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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:47:06 AM
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The Fat Controllers are forever at it.
What do Snoopy and Barman and the Wench talk about so much behind our backs? Eh
Bar prices I spect
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eveilgrin:
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Actually I get and send more PMs from and to Chez Nick than anywhere else. whistle:
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Are they all fat? We should be told.
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2 fat and one bald. Third may also be fat
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Somebody is looking for a thick lip methinks evil:
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I am neither fat nor bald! cussing:
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Bald dwarf point:
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Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike! cussing:
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Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike! cussing:
whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
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SHe knows
happy100
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Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike! cussing:
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Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike! cussing:
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doh:
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point:
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It looks nothing like me I tell you! Angry9:
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Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike! cussing:
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Careful, if you wind MiniBaldyMort up too much he;ll give you a nasty headbutt on your shins... whistle:
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I am having a shit day today thanks… Banghead
And it is supposed to be a bloody Bank Holiday here – Cyprus National Day, celebrating kicking the brits out… noooo:
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I am having a shit day today thanks… Banghead
And it is supposed to be a bloody Bank Holiday here – Cyprus National Day, celebrating kicking the brits out… noooo:
LL have your nose hard to the grindstone does she! point:
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Possibly better than some places she might have it.
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I am having a bad day... noooo:
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You are not alone.
At the count of three why not join me in a quiet scream angry041:
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You are not alone.
At the count of three why not join me in a quiet scream angry041:
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Now do we feel better? I know I do.
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Now do we feel better? I know I do.
Oh yes... happy088
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After LL does sex014 sex014 sex014
LL cloud9:
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After LL does sex014 sex014 sex014
LL cloud9:
rubschin:
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You shall suffer.
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You shall suffer.
Indeed... I just bought the new watch... redface:
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Tsk!
No excuse to be late for a job now then!
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Tsk!
No excuse to be late for a job now then!
I'm never late... whistle:
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I am having a shit day today thanks… Banghead
And it is supposed to be a bloody Bank Holiday here – Cyprus National Day, celebrating kicking the brits out… noooo:
I remember it well, being kicked out of bars in Limassol, I didn't realise they celebrated it though
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I am having a shit day today thanks… Banghead
And it is supposed to be a bloody Bank Holiday here – Cyprus National Day, celebrating kicking the brits out… noooo:
I remember it well, being kicked out of bars in Limassol, I didn't realise they celebrated it though
Indeed, they mention you personally… whistle:
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I just knew that doing the dance of the flaming arseholes during the lunch time session would be a hit. Even the police were impressed eeek:
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The only time I've ever heard that dance mentioned with regards to the Army GOS it involved a tin of boot polish and a lighter??? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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In my memory it has involved a tin of beans and a lighter.
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Beans and boot polish to tend to occupy much of Army life.
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The only time I've ever heard that dance mentioned with regards to the Army GOS it involved a tin of boot polish and a lighter??? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually cherubs the dance itself is quite regimental in that different units used different methods to achieve the same end( whistle: ) because my unit was a technical branch we employed a more refined dance than the grunts in the infantry. The preferred method was to disrobe from the waist down, insert a couple of rolled up newspaper sheets between the cheeks of one's bottom, we preferred one of the broadsheets, i.e The Telegraph.( A better burn) Jenkins once used the Sun in full view of the mess and invited guests, he was drummed out of the regiment course. The last we heard was that he was doing missionary work in the East ( of London that is). But I digress, the dancer would the mount the podium and set light to the paper and dance using a lots of Shakira type hip movements. It was a regimental tradition to allow audience participation which involved aiming and squeezing jets of lighter fluid from small rubber lighter refill petrol tubes in the direction of the newspaper. The longer and the more frenzied the dancer and the dance increased the dancers street cred. Extra brownie points were award for the number and variation of howls of pain
This tradition like a lot of military traditions lost favour over time when a number of drinking establishments were burnt down due to the younger element of the audience finding out that using cans of lighter fuel was much more fun. The other methods described by your dear readers are still in use amongst the cavalry units who have access to large amounts of polish.
Regards Gos.
Lance Corporal retired. VC and scar, WC and chain and Blue Peter badge.
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not too sure about the cavalry side GOS, the chaps who mentioned it to me were Light Infantry rubschin:
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What is this thread about?
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not too sure about the cavalry side GOS, the chaps who mentioned it to me were Light Infantry rubschin:
eyes:
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What is this thread about?
Celebrations in Cyprus methinks
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You shall suffer.
Indeed... I just bought the new watch... redface:
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Who bought the watch ::)
Me thinks I have been a tad manipulated here somehow cussing: somedays, sometimes you just have to go surrender: surrender: surrender: though don't you eeek: eeek: eeek:
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The only time I've ever heard that dance mentioned with regards to the Army GOS it involved a tin of boot polish and a lighter??? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually cherubs the dance itself is quite regimental in that different units used different methods to achieve the same end( whistle: ) because my unit was a technical branch we employed a more refined dance than the grunts in the infantry. The preferred method was to disrobe from the waist down, insert a couple of rolled up newspaper sheets between the cheeks of one's bottom, we preferred one of the broadsheets, i.e The Telegraph.( A better burn) Jenkins once used the Sun in full view of the mess and invited guests, he was drummed out of the regiment course. The last we heard was that he was doing missionary work in the East ( of London that is). But I digress, the dancer would the mount the podium and set light to the paper and dance using a lots of Shakira type hip movements. It was a regimental tradition to allow audience participation which involved aiming and squeezing jets of lighter fluid from small rubber lighter refill petrol tubes in the direction of the newspaper. The longer and the more frenzied the dancer and the dance increased the dancers street cred. Extra brownie points were award for the number and variation of howls of pain
This tradition like a lot of military traditions lost favour over time when a number of drinking establishments were burnt down due to the younger element of the audience finding out that using cans of lighter fuel was much more fun. The other methods described by your dear readers are still in use amongst the cavalry units who have access to large amounts of polish.
Regards Gos.
Lance Corporal retired. VC and scar, WC and chain and Blue Peter badge.
That's a wonderful story GOS and bought vivid visualisation in front of my eyes shocked003
Here as you probably know its a little tamer (in that the person with the lit paper doesn't disrobe) but then its a tad more silly because we allow children to follow around behind ( drumroll:) supposedly trying to blow the bugger's lit bum out whacky115 whacky115
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whistle: There is a lot to be said for village life LL lol: lol: lol: lol: and thank you.
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whistle: There is a lot to be said for village life LL lol: lol: lol: lol: and thank you.
Excellent historical narrative GOS – have the clap. happy088
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Thank you BM, and yes I did.But that's another story involving a lady of loose morals, a duffle coat, a pub wall and a member of the military police.
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Brings tears to yer eyes doesn't it. cry:
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It certainly does Snoops, especialy when you are thrusting away and you stub it against the wall.... sad32:
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duffle coat
cloud9:
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It certainly does Snoops, especialy when you are thrusting away and you stub it against the wall.... sad32:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: