can increase the risk of developing bowel cancer by a fifth
Only for the breakfast.What if you smoked the fags that came out of the packet you did your calculations on? rubschin:
Why pick out the sausage, this is all processed meats.
The bottom line is what are the 'normal' chances of getting bowel cancer. A quick 'back of the fag packet' calculation gives me a figure of about 0.28% chance of getting bowel cancer. An increase of one fifth gives you about a 0.34% chance instead. And that is assuming you're over 60. Under and the chances are much lower.
What can I make for dinner tonight that won't(eventually) kill us all??Nothing if you read the Daily Mail...
I repeat my question.Shortly after you get rabies from that rat... point:
You had a BBQ and beer yesterday. Lethal!
We had fish and sautee potatoes (good oil and bad oil= cancellation of oils)
Boy had Cheerios for breakfast (Air miles - bad)
I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)
I am definitely going to die. But when?
I must compliment Growler on some nice apostrophe work in the thread title.point:
And rats carry plague, not rabies, dolt.
Oh..................
I repeat my question.
You had a BBQ and beer yesterday. Lethal!
We had fish and sautee potatoes (good oil and bad oil= cancellation of oils)
Boy had Cheerios for breakfast (Air miles - bad)
I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)
I am definitely going to die. But when?
What can I make for dinner tonight that won't(eventually) kill us all??
I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)
I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)
Coffee is a carcinogen???? When the hell was that announced??
Oh bloody hell, I'm a dead man!!!! scared2:
I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)
Coffee is a carcinogen???? When the hell was that announced??
Oh bloody hell, I'm a dead man!!!! scared2:
Oh it's lethal. Really bad.Does stuff to your nerves too.
ANd makes your hair fall out.
ANd your willy drop off. (Source: Daily Mail, passim)
Quite bad all round
. . .rats have plague. . .Not the ones that are careful with their dental hygiene.
So are turnips safe?
Gasp! eeek:So are turnips safe?
BM will tell you when he finds a large sack of them where the case of Talisker used to be. whistle:
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!Bidets? rubschin:
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!Bidets? rubschin:
Am I cross threaded? redface:Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!Bidets? rubschin:
Sacks of turnips found where the case of Talisker .............. oh forget it. ::)
Am I cross threaded? redface:Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!Bidets? rubschin:
Sacks of turnips found where the case of Talisker .............. oh forget it. ::)
Am I cross threaded? redface:Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!Bidets? rubschin:
Sacks of turnips found where the case of Talisker .............. oh forget it. ::)
Yes
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire... noooo:
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:
Oddlyour toaster fused the whole house the other day rubschin:That's odd is it? noooo:
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.
sick2:Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.
We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
sick2:Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.
We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
They're always dragging along the floor... noooo:
Oh... what is it that you have dragging along the floor then? Leaves a trail through the fag ends 'n stuff? rubschin:sick2:Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.
We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
They're always dragging along the floor... noooo:
You are thinking of Bassett Hounds. Beagles have much shorter ears
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.
We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
Oh... what is it that you have dragging along the floor then? Leaves a trail through the fag ends 'n stuff? rubschin:sick2:Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.
We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
They're always dragging along the floor... noooo:
You are thinking of Bassett Hounds. Beagles have much shorter ears
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.
We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
After all that time in the Laboratory in Mill Hill (Yep that's one place where cancer research is carried out on animals ~ used to be one of my security contracts) I am so well smoked they modeled Kipper on me: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kipper-Characters-Ages-3-4-Books/b?ie=UTF8&node=291615
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire... noooo:
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!A welding iron? ::)
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire... noooo:
I burnt the carpet this morning, but me knees are ok thanks. ;)
Hot glue gun. They DO get hot...very.
I've stuffed the chair leg over the burn for now, until I get 'round to fixing it...the carpet like, not the chair.
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!A welding iron? ::)
You mean a soldering iron? whistle:
point:I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!A welding iron? ::)
You mean a soldering iron? whistle:
redface:
IT HURT! WHERE IS THE SYMPATHY! angry041:Yes, poor welding iron - you could've broken it... whistle:
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire... noooo:
I burnt the carpet this morning, but me knees are ok thanks. ;)
Hot glue gun. They DO get hot...very.
I've stuffed the chair leg over the burn for now, until I get 'round to fixing it...the carpet like, not the chair.
Just for a moment there I thought that perhaps you had caught Mrs G kneeling but then I read on.
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire... noooo:
I burnt the carpet this morning, but me knees are ok thanks. ;)
Hot glue gun. They DO get hot...very.
I've stuffed the chair leg over the burn for now, until I get 'round to fixing it...the carpet like, not the chair.
Just for a moment there I thought that perhaps you had caught Mrs G kneeling but then I read on.
'ave a werd will you? happy001 ::)
Are the fumes off hot glue carsagenic, 'cus I'm coffin?
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).
Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......
That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell. eeek:
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell. eeek:
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).
Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......
That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell. eeek:
It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger! eveilgrin:
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).
Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......
That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell. eeek:
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).
Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......
That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell. eeek:
It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger! eveilgrin:
Do you keep them in a tank?
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).
Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......
That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell. eeek:
Agreed redface:
Geoff Hurst? rubschin:I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).
Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......
That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell. eeek:
It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger! eveilgrin:
Do you keep them in a tank?
That odd geezer who's always roaming around in the jungle wearing karki stuff and shorts,was going on about some fishy thing that swims UP your willy when you're having a gush in the swamp....not mine, swamp that is.... apparently, and kills you or summat?
Was on telly on saturday night. Facinating, and must remember that next time I'm in the jungle bursting for a Geoff. ::)
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:She said you were panting? rubschin:
Yes, that one!
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:
Yes, that one!
She thought it was one of those calls... ::)I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:
Yes, that one!
She mentioned that you had spoken. She seemed somewhat scared. eeek:
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).
Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......
That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell. eeek:
Agreed redface:
According to the rest of my team the blood curdling scream that accompanies the act is also an extremely unpleasant way to be woken in the middle of the night. redface:
She thought it was one of those calls... ::)I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:
Yes, that one!
She mentioned that you had spoken. She seemed somewhat scared. eeek:
Wello she was charging £1.50 per minute - discretely billed of course… whistle:She thought it was one of those calls... ::)I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:
Yes, that one!
She mentioned that you had spoken. She seemed somewhat scared. eeek:
Wasn't it? ;)
Quiche.
Is that deadly too? evil:
Rice!! Makes your eyes go slitty!!That's curry... oh 'slitty'... I see... redface:
Rice!! Makes your eyes go slitty!!
I confess I've never tasted Uncle Ben's ... mainly because I don't believe he knows where there is a bunnies nest in the woods.shrugs:
could save Brown and his mates many tens of millions every year in reduced pension pay outs
Quotecould save Brown and his mates many tens of millions every year in reduced pension pay outs
But not for themselves, obviously.
Let us encourage John Prescott and SpeakerMartin to eat more pies.
I think I may start a "Send a Pie to your MP Fund" at the bar. eveilgrin:
Rejoice! Haleybloodyluya!! Get the kettle on!
As little as one cup of coffee a day could have a protective effect against Alzheimer's disease, the most common form of dementia, according to new research.
A daily dose of caffeine blocks the disruptive effects of high cholesterol that scientists have linked to the disease, a study has found.
The findings, in the Journal of Neuroinflammation, were based on research by scientists at the University of North Dakota School of Medicine and Health Sciences.
In the study, researchers gave rabbits 3mg of caffeine each day, the equivalent of a daily cup of coffee for an average-sized person. The rabbits were fed a cholesterol-enriched diet during this time.
After 12 weeks, a number of laboratory tests showed that the blood brain barrier - which protects the central nervous system from the rest of the body's circulation - was "significantly" more intact in rabbits receiving a daily dose of caffeine.
No mention of causing cancer of anything, so it must be safe...today. ::)
No doubt some smart arse will be along shortly to 'piss in me brew' so to speak. ::)