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Title: "Sending a message"
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:47:06 AM
The Fat Controllers are forever at it.

What do Snoopy and Barman and the Wench talk about so much behind our backs? Eh

Bar prices I spect
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Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 10:54:17 AM
 eveilgrin:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 10:55:24 AM
Actually I get and send more PMs from and to Chez Nick than anywhere else.  whistle:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on March 31, 2008, 10:55:59 AM
Are they all fat? We should be told.
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Post by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:56:50 AM
2 fat and one bald. Third may also be fat
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Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 10:59:22 AM
Somebody is looking for a thick lip methinks  evil:
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Post by: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:19:44 PM
I am neither fat nor bald!  cussing:
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Post by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:20:11 PM
Bald dwarf point:
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Post by: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:21:38 PM
Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike!  cussing:
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Post by: Landlady on March 31, 2008, 12:22:59 PM
Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike!  cussing:
whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:24:54 PM
SHe knows


 happy100
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Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2008, 12:58:09 PM
Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike!  cussing:

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Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:58:53 PM
Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike!  cussing:

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doh:
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Post by: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 12:59:26 PM
 point:
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Post by: Barman on March 31, 2008, 01:00:06 PM
It looks nothing like me I tell you!  Angry9:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2008, 01:14:58 PM
Bald dwarf point:
I am neither fat, bald or dwarflike!  cussing:

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Careful, if you wind MiniBaldyMort up too much he;ll give you a nasty headbutt on your shins...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2008, 01:33:38 PM
I am having a shit day today thanks…  Banghead

And it is supposed to be a bloody Bank Holiday here – Cyprus National Day, celebrating kicking the brits out…  noooo:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Bar Wench on April 01, 2008, 02:04:27 PM
I am having a shit day today thanks…  Banghead

And it is supposed to be a bloody Bank Holiday here – Cyprus National Day, celebrating kicking the brits out…  noooo:


LL have your nose hard to the grindstone does she!  point:
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Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2008, 02:30:39 PM
Possibly better than some places she might have it.
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Post by: Barman on April 01, 2008, 02:36:59 PM
I am having a bad day...  noooo:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2008, 02:38:25 PM
You are not alone.

At the count of three why not join me in a quiet scream  angry041:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2008, 02:40:08 PM
You are not alone.

At the count of three why not join me in a quiet scream  angry041:
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Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2008, 02:46:18 PM
Now do we feel better? I know I do.
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Post by: Barman on April 01, 2008, 02:56:58 PM
Now do we feel better? I know I do.
Oh yes...  happy088
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2008, 04:03:07 PM
After LL does  sex014 sex014 sex014





LL cloud9:
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Post by: Barman on April 01, 2008, 04:15:05 PM
After LL does  sex014 sex014 sex014





LL cloud9:
rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on April 01, 2008, 04:17:28 PM
You shall suffer.
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Post by: Barman on April 01, 2008, 04:38:00 PM
You shall suffer.
Indeed... I just bought the new watch...  redface:


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Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2008, 04:57:33 PM
Tsk!

No excuse to be late for a job now then!
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Post by: Barman on April 01, 2008, 05:02:02 PM
Tsk!

No excuse to be late for a job now then!
I'm never late...  whistle:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 01, 2008, 08:11:05 PM
I am having a shit day today thanks…  Banghead

And it is supposed to be a bloody Bank Holiday here – Cyprus National Day, celebrating kicking the brits out…  noooo:

I remember it well, being kicked out of bars in Limassol, I didn't realise they celebrated it though
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2008, 05:06:59 AM
I am having a shit day today thanks…  Banghead

And it is supposed to be a bloody Bank Holiday here – Cyprus National Day, celebrating kicking the brits out…  noooo:

I remember it well, being kicked out of bars in Limassol, I didn't realise they celebrated it though
Indeed, they mention you personally…  whistle:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 02, 2008, 03:21:03 PM
I just knew that doing the dance of the flaming arseholes during the lunch time session would be a hit. Even the police were impressed eeek:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2008, 03:22:54 PM
The only time I've ever heard that dance mentioned with regards to the Army GOS it involved a tin of boot polish and a lighter???  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Bar Wench on April 02, 2008, 03:23:29 PM
In my memory it has involved a tin of beans and a lighter.
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2008, 03:25:13 PM
Beans and boot polish to tend to occupy much of Army life.
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 02, 2008, 06:28:17 PM
The only time I've ever heard that dance mentioned with regards to the Army GOS it involved a tin of boot polish and a lighter???  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually cherubs the dance itself is quite regimental in that different units used different methods to achieve the same end(  whistle: ) because my unit was a technical  branch we employed a more refined dance than the grunts in the infantry. The preferred method was to disrobe from the waist down, insert a couple of rolled up newspaper sheets between the cheeks of one's bottom, we preferred one of the broadsheets, i.e The Telegraph.( A better burn) Jenkins once used the Sun in full view of the mess and invited guests, he was drummed out of the regiment course. The last we heard was that he was doing missionary work in the East ( of London that is). But I digress, the dancer would the mount the podium and set light to the paper and dance using a lots of Shakira type hip movements. It was a regimental tradition to allow audience participation which involved  aiming and squeezing jets of lighter fluid from  small rubber lighter refill petrol tubes in the direction of the newspaper. The longer and the more frenzied the dancer and the dance increased the dancers street cred. Extra brownie points were award for the number and variation of howls of pain
This tradition like a lot of military traditions lost favour over time when a number of drinking establishments were burnt down due to the younger element of the audience finding out that using cans of lighter fuel was much more fun. The other methods described by your dear  readers are still in use amongst the cavalry units who have access to large amounts of polish.
Regards Gos.
 Lance Corporal retired. VC and scar, WC and chain and Blue Peter badge.
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2008, 06:30:35 PM
not too sure about the cavalry side GOS, the chaps who mentioned it to me were Light Infantry  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on April 02, 2008, 07:16:11 PM
What is this thread about?
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Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 02, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
not too sure about the cavalry side GOS, the chaps who mentioned it to me were Light Infantry  rubschin:
eyes:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 02, 2008, 07:28:27 PM
What is this thread about?
Celebrations in Cyprus methinks
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Landlady on April 02, 2008, 08:35:52 PM
You shall suffer.
Indeed... I just bought the new watch...  redface:


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Who bought the watch  ::)
Me thinks I have been a tad manipulated here somehow  cussing: somedays, sometimes you just have to go  surrender: surrender: surrender: though don't you  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: "Sending a message"
Post by: Landlady on April 02, 2008, 08:38:53 PM
The only time I've ever heard that dance mentioned with regards to the Army GOS it involved a tin of boot polish and a lighter???  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually cherubs the dance itself is quite regimental in that different units used different methods to achieve the same end(  whistle: ) because my unit was a technical branch we employed a more refined dance than the grunts in the infantry. The preferred method was to disrobe from the waist down, insert a couple of rolled up newspaper sheets between the cheeks of one's bottom, we preferred one of the broadsheets, i.e The Telegraph.( A better burn) Jenkins once used the Sun in full view of the mess and invited guests, he was drummed out of the regiment course. The last we heard was that he was doing missionary work in the East ( of London that is). But I digress, the dancer would the mount the podium and set light to the paper and dance using a lots of Shakira type hip movements. It was a regimental tradition to allow audience participation which involved aiming and squeezing jets of lighter fluid from small rubber lighter refill petrol tubes in the direction of the newspaper. The longer and the more frenzied the dancer and the dance increased the dancers street cred. Extra brownie points were award for the number and variation of howls of pain
This tradition like a lot of military traditions lost favour over time when a number of drinking establishments were burnt down due to the younger element of the audience finding out that using cans of lighter fuel was much more fun. The other methods described by your dear  readers are still in use amongst the cavalry units who have access to large amounts of polish.
Regards Gos.
 Lance Corporal retired. VC and scar, WC and chain and Blue Peter badge.


That's a wonderful story GOS and bought vivid visualisation in front of my eyes  shocked003

Here as you probably know its a little tamer (in that the person with the lit paper doesn't disrobe) but then its a tad more silly because we allow children to follow around behind ( drumroll:) supposedly trying to blow the bugger's lit bum out  whacky115 whacky115
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Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 02, 2008, 11:09:24 PM
 whistle: There is a lot to be said for village life LL lol: lol: lol: lol: and thank you.
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Post by: Barman on April 03, 2008, 04:03:20 AM
whistle: There is a lot to be said for village life LL lol: lol: lol: lol: and thank you.
Excellent historical narrative GOS – have the clap.  happy088
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Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 03, 2008, 04:06:47 PM
Thank you BM, and yes I did.But that's another story  involving a lady of loose morals, a duffle coat, a pub wall and a member of the military police.
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Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 04:08:01 PM
Brings tears to yer eyes doesn't it.  cry:
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Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 03, 2008, 04:11:41 PM
It certainly does Snoops, especialy when you are thrusting away and you stub it against the wall.... sad32:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2008, 04:46:45 PM
duffle coat

 cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on April 03, 2008, 07:48:39 PM
It certainly does Snoops, especialy when you are thrusting away and you stub it against the wall.... sad32:


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