon to be new watch...  whistle:
doh:

Anyhoo... about the hen weekend...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2008, 04:30:54 PM
Could have been worse BM, I could have mentioned the price tag.  point:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: TG on March 26, 2008, 04:31:17 PM
So is he buying you a £400 watch LL? As well?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: TG on March 26, 2008, 04:31:36 PM
Could have been worse BM, I could have mentioned the price tag.  point:

Oops
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2008, 04:32:11 PM
Hah! she has gone!  point:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2008, 04:33:02 PM
Prolly heading to your wardrobe BM.........  point:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 26, 2008, 04:41:30 PM
Hen weekends, best not to know. (ever)
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2008, 04:42:01 PM
Hen weekends, best not to know. (ever)
eeek:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2008, 04:42:41 PM
Prolly heading to your wardrobe BM.........  point:

Prolly heading for his wallet more like! ::)
And Mort is right ... you don't want to know.
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2008, 04:46:40 PM
Ah but before LL hits the town she would have to make sure there was enough wardrobe space for her new clothes. Hence heading to wards Baldymort's ex wardrobe first.

BM may want to have a closer look at some of the new cleaning cloths...  whistle:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2008, 08:24:05 PM
Ah but before LL hits the town she would have to make sure there was enough wardrobe space for her new clothes. Hence heading to wards Baldymort's ex wardrobe first.

BM may want to have a closer look at some of the new cleaning cloths...  whistle:
For cleaning my new watch?  whistle:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2008, 08:41:24 PM
All about black lingerie.

Mark my words!
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 05:58:08 AM
All about black lingerie.

Mark my words!
And pole dancing and Kareoak Bukkake Kareoke - I always confuse those two...  noooo:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Landlady on March 27, 2008, 08:26:33 AM
The new shiny dancing pole  eeek: is on it's way - it will be a welcome pleasing addition to the rear patio features, I am sure  confused:

Retail therapy shopping was limited (honestly NOT enough time) purchases restricted to:

4/5 bargain tee shirts from M&S
1 skirt
2 pairs of shoes (1 pair for walking and 1 pair for pole dancing)
Replenishment of normal everyday type underwear

Completed mission, as instructed by BM, to return with his kevla jeans and two way in line plug also... Now you can't say I don't spoil him  eyes:
   
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 09:33:34 AM
After having seen the price of those jeans!  eeek:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2008, 09:44:38 AM
But I'm sure he is worth it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 09:45:23 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: TG on March 27, 2008, 09:47:37 AM
The new shiny dancing pole  eeek: is on it's way - it will be a welcome pleasing addition to the rear patio features, I am sure  confused:

Retail therapy shopping was limited (honestly NOT enough time) purchases restricted to:

4/5 bargain tee shirts from M&S
1 skirt
2 pairs of shoes (1 pair for walking and 1 pair for pole dancing)
Replenishment of normal everyday type underwear

Completed mission, as instructed by BM, to return with his kevla jeans and two way in line plug also... Now you can't say I don't spoil him  eyes:
   

Did you get him a nice watch? He's being doing our heads in about some flash watch or other.  noooo:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: tel on March 27, 2008, 09:57:55 AM
But what about the weekend?

Did it involve time spent in cells?
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 10:36:18 AM
But I'm sure he is worth it.  whistle:
Indeed...  whistle:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 10:40:54 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2008, 10:41:33 AM
point:
yes?  cussing:
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2008, 10:44:06 AM
I bought some new shoes yesterday. I was told I could have a £10 discount if I turned in a pair of old shoes. I went to my car and found an old pair of leaky wellies.

Got £10 off.

WTF is that all about then?
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2008, 10:45:40 AM
After having seen the price of those jeans!  eeek:

True but after LL finds the reciept for his new watch he's going to need armoured jeans Wenchy.
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 10:54:49 AM
I bought some new shoes yesterday. I was told I could have a £10 discount if I turned in a pair of old shoes. I went to my car and found an old pair of leaky wellies.

Got £10 off.

WTF is that all about then?

Well if you will shop at cut price Northern chains what do you expect!
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2008, 10:57:35 AM
But what will they do with them? I was taking them to the dump!
Title: Re: Who wants to know about the hen weekend?
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2008, 10:58:44 AM
Who knows. Recycle them?