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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:59:45 PM
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Your car is ready sir, after its service, when you wish to collect it.
There are a few extras.
Oh shit scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Extras?
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Your car is ready sir, after its service, when you wish to collect it.
There are a few extras.
Oh shit scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Prolly silly little things like new wipers, oil change, new oil filter, brake pads, four new tyres ... minor things like that.
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Your car is ready sir, after its service, when you wish to collect it.
There are a few extras.
Oh shit scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Prolly silly little things like new wipers, oil change, new oil filter, brake pads, four new tyres ... minor things like that.
new front wing, new rear wing, bumper, windscreen, etc. whistle:
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This is Captain Calamity we are talking about here Snoop, more likeky a reinforced roll cage, lexan windscreen, armour platng and run flat tires whistle:
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Exhaust, indicator bulbs, back axle, drive shaft .... they can always find something to add £100 to your bill no matter what the car went in for.
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This is Captain Calamity we are talking about here Snoop, more likeky a reinforced roll cage, lexan windscreen, armour platng and run flat tires whistle:
Nah ~ I've seen his car. Only lacks a man with a red flag. ::)
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Exhaust, indicator bulbs, back axle, drive shaft .... they can always find something to add £100 to your bill no matter what the car went in for.
It is the oil that gets me! Banghead
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'cactly.
My car is a fully serviced deal, fixed monthly rate and they do everything and I get a new one every three years. Mrs S however has her own Corsa and that costs £100 every time it goes into the service bay. Never more, never less. I think it must be the only number the mechanic can write on the bill.
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This is Captain Calamity we are talking about here Snoop, more likeky a reinforced roll cage, lexan windscreen, armour platng and run flat tires whistle:
Nah ~ I've seen his car. Only lacks a man with a red flag. ::)
That isnt surprising Snoop, would you want to stand in front of Nick when he's at the wheel? scared2:
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No ... I stood behind the closed gate to wave goodbye.
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It was that pothole what did the damage.
evil:
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It was that pothole what did the damage.
evil:
And the dustcart of course... whistle:
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That was Mrs Nick's car.
Mine was the pothole. Those alloy wheels cost a packet!
Ask Growler.
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That was Mrs Nick's car.
Mine was the pothole. Those alloy wheels cost a packet!
Ask Growler.
Can't Growler 'acquire' some for you? whistle:
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That was Mrs Nick's car.
Mine was the pothole. Those alloy wheels cost a packet!
Ask Growler.
Send the bill to the council.
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Tsk!
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I imagine Growler knows Norman Hand!
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Exhaust, indicator bulbs, back axle, drive shaft .... they can always find something to add £100 to your bill no matter what the car went in for.
Not all garages are like that - I had two new ball joints (no smutty jokes please) and they cost £100 without fitting, a full service, MOT and two new tyres. Total bill £420.
The blank comment was due to my system still being extremely slow - I think it got itself into a bit of a flap!
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Exhaust, indicator bulbs, back axle, drive shaft .... they can always find something to add £100 to your bill no matter what the car went in for.
Is that it? Speechless?
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Exhaust, indicator bulbs, back axle, drive shaft .... they can always find something to add £100 to your bill no matter what the car went in for.
Is that it? Speechless?
No... this is speechless...
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Fixed - apologies!
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'sall right matey .... lol:
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That was Mrs Nick's car.
Mine was the pothole. Those alloy wheels cost a packet!
Ask Growler.
Send the bill to the council.
On the other hand check the council car parks to see if any of their cars have alloy wheels and then unleash the boy...... whistle:
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It needs three new tyres.Fortunatley Norman's brother runs a tyre business ( rubschin:). I am booked in for 10, but The Boy hasn't woken up yet! evil:
Correction: he has woken up and accidentally tipped the contents of an entire box of Cheerios onto the kitchen floor! evil:
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Why didn't you wake him up earlier?!?
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Why didn't you wake him up earlier?!?
Hadn't got the cheerios.
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Why didn't you wake him up earlier?!?
Why should I, it is peaceful when he is asleep evil:
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It needs three new tyres.Fortunatley Norman's brother runs a tyre business ( rubschin:). I am booked in for 10, but The Boy hasn't woken up yet! evil:
Correction: he has woken up and accidentally tipped the contents of an entire box of Cheerios onto the kitchen floor! evil:
If you need three why are you having ten? rubschin:
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It needs three new tyres.Fortunatley Norman's brother runs a tyre business ( rubschin:). I am booked in for 10, but The Boy hasn't woken up yet! evil:
Correction: he has woken up and accidentally tipped the contents of an entire box of Cheerios onto the kitchen floor! evil:
If you need three why are you having ten? rubschin:
And you wonder why your torture never ends ::)
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Why didn't you wake him up earlier?!?
Hadn't got the cheerios.
They are donut seeds you know.
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Ahem!
I thought you said you are not blonde?
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::)
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It needs three new tyres.Fortunatley Norman's brother runs a tyre business ( rubschin:). I am booked in for 10, but The Boy hasn't woken up yet! evil:
Correction: he has woken up and accidentally tipped the contents of an entire box of Cheerios onto the kitchen floor! evil:
If you need three why are you having ten? rubschin:
It only needed two in the end.£110 Banghead Banghead
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Why didn't you wake him up earlier?!?
Hadn't got the cheerios.
They are donut seeds you know.
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=3268.msg65024#msg65024
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Why didn't you wake him up earlier?!?
Hadn't got the cheerios.
They are donut seeds you know.
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=3268.msg65024#msg65024
Yes dear that is where I got it from. ::)
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evil: ©
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Why didn't you wake him up earlier?!?
Hadn't got the cheerios.
They are donut seeds you know.
Do they prefer shade and acid soil?
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It needs three new tyres.Fortunatley Norman's brother runs a tyre business ( rubschin:). I am booked in for 10, but The Boy hasn't woken up yet! evil:
Correction: he has woken up and accidentally tipped the contents of an entire box of Cheerios onto the kitchen floor! evil:
If you need three why are you having ten? rubschin:
And you wonder why your torture never ends ::)
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It needs three new tyres.Fortunatley Norman's brother runs a tyre business ( rubschin:). I am booked in for 10, but The Boy hasn't woken up yet! evil:
Correction: he has woken up and accidentally tipped the contents of an entire box of Cheerios onto the kitchen floor! evil:
If you need three why are you having ten? rubschin:
It only needed two in the end.£110 Banghead Banghead
Sounds pricey. What size are they? I got two 225/55V16s for £80, balanced, fitted and with the tracking done whistle:
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Bastardo!
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Bastardo!
Bastardo eh? That new Italian make… noooo:
Should’ve stuck to Dunlop or something simple… whistle:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:
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Bastardo!
Now, now Nicholas! ;D
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Only women ever call me that, and only when I am in trouble.
Why do they do that, eh?
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Only women ever call me that, and only when I am in trouble.
Why do they do that, eh?
Your lucky, when I get in trouble I am called far, far worse surrender:
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Only women ever call me that, and only when I am in trouble.
Why do they do that, eh?
Funny that.... my mother and first wife only ever used my real name when I was in the sh*t.
Current wife never calls me anything else. Odd confused:
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Presumably you are always in the shit nowadays then eveilgrin:
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That was Mrs Nick's car.
Mine was the pothole. Those alloy wheels cost a packet!
Ask Growler.
Can't Growler 'acquire' some for you? whistle:
I'll need 4 bricks to do that. ;)
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Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of CUlture year you know!
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I imagine Growler knows Norman Hand!
Never 'eard of him. Who is he?
Not some gonk that was 'recommended' by one of you pissed up mates down the pub....and 'take cash only mind'...is it?
::)
Wish you'd ask me before plundering ahead with these grease monkeys that no one's ever heard of.
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Presumably you are always in the shit nowadays then eveilgrin:
rubschin: Hadn't thought of that ..... thanks pal!
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Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of CUlture year you know!
What's one of them? confused:
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Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of Ordure year you know!
Corrected, for you. whistle:
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Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of CUlture year you know!
What's one of them? confused:
Word of the week
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=dolt (http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=dolt)
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Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of CUlture year you know!
What's one of them? confused:
Word of the week
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=dolt (http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=dolt)
Interesting, but prefer most of these others tbqu:
stupid, stupid person, stupe, dullard, dolt, pudding head, pudden-head, poor fish, pillock, dick 'ed, knob 'ed, tosser, eejit, plank, vacumn 'ed (a person who is not very bright)
Anyway you dork. WHO TF IS NORMAN, for the second time of asking? ::)