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Title: Last Night
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2008, 07:46:20 AM
We/I offered the children fish fingers and chips (I was feeling lazy and it's the sort of fare they seem to prefer).
A few days ago we had persuaded both boys to try some poached salmon (cheaper than cod these days even if it is farmed) and they had actually liked the small forkfull they had been given. Sooooooooo last night the fish fingers were rejected out of hand (pun intended) and they said Salmon would be good. Joyful that, at last, we seem to be getting away from sausages, chicken nuggets and fish fingers I rushed to the freezer and found three salmon steaks ready to cook from frozen. Wacked 'em into the microwave on defrost and stuffed some oven chips in the fan oven quick.
30 mins later smiling father places steaming plates of poached salmon, chips and peas with little wedges of lemon in front of children and SWMBO said, tartly "Those were the last three salmon steaks weren't they?" (can you hear her foot tapping? ~ I could).
So, quick thinking as ever, I said "I thought I'd feed the children now and you and I could have something from "Lacky's" Banglafusion (local balti house) later ~ together eyes:"
Lacky's is well named it would seem as this morning I lack all sense of taste and seem to be spending a lot of time elbowing wives out of my route to the bathroom.
Oh and she didn't fall for the  eyes: either.
 evil:
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2008, 07:50:43 AM
We/I offered the children fish fingers and chips (I was feeling lazy and it's the sort of fare they seem to prefer).
A few days ago we had persuaded both boys to try some poached salmon (cheaper than cod these days even if it is farmed) and they had actually liked the small forkfull they had been given. Sooooooooo last night the fish fingers were rejected out of hand (pun intended) and they said Salmon would be good. Joyful that, at last, we seem to be getting away from sausages, chicken nuggets and fish fingers I rushed to the freezer and found three salmon steaks ready to cook from frozen. Wacked 'em into the microwave on defrost and stuffed some oven chips in the fan oven quick.
30 mins later smiling father places steaming plates of poached salmon, chips and peas with little wedges of lemon in front of children and SWMBO said, tartly "Those were the last three salmon steaks weren't they?" (can you hear her foot tapping? ~ I could).
So, quick thinking as ever, I said "I thought I'd feed the children now and you and I could have something from "Lacky's" Banglafusion (local balti house) later ~ together eyes:"
Lacky's is well named it would seem as this morning I lack all sense of taste and seem to be spending a lot of time elbowing wives out of my route to the bathroom.
Oh and she didn't fall for the  eyes: either.
 evil:
happy100

Good try tho - quick thinking too...

Did the kids eat all the steaks - even THW?
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2008, 07:57:23 AM
We/I offered the children fish fingers and chips (I was feeling lazy and it's the sort of fare they seem to prefer).
A few days ago we had persuaded both boys to try some poached salmon (cheaper than cod these days even if it is farmed) and they had actually liked the small forkfull they had been given. Sooooooooo last night the fish fingers were rejected out of hand (pun intended) and they said Salmon would be good. Joyful that, at last, we seem to be getting away from sausages, chicken nuggets and fish fingers I rushed to the freezer and found three salmon steaks ready to cook from frozen. Wacked 'em into the microwave on defrost and stuffed some oven chips in the fan oven quick.
30 mins later smiling father places steaming plates of poached salmon, chips and peas with little wedges of lemon in front of children and SWMBO said, tartly "Those were the last three salmon steaks weren't they?" (can you hear her foot tapping? ~ I could).
So, quick thinking as ever, I said "I thought I'd feed the children now and you and I could have something from "Lacky's" Banglafusion (local balti house) later ~ together eyes:"
Lacky's is well named it would seem as this morning I lack all sense of taste and seem to be spending a lot of time elbowing wives out of my route to the bathroom.
Oh and she didn't fall for the  eyes: either.
 evil:
happy100

Good try tho - quick thinking too...

Did the kids eat all the steaks - even THW?

It is a given that THW will eat almost anything. The boys however are very picky ~ we keep hoping they will grow out of it and encourage them to try a tasts of anything we may be eating.
I was rather proud of the thinking on the feet aspect of it all but it only resulted in me being a competitor in the Bombay Marathon!
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2008, 08:06:02 AM
We/I offered the children fish fingers and chips (I was feeling lazy and it's the sort of fare they seem to prefer).
A few days ago we had persuaded both boys to try some poached salmon (cheaper than cod these days even if it is farmed) and they had actually liked the small forkfull they had been given. Sooooooooo last night the fish fingers were rejected out of hand (pun intended) and they said Salmon would be good. Joyful that, at last, we seem to be getting away from sausages, chicken nuggets and fish fingers I rushed to the freezer and found three salmon steaks ready to cook from frozen. Wacked 'em into the microwave on defrost and stuffed some oven chips in the fan oven quick.
30 mins later smiling father places steaming plates of poached salmon, chips and peas with little wedges of lemon in front of children and SWMBO said, tartly "Those were the last three salmon steaks weren't they?" (can you hear her foot tapping? ~ I could).
So, quick thinking as ever, I said "I thought I'd feed the children now and you and I could have something from "Lacky's" Banglafusion (local balti house) later ~ together eyes:"
Lacky's is well named it would seem as this morning I lack all sense of taste and seem to be spending a lot of time elbowing wives out of my route to the bathroom.
Oh and she didn't fall for the  eyes: either.
 evil:
happy100

Good try tho - quick thinking too...

Did the kids eat all the steaks - even THW?

It is a given that THW will eat almost anything. The boys however are very picky ~ we keep hoping they will grow out of it and encourage them to try a tasts of anything we may be eating.
I was rather proud of the thinking on the feet aspect of it all but it only resulted in me being a competitor in the Bombay Marathon!
I too am a competitor this am but we only had pizza - and lashings opf Bishops Finger of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2008, 08:16:37 AM
Thank God for the bidet I had installed a couple of years ago is all I can say. Don't know what I'd do without it.
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: TG on March 29, 2008, 08:19:33 AM
We are now reaching the 'too much information' point chaps.
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2008, 08:23:17 AM
Sorry! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Ftoilet06.gif&hash=6a5386c8c9808d27f40c6e0252ecf095644f698d)
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2008, 09:09:09 AM
We are now reaching the 'too much information' point chaps.
Indeed...  eeek:
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2008, 11:02:07 AM
I am planning to make a curry this evening.I may have to reconsider. rubschin:
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2008, 11:21:45 AM
Make it by all means ~ just don't buy one from Lacky's. They seem to have a new cook  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Ftoilet04.gif&hash=ac8622af5bdf73ec2962bd19ceadfc999d7c4cfc)
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2008, 12:11:29 PM
Make it by all means ~ just don't eat it...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Ftoilet04.gif&hash=ac8622af5bdf73ec2962bd19ceadfc999d7c4cfc)
There...  ;)
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2008, 06:21:40 PM
Thank God for the bidet I had installed a couple of years ago is all I can say. Don't know what I'd do without it.

Use the garden hose and hope you have understanding neighbours...  whistle:
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Berek on April 08, 2008, 02:43:14 PM
I had a Madras last night, it was just as hot coming out as going in I can tell you.. whistle:
Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2008, 02:51:11 PM
I had a Madras last night, it was just as hot coming out as going in I can tell you.. whistle:

I wish you hadn't though.


Title: Re: Last Night
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2008, 03:20:07 PM
I had a Madras last night, it was just as hot coming out as going in I can tell you.. whistle:

I wish you hadn't though.

We certainly wish he hadn't.  noooo: