The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: TG on March 28, 2008, 10:27:06 PM
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195 at present. Another 100 guests and we will be able to fight the persians. point:
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Then GOS shows up and 100 of 'em bugger off. eeek:
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This display of erudition has not gone unremarked TG
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This display of erudition has not gone unremarked TG
Eh?
So how come 200 guests showed up unnanouced then? Did someone advertise a party on facebook? rubschin:
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I was wondering about that myself. Hopefully BM is investigating. (He may, of course, still be trying to work out your reference to the persians)
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I was wondering about that myself. Hopefully BM is investigating. (He may, of course, still be trying to work out your reference to the persians)
He has prolly watched 300 on DVD same as me. ;D
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I was wondering about that myself. Hopefully BM is investigating. (He may, of course, still be trying to work out your reference to the persians)
rubschin:
I have no idea what carpet has got to do with it... noooo:
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doh: Carpets?
doh: doh: DVD?
And there was I giving you credits for erudition. evil:
I smite you both!
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Never mind carpets. We want to know why your establishment was gatecrashed by 200 people. scared2:
I see a couple of them stayed. rubschin:
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Anyhoo… I notice more visitors recently, but I’ve never seen ‘undreds… did you notice if they were spiders?
My theory is that as the google spider that checks for ad content is here all the time now it attracts the others in some way…
Makes me wonder if sites like… um the ‘other’ site really did have as many as 530 on Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:47 pm…
All sites seem to have these ridiculously high number of ‘peak’ visitors, the Cyprus forum I use has 205 yet we rarely have more than ~10 registered users on line…
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doh: Carpets?
doh: doh: Video?
And there was I giving you credits for erudition. evil:
I smite you both!
Fear not O Snoops. I really did know about spartans, thermopylae etc before I watched said DVD. I'm suprisingly well read for a peasant. happy088
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300 spiders? eeek: I'm staying, standing in this chair until the Rentokil man gets here. scared2:
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doh: Carpets?
doh: doh: DVD?
And there was I giving you credits for erudition. evil:
I smite you both!
Erudition? rubschin:
Thass wot those CIA flights are about innit?
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doh: Carpets?
doh: doh: Video?
And there was I giving you credits for erudition. evil:
I smite you both!
Fear not O Snoops. I really did know about spartans, thermopylae etc before I watched said DVD. I'm suprisingly well read for a peasant. happy088
Well having done the deed and the smite I cannot now give it back for an hour ..... remind me and the applause will be yours.
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300 spiders? eeek: I'm staying, standing in this chair until the Rentokil man gets here. scared2:
Only 195 that I saw. Vermin!
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doh: Carpets?
doh: doh: DVD?
And there was I giving you credits for erudition. evil:
I smite you both!
Erudition? rubschin:
Thass wot those CIA flights are about innit?
Pretend stupidy is soooooooooooo American
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doh: Carpets?
doh: doh: DVD?
And there was I giving you credits for erudition. evil:
I smite you both!
Erudition? rubschin:
Thass wot those CIA flights are about innit?
Rendition. Lovefilm just sent me that but not watched it yet.
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300 spiders? eeek: I'm staying, standing in this chair until the Rentokil man gets here. scared2:
Only 195 that I saw. Vermin!
To an arachnophobe 2 is an army, 3 is a convention and 4 is time to hide under the duvet.
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300 spiders? eeek: I'm staying, standing in this chair until the Rentokil man gets here. scared2:
Only 195 that I saw. Vermin!
What, 195 spiders and the rest 'guests'? rubschin:
I'm glad you didn't have a lock-in anyway... cloud9:
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300 spiders? eeek: I'm staying, standing in this chair until the Rentokil man gets here. scared2:
Only 195 that I saw. Vermin!
To an arachnophobe 2 is an army, 3 is a convention and 4 is time to hide under the duvet.
They like it under the duvet... char062
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B@ST@RD! angry041:
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300 spiders? eeek: I'm staying, standing in this chair until the Rentokil man gets here. scared2:
Only 195 that I saw. Vermin!
What, 195 spiders and the rest 'guests'? rubschin:
I'm glad you didn't have a lock-in anyway... cloud9:
There were only 195 or so on line. The 300 is an historical reference wot only the board intelligentsia like Snoopy and myself can understand. Innit.
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300 spiders? eeek: I'm staying, standing in this chair until the Rentokil man gets here. scared2:
Only 195 that I saw. Vermin!
What, 195 spiders and the rest 'guests'? rubschin:
I'm glad you didn't have a lock-in anyway... cloud9:
There were only 195 or so on line. The 300 is an historical reference wot only the board intelligentsia like Snoopy and myself can understand. Innit.
Pretend stupidy is soooooooooooo American whistle:
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300 spiders? eeek: I'm staying, standing in this chair until the Rentokil man gets here. scared2:
Only 195 that I saw. Vermin!
What, 195 spiders and the rest 'guests'? rubschin:
I'm glad you didn't have a lock-in anyway... cloud9:
There were only 195 or so on line. The 300 is an historical reference wot only the board intelligentsia like Snoopy and myself can understand. Innit.
Pretend stupidy is soooooooooooo American whistle:
Only the Yanks don't pretend. evil:
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Well, 300 must have been recent too... until, um... recently it remained at 30 on July 1st... whistle:
Anyhoo... we must make our new members welcome and ask them where they found us and give me the 100 bonus karma points... cloud9:
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I'm confused about all this... I have a huge Bishops Finger hangover this morning... noooo:
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I'm confused about all this... I have a huge Bishops Finger hangover this morning... noooo:
How can I help? I what way are you confused?
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I'm confused about all this... I have a huge Bishops Finger hangover this morning... noooo:
How can I help? I what way are you confused?
Carpet... redface:
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Battle of Thermopylae ~ 300 Spartans defeated the entire Persian army. TG pointed out that with only 195 more guests than we had at around 10.25pm ~ we could have done the same last night.
Carpets only came into it because you are getting paranoid about your hair (or lack thereof)
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I'm confused about all this... I have a huge Bishops Finger hangover this morning... noooo:
How can I help? I what way are you confused?
Carpet... redface:
Right. History lesson for BM.
Ages ago right there was these blokes called spartans right. Right hard cases yeah. Anyway right these other gangs from this persia place started to kick off right and invade spartans house yeah? So this spartan kimg dude says 'right lads we'll steam over to thermopylae road right and head em off at the pass, who's up for it?". Well most spartans had buggered off to maccys yeah and there was only 300 right and there was MILLIONS of these persin blokes right. So anyway spartans blocked the pass right then it REALLLY kicked off yeah. In the end right the spartans all got a right battering and got killed as well innit. But the persian blokes were well held up and when the rest of the spartans got bhome from maccys them and some other greek blokes steamed into the persians right and sent em pack to Persia with a flea in the ear right. Battle of Thermopylae innit. Dont you lknow nuffink?.
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Give that man a Post Graduate Certificate of Education ~ he's a born teacher.
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I'm confused about all this... I have a huge Bishops Finger hangover this morning... noooo:
How can I help? I what way are you confused?
Carpet... redface:
Right. History lesson for BM.
Ages ago right there was these blokes called spartans right. Right hard cases yeah. Anyway right these other gangs from this persia place started to kick off right and invade spartans house yeah? So this spartan kimg dude says 'right lads we'll steam over to thermopylae road right and head em off at the pass, who's up for it?". Well most spartans had buggered off to maccys yeah and there was only 300 right and there was MILLIONS of these persin blokes right. So anyway spartans blocked the pass right then it REALLLY kicked off yeah. In the end right the spartans all got a right battering and got killed as well innit. But the persian blokes were well held up and when the rest of the spartans got bhome from maccys them and some other greek blokes steamed into the persians right and sent em pack to Persia with a flea in the ear right. Battle of Thermopylae innit. Dont you lknow nuffink?.
Ah... now I get it! cloud9:
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Praise the Lord!
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I have given you the promised clap TG
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Problem Solved!
I assume from the timing of TG's post that these guests arrived 2215-ish last night. Anybody that was watching Al Murray would realse why. Every week they have a "pub of the week" where the regulars form part of the audience. This weks pub of the week wasn't a pub as such, but were the "Real Ale Pub", described as the UK's first virtual pub. Quite a few of those watching will have googled "virtual pub" and found this wonderful place
Here's their site[url] (http://www.realalepub.co.uk/)
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Well done that man!
Just goes to show what I miss by not watching crap television prgrammes.
Have a clap JOM
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Bloody hell! I was watching Al Murray as well when I started the thread and didnt make the connection! noooo:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.affordablehousinginstitute.org%2Fblogs%2Fus%2Fsnoopy_small.jpg&hash=5a6f585fb2ed3dcb064c78e60ecc9bf6ef95a66a)
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Well done that man!
Just goes to show what I miss by not watching crap television prgrammes.
Have a clap JOM
That's two people you've given the clap to today, dirty dog
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Problem Solved!
I assume from the timing of TG's post that these guests arrived 2215-ish last night. Anybody that was watching Al Murray would realse why. Every week they have a "pub of the week" where the regulars form part of the audience. This weks pub of the week wasn't a pub as such, but were the "Real Ale Pub", described as the UK's first virtual pub. Quite a few of those watching will have googled "virtual pub" and found this wonderful place
Here's their site[url]
(http://www.realalepub.co.uk/)
Well bugger me! eeek:
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OK make that three lol:
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300 what? rubschin:
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Read the bloody thread! cussing:
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I'm back now... whistle:
Talk about losing the will to live - trip to the garden centre, with a farking hangover! cussing:
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Now we have to plant the bloody things! Banghead
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Can't your dog dig holes?
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Can't your dog dig holes?
Who, Snoopy? rubschin:
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I thought you had a dog!
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I thought you had a dog!
Oh yes... two with Snoopy...
Mine doesn't dig holes tho... noooo:
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Neither do I.
What I want to know is ~ why do you want to plant hangovers? Surely they should go in a basket over the front door.
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Neither do I.
What I want to know is ~ why do you want to plant hangovers? Surely they should go in a basket over the front door.
Probably... I have lost the will to live now... noooo:
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Al Murrays happy hour is repeated on ITV2 at midnight tonight. Maybe you should put some peanuts on the bar. You know, freebies* like?
Salt will make 'em drink more. rubschin:
*Pardon my language
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You know, freebies* like?
shocked003
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Al Murrays happy hour is repeated on ITV2 at midnight tonight. Maybe you should put some peanuts on the bar. You know, freebies* like?
Salt will make 'em drink more. rubschin:
*Pardon my language
I feel poorly... surrender: