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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 28, 2008, 03:12:21 PM
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Have made lots of trips to the Dump recently.Went this morning with the usual case of empty bottles and cardboard boxes. Mrs Nick gave me a load of The Boy's ex-clothes to put into the special ex-clothes bin.Not one I usually go to.
I went to put the bag in the slot and two arms came out and grabbed it off me!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Turned out to be a bloke inside emptying it.
I nearly shat myself!
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Have made lots of trips to the Dump recently.Went this morning with the usual case of empty bottles and cardboard boxes. Mrs Nick gave me a load of The Boy's ex-clothes to put into the special ex-clothes bin.Not one I usually go to.
I went to put the bag in the slot and two arms came out and grabbed it off me!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Turned out to be a bloke inside emptying it.
I nearly shat myself!
happy100 Go and have a nice lie down........
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I am busy tidying my office angel1
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I am busy tidying my office angel1
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I have to tidy the spare room/office/dressing room this weekend. Mr Wench nearly broke his neck trying to get a shirt out of the wardrobe this morning. redface:
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I am trying to imagine the scenario.
But failing
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I am busy tidying my office angel1
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Very busy indeed. I am also doing sound effects.Busy ones eveilgrin:
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I have to tidy the spare room/office/dressing room this weekend. Mr Wench nearly broke his neck trying to get a shirt out of the wardrobe this morning. redface:
Do you want BM to send over his woman who does for him when I am away - the last one was MUCH better than the previous
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rubschin:
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I am trying to imagine the scenario.
But failing
He fell over:
1) sewing machine
2) box of cables
3) mini trampoline
4) a pile of clothing for the charity folk
5) one bin bag of shredding
He sort of stumbled from one to the other. I was in lots of trouble. redface:
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I have to tidy the spare room/office/dressing room this weekend. Mr Wench nearly broke his neck trying to get a shirt out of the wardrobe this morning. redface:
Do you want BM to send over his woman who does for him when I am away - the last one was MUCH better than the previous
Oh yes... eyes:
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No bouncing involved then.That trampoline could have shot him through the ceiling.
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It bounced him on to an upturned plug. sad24:
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Nasty!
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It bounced him on to an upturned plug. sad24:
Ouch! That's on a par with standing on a lego brick. One of those pains you never forget
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I know. I'm in big trouble. redface:
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whip: whip: sex014
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Something like that. sad24:
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Excellent! eveilgrin:
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Where did he land on the plug? eeek:
I'll leave the obvious rude comment to someone with much better life insurance than I have. noooo:
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On the prongs I spect
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His foot landed on the prongs and then he fell over and landed on the shredding. So now the mess is covered in shreddings. redface: I've told him he can sort it out during the school hols. Now I'm even less popular. redface:
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His foot landed on the prongs and then he fell over and landed on the shredding. So now the mess is covered in shreddings. redface: I've told him he can sort it out during the school hols. Now I'm even less popular. redface:
Tsk, tsk... noooo:
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Oh dear ..... and I know all about bloody Lego bricks in the night! evil:
What I want to know is why do the bloody kids that drop the damned things never step on them .... why is it always me, in bare feet. angry041:
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Exactly the same problem here.Uncanny. evil:
And the faffing levels here currently are DRIVING ME INSANE Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Last night ~ or to be specific at 0245 this morning ~ it was a sodding marble on the landing as I did my usual "I'm getting old and have to take water tablets" trot to the bathroom.
I now have a bruise on the sole of my foot. evil:
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Paw?
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Maw?
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I have to tidy the spare room/office/dressing room this weekend. Mr Wench nearly broke his neck trying to get a shirt out of the wardrobe this morning. redface:
What is it with women and space, the more they have the more they want. I was having a word with the memsahib earlier today about the amount of kit she has in the bathroom, bloody hell! What is it with you women, I have a small corner above the sink, this contains the following items,
1xrazor
1x toothbrush ( I have my own tooth)
1x tootpaste mint flavour
1x shaving foam Asda flavour
1x mouth wash(froths when you gargle)
1x can of underarm smelly
1x soap, bar, smellys girlie but I use it.
And that is my bloody lot,....Now Beelezeebub my missus has the remaining 40 cubic bloody feet of space.. I counted what she has...50+ plus items, some that look most dangerous in chrome, a bunch of bottles and cans with large phallic shaped heads (I darent ask her what they are for) She has more brushes than Michelango used to paint that boody ceiling. Candles, bloody dozens of them all over the bloody place it looks like a buddhist temple. Wooden devices for massaging feet, back and places I have not seen since the old King was on the throne. Towels, small and fluffy, big and fluffy..hers not to be touched by me. Quote, I have no wish to use a towel that you have used to dry your arse Unquote
So in a fit of madness I asked her if she needed all that stuff, have you ever said something, knowing that you were going to regret, yet you still did it? I had reached that point... I waited...she did not say a word, just a look, what us blokes call The Look, the look that would stop a wounded premenstrual water buffalo in it's tracks....I whimpered and retreated to my den (shed)..... Life can be so unfair .
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Have made lots of trips to the Dump recently.Went this morning with the usual case of empty bottles and cardboard boxes. Mrs Nick gave me a load of The Boy's ex-clothes to put into the special ex-clothes bin.Not one I usually go to.
I went to put the bag in the slot and two arms came out and grabbed it off me!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Turned out to be a bloke inside emptying it.
I nearly shat myself!
Just had to post and tell you that made me laugh so much, I fell of me bloody chair and sprayed the screen with Asda smart price lager.
Thank you Nick. That's the first time I've laughed in over 4 weeks! happ096
TTFN
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I have to tidy the spare room/office/dressing room this weekend. Mr Wench nearly broke his neck trying to get a shirt out of the wardrobe this morning. redface:
What is it with women and space, the more they have the more they want. I was having a word with the memsahib earlier today about the amount of kit she has in the bathroom, bloody hell! What is it with you women, I have a small corner above the sink, this contains the following items,
1xrazor
1x toothbrush ( I have my own tooth)
1x tootpaste mint flavour
1x shaving foam Asda flavour
1x mouth wash(froths when you gargle)
1x can of underarm smelly
1x soap, bar, smellys girlie but I use it.
And that is my bloody lot,....Now Beelezeebub my missus has the remaining 40 cubic bloody feet of space.. I counted what she has...50+ plus items, some that look most dangerous in chrome, a bunch of bottles and cans with large phallic shaped heads (I darent ask her what they are for) She has more brushes than Michelango used to paint that boody ceiling. Candles, bloody dozens of them all over the bloody place it looks like a buddhist temple. Wooden devices for massaging feet, back and places I have not seen since the old King was on the throne. Towels, small and fluffy, big and fluffy..hers not to be touched by me. Quote, I have no wish to use a towel that you have used to dry your arse Unquote
So in a fit of madness I asked her if she needed all that stuff, have you ever said something, knowing that you were going to regret, yet you still did it? I had reached that point... I waited...she did not say a word, just a look, what us blokes call The Look, the look that would stop a wounded premenstrual water buffalo in it's tracks....I whimpered and retreated to my den (shed)..... Life can be so unfair .
Welcome to my world... noooo:
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Have made lots of trips to the Dump recently.Went this morning with the usual case of empty bottles and cardboard boxes. Mrs Nick gave me a load of The Boy's ex-clothes to put into the special ex-clothes bin.Not one I usually go to.
I went to put the bag in the slot and two arms came out and grabbed it off me!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Turned out to be a bloke inside emptying it.
I nearly shat myself!
Just had to post and tell you that made me laugh so much, I fell of me bloody chair and sprayed the screen with Asda smart price lager.
Thank you Nick. That's the first time I've laughed in over 4 weeks! happ096
TTFN
Welcome back Growler... cloud9:
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Growler!! cloud9: cloud9: