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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:15:55 PM
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For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.
Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)
Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.
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The Boy lusts after the shaven heads of the rough kids from the "Estate" (Why does living in a council house =shaven head?)
He consents to a haircut when he can no longer see.
You are their dad. Assert your authority!
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For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.
Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)
Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.
Buy a couple of packs of 'girlie' hair clips and say ''Haircut or these!'' They'll be in the barbers seat before you know it eveilgrin:
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rubschin: Actually hate having a haircut myself ~ which doesn't help my case.
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For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.
Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)
Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.
Buy a couple of packs of 'girlie' hair clips and say ''Haircut or these!'' They'll be in the barbers seat before you know it eveilgrin:
Wot she said.
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Why does living in a council house =shaven head?
Not in my day it didn't! Ex council house lass that I am myself scared2:
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Theydo it to the boys.The Chardonnays get scrucnhies and stuff!
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For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.
Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)
Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.
Buy a couple of packs of 'girlie' hair clips and say ''Haircut or these!'' They'll be in the barbers seat before you know it eveilgrin:
It was Mrs Snoopy's comment about "Are you three planning on writing poetry or buying ribbons?" that started the problem.
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Theydo it to the boys.The Chardonnays get scrucnhies and stuff!
Phew - wot wine club do you belong to then that send you those freebies?
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For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.
Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)
Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.
Buy a couple of packs of 'girlie' hair clips and say ''Haircut or these!'' They'll be in the barbers seat before you know it eveilgrin:
It was Mrs Snoopy's comment about "Are you three planning on writing poetry or buying ribbons?" that started the problem.
Ah you'd look absolutely dinks with a ribbon top knot Snoops I'm sure!
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What is she on about?
And where is Wenchy.
We needmore Oestrogen here!
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What is she on about?
And where is Wenchy.
We needmore Oestrogen here!
sick2: or sleep021 I 'spect
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What is she on about?
And where is Wenchy.
We needmore Oestrogen here!
sick2: or sleep021 I 'spect
Nick upset her last week and she staled off... noooo:
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she staled off...
All crusty then noooo:
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What is she on about?
And where is Wenchy.
We needmore Oestrogen here!
Yes Agree - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - sad24:
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Bugger!
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Like dinosaurs across a swamp, the women call to each other.DId E.M FOrster say something similar?
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If he did I 'spect he took his bloody finger off the caps lock in time! evil:
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I smite you
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Ouch!
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Apparently once upon a time Mr Wench has hair past his shoulders! eeek: I wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole in those days.
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Not haircuts for boys, but I had mine cut today. Like Barman (snigger) I am folically challenged. £8.50 for three minutes work, I'm in the wrong job
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Apparently once upon a time Mr Wench has hair past his shoulders! eeek: I wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole in those days.
Nor now... sad24:
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No, that is just you!
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No, that is just you!
What? rubschin:
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No, that is just you!
What? rubschin:
Deaf as well whistle:
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Am I cross-threaded again? shrugs:
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He is falling apart isn't he. Time to trade him in LL! ;)
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He is falling apart isn't he. Time to trade him in LL! ;)
At least I turned-up on time! point:
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Some of us had things to do! I wasn't aware I had to punch in and out!
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He is falling apart isn't he. Time to trade him in LL! ;)
Let's get daughter number 1 married first and then we'll re-consider the available options whistle:
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Bm has a busy few days ahead of him this week on his 'other job' (for a change ::))
So be warned he might not have time to play much later this week eeek: eeek:
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Some of us had things to do! I wasn't aware I had to punch in and out!
Could have been the postiest month ever had you been here on time! Banghead
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We all have other things to do ~ it's just that we prefer to defer ~ if you see what I mean
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Bm has a busy few days ahead of him this week on his 'other job' (for a change ::))
So be warned he might not have time to play much later this week eeek: eeek:
sad24:
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Bm has a busy few days ahead of him this week on his 'other job' (for a change ::))
So be warned he might not have time to play much later this week eeek: eeek:
sad24:
Now , Now BM .... Never put off until tomorrow anything that you can possibly leave until next week (or until SWMBO has forgotten about it ~ not that they ever do)
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Bm has a busy few days ahead of him this week on his 'other job' (for a change ::))
So be warned he might not have time to play much later this week eeek: eeek:
sad24:
point:
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Bm has a busy few days ahead of him this week on his 'other job' (for a change ::))
So be warned he might not have time to play much later this week eeek: eeek:
sad24:
Now , Now BM .... Never put off until tomorrow anything that you can possibly leave until next week (or until SWMBO has forgotten about it ~ not that they ever do)
She never forgets... noooo:
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Bm has a busy few days ahead of him this week on his 'other job' (for a change ::))
So be warned he might not have time to play much later this week eeek: eeek:
sad24:
Now , Now BM .... Never put off until tomorrow anything that you can possibly leave until next week (or until SWMBO has forgotten about it ~ not that they ever do)
She never forgets... noooo:
So between her and Wenchy you haven't got a chance ~ one has a memory like an elephant and the other has an .......................... No I can't do it Nick, I'm sorry, call me chicken but....................... scared2:
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I hereby disassociate myself from this thread… scared2:
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I hereby disassociate myself from this thread… scared2:
Me too. surrender:
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Too late. Both of you are on my shit list. I might disapear for the rest of the day now!
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Too late. Both of you are on my shit list. I might disapear for the rest of the day now!
Nick made us do it! whistle:
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Apparently once upon a time Mr Wench has hair past his shoulders! eeek: I wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole in those days.
And now, it'sthe reverse whistle:
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I am still tidying my office angel1
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For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.
Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)
Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.
My hair was both shaved and long at the same time. Somewhat like the chap on the left here, although mine was either blonde or blue...yes, I was young.
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And you take the p*ss out of
Baldymort Barman? For shame .... youth is no excuse.
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that's hair that I'd be tempted to set light to... whistle:
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that's hair that I'd be tempted to set light to... whistle:
If you could reach it. Bleedin' Ooompah Lumpah... 8)
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that's hair that I'd be tempted to set light to... whistle:
If you could reach it. Bleedin' Ooompah Lumpah... 8)
I am not tiny! cussing:
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
But I am none of those things! cussing:
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
But I console myself with the fact that he is rich ;D
Oh no that is my fantasy isn't it, so that meansin the real world he's poor as well as all those other things sad24: sad24:
Off to the cliff edge for me then eeek:
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For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.
Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)
Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.
My hair was both shaved and long at the same time. Somewhat like the chap on the left here, although mine was either blonde or blue...yes, I was young.
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How on earth did you get your crash helmet on in those fashion driven days MR????????? rubschin:
I used to have trouble with mine and mine was only shoulder length/straight and pointed southwards ::)
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
But I console myself with the fact that he is rich ;D
Oh no that is my fantasy isn't it, so that meansin the real world he's poor as well as all those other things sad24: sad24:
Off to the cliff edge for me then eeek:
I might have someone for you eyes:
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
But I console myself with the fact that he is rich ;D
Oh no that is my fantasy isn't it, so that meansin the real world he's poor as well as all those other things sad24: sad24:
Off to the cliff edge for me then eeek:
Don't be silly LL. It's not what a man looks like or how much money he has that matters. What counts is what he is like as a person, his "inner man". Hmmmmmmmm. Take your point ~ save me a space at the cliff edge.
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
He might be famous though...I'm sure he's been in films... rubschin:
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I hereby disassociate myself from this thread… scared2: ::) evil:
Me too. surrender:
boxing Me 'virtually' duffing up BM for cheekiness
boxing Wenchy 'virtually' duffing up S for cheekiness
Then we swap over and duff you up all over again - ha ha, ha ha. la la. ha ha. tee hee. la la. etc etc evil:
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
He might be famous though...I'm sure he's been in films... rubschin:
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Come on now - not EVEN moi could not kiss that and turn it into a prince sick2:
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
He might be famous though...I'm sure he's been in films... rubschin:
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I had him more as
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
But I console myself with the fact that he is rich ;D
Oh no that is my fantasy isn't it, so that meansin the real world he's poor as well as all those other things sad24: sad24:
Off to the cliff edge for me then eeek:
I might have someone for you eyes:
Mr. Wench? happy001
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If you see what I mean
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
He might be famous though...I'm sure he's been in films... rubschin:
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I had him more as
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They are both s shocked003: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo similar it's REALLY scary
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If you see what I mean
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Thats a face that just make my fingers itch to slap it evil:
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::)
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Bald, short and fat! eeek: LL is so dating down!
But I console myself with the fact that he is rich ;D
Oh no that is my fantasy isn't it, so that meansin the real world he's poor as well as all those other things sad24: sad24:
Off to the cliff edge for me then eeek:
I might have someone for you eyes:
Mr. Wench? happy001
The point you are atempting to make IS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
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If you see what I mean
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Thats a face that just make my fingers itch to slap it evil:
That, Dear LL, is the face of a short, fat, bad man with a f*ck of a lot of money
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You could go there. redface:
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If you see what I mean
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Thats a face that just make my fingers itch to slap it evil:
That, Dear LL, is the face of a short, fat, bad man with a f*ck of a lot of money
Okay Snoopy my love - back down to earth with a bump - best stay with what I know I think - muscular but still slim, middleaged but still young looking, poor but with a heart of gold, sex god BM whacky115 whacky115 whacky115
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If you see what I mean
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Thats a face that just make my fingers itch to slap it evil:
That, Dear LL, is the face of a short, fat, bad man with a f*ck of a lot of money
Okay Snoopy my love - back down to earth with a bump - best stay with what I know I think - muscular but still slim, middleaged but still young looking, poor but with a heart of gold, sex god BM
cloud9:
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Omigawd ~ It's lurve time folks! sick2:
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Omigawd ~ It's lurve time folks! sick2:
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I'm feeling lucky Snoops.. whistle:
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Don't count your chickens my boy ~ there is time yet for you to upset an applecart or two before supper, let alone bedtime.
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Don't count your chickens my boy ~ there is time yet for you to upset an applecart or two before supper, let alone bedtime.
We’re having a romantic supper of sausage ‘n mash… what could go wrong? cloud9:
Apart from my heart of course… rubschin:
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Don't count your chickens my boy ~ there is time yet for you to upset an applecart or two before supper, let alone bedtime.
We’re having a romantic supper of sausage ‘n mash… what could go wrong? cloud9:
Apart from my heart of course… rubschin:
Did you not see the loony tunes emoticon?
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Don't count your chickens my boy ~ there is time yet for you to upset an applecart or two before supper, let alone bedtime.
We’re having a romantic supper of sausage ‘n mash… what could go wrong? cloud9:
Apart from my heart of course… rubschin:
You'll be fine, just go easy on the onion gravy.
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Don't count your chickens my boy ~ there is time yet for you to upset an applecart or two before supper, let alone bedtime.
We’re having a romantic supper of sausage ‘n mash… what could go wrong? cloud9:
Apart from my heart of course… rubschin:
Did you not see the loony tunes emoticon?
Nope! ;D
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Bless, ignorance is bliss.
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Bless, ignorance is bliss.
Indeed! cloud9:
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Bless, ignorance is bliss.
Indeed! cloud9:
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I am still tidying my office angel1
You must have a very big office, or a very untidy office ;)
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The Chardonnays all get scrucnhies!
Is that some new STD?
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doh:
Scrunchies:
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Used for:
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And deeply unfashionable according to the girls in Mr Wench's class at school. noooo:
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Oh yes ~ we have had that debate.
"I don't care whether you use a scrunchy, an alice band, a rubber band or have your bloody hair cut but I will not watch you sit there with it dangling into your plate!" cussing:
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He had one in his pocket that fell out when he pulled out his hanky. The girls now think I am old with no fashion sense. sad24:
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He had one in his pocket that fell out when he pulled out his hanky. The girls now think I am old with no fashion sense. sad24:
Well if that was their assumption he got off lightly. whistle:
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He had one in his pocket that fell out when he pulled out his hanky. The girls now think I am old with no fashion sense. sad24:
Well if that was their assumption he got off lightly. whistle:
It wasn't their initial assumption. I think he had to explain himself. redface: Not as much as the time as lipstick fell out of his pocket though. redface:
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I once pulled a Lil-Let out of my pocket in front of a roomful of teenage girls Banghead Banghead Banghead
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My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.
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And pray, what was the explanation? eyes:
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And pray, what was the explanation? eyes:
I told her that they must have fallen out of our laundry basket that I had picked up from the local washarama and that the dozy bint that ran it often got peoples stuff mixed up.
I don't think she believed me but if you lie big enough, often enough etc.
But if people will go snooping around under the seats of my car they have only themselves to blame for what they find!
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That's what you told her evil:. What was the explanation? eyes:
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For shame Snoopy! FOR SHAME!
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That's what you told her evil:. What was the explanation? eyes:
I'd been having it off with with the barmaid at the pub next door to the launderette.
Well ~ who wants to spend two hours watching clothes go round and round? tunble:
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noooo:
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No barmaid is safe with SNoopy eveilgrin:
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I will not watch you sit there with it dangling into your plate!
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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That thought had crossed my mind too!
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I will not watch you sit there with it dangling into your plate!
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Her bloody hair you dolts!
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My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.
What, your black eye and broken nose? point:
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My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.
What, your black eye and broken nose? point:
No ~ the knickers were black tho'
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My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.
What, your black eye and broken nose? point:
No ~ the knickers were black tho'
And lace?
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There was a delicate frill as I recall.
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Oh! Sorry .... ignoring you were we?
And what colour are yours today my dear?
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Oh! Sorry .... ignoring you were we?
And what colour are yours today my dear?
Ignore away I have my new camera. cloud9:
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Oh! Sorry .... ignoring you were we?
And what colour are yours today my dear?
Ignore away I have my new camera. cloud9:
Tits out then - I need a boost... whistle:
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Oh! Sorry .... ignoring you were we?
And what colour are yours today my dear?
Ignore away I have my new camera. cloud9:
Tits out then - I need a boost... whistle:
Tsk ~ She's prolly still trying to work out how to put the film in. whistle:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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Oh! Sorry .... ignoring you were we?
And what colour are yours today my dear?
Ignore away I have my new camera. cloud9:
Tits out then - I need a boost... whistle:
Tsk ~ She's prolly still trying to work out how to put the film in. whistle:
lol: lol: lol: lol: - Boosted! happy088
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It takes film! eeek: That would explain why I can't get the card in then! Banghead
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Having not had a haircut in 18 months .......off to hairdresser Monday.... Thumbs:
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BM has not had one in 20 years whistle:
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BM has not had one in 20 years whistle:
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Or a haircut whistle:
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Or a haircut whistle:
cussing:
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Having not had a haircut in 18 months .......off to hairdresser Monday.... Thumbs:
Miss T wants me to get other haircut........ eeek:
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Having not had a haircut in 18 months .......off to hairdresser Monday.... Thumbs:
Miss T wants me to get other haircut........ eeek:
:thumbsup:
I'm getting to the stage when other haircut means the other hair cry:
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Having not had a haircut in 18 months .......off to hairdresser Monday.... Thumbs:
Miss T wants me to get other haircut........ eeek:
So you look like Daniel Craig or Princess Diana?
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Having not had a haircut in 18 months .......off to hairdresser Monday.... Thumbs:
Miss T wants me to get other haircut........ eeek:
The Baldymort look? rubschin:
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Having not had a haircut in 18 months .......off to hairdresser Monday.... Thumbs:
Miss T wants me to get other haircut........ eeek:
The Baldymort look? rubschin:
Oi! cussing: