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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:09:20 AM

Title: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:09:20 AM: Monday: Saintly. Hoovered and mopped and tidied own room and brushed teeth (PROPERLY) without reminder. Tick tock
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2008, 11:58:18 AM: Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:09:20 AM
Monday: Saintly. Hoovered and mopped and tidied own room and brushed teeth (PROPERLY) without reminder. Tick tock
Sounds like the peaceful scene as the sea retreats from the beach just before the Tsunami arrives. . .
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:59:32 AM: He is safewly with the Californian Breast Feeding Therapist presently.Sans rat.Whilst I tidy my office angel1
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:18:26 PM: He is buildiong a supermagnet... whistle:
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:19:44 PM: I am working on a dodgy speaker connection with MrsNick's nail varnish remover.

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:20:52 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:19:44 PM
I am working on a dodgy speaker connection with MrsNick's nail varnish remover.

What can possibly go wrong?
The end of civilisation as we know it? scared2:
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:22:07 PM: 'Spect you are performing this daring feat on the uncovered surface of the new, if scratched, dining table. whistle:
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:22:15 PM: No more curtain burning, I promise.

My goodness, I saw that Growler. What a muddy chap!
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 31, 2008, 12:35:09 PM: Perhaps the tide's out at Runcorn. ;)
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:36:46 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 31, 2008, 12:35:09 PM
Perhaps the tide's out at Runcorn. ;)
lol:
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2008, 01:03:19 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 31, 2008, 12:35:09 PM
Perhaps the tide's out at Runcorn. ;)

Time for a new keyboard me thinks happy001
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2008, 09:22:48 AM: Nick, just remember whatever happens it could easil be much worse:

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A nine-year old boy has been returned to his home in Indonesia after a five-day spending spree that cost his parents $10,000 (£5,043).

Ahmad Legal Civiandi, known as Vian, disappeared from his home last Friday and spent the cash on toys and gadgets.

He later asked a rickshaw driver to book him into a hotel and it was the driver who told police where he was.

Vian's father said most of the family's savings had gone, but added: "I'm just glad to have him home".

He said the boy was initially too scared to get out of the taxi that brought him home.

His father simply hugged him and said he was "relieved that nothing had happened to him".
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2008, 11:41:19 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2008, 09:22:48 AM
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His father simply hugged him

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Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2008, 01:19:53 PM: First day back at school.

The Boy sent home for fighting noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2008, 07:50:06 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 07, 2008, 01:19:53 PM
First day back at school.

The Boy sent home for fighting noooo:
And...?
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:18:41 AM: Back at school now, but I jump every time the phone rings noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2008, 08:27:19 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:18:41 AM
Back at school now, but I jump every time the phone rings noooo:
I thought you had the ringer switched off? rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:33:08 AM: No, I check it daily now to make sure the Boy has not interfered with it. evil:
Title: Re: The Boy behaviour thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2008, 09:12:29 AM: He dosen't answer it even when he screams at me to ring him. ::)