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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on April 02, 2008, 05:04:14 AM

Title: Caption Compo #8,964¼
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2008, 05:04:14 AM

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Black Copper "My wife, she is like dis"
Lying Politician: “What, big tits?”
Black Copper: “No, arthritis”

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Title: Re: Caption Compo #8,964¼
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2008, 07:39:41 AM

Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2008, 05:04:14 AM

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Black Copper "I is tellin' you missus. It am dis big"
Lying Politician: “That's a whopper”
Black Copper: “No bigger dan de ones you tells lady”

Title: Re: Caption Compo #8,964¼
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2008, 06:27:22 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on April 02, 2008, 07:39:41 AM

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Black Copper: “Don't look behind me missy, but PC Snoopy is shaving his ear-hair again”

Title: Re: Caption Compo #8,964¼
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2008, 06:33:25 PM

Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2008, 05:04:14 AM

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Policeman at the back right of the group:

"Hello, I'd like to order a drive by shooting please..."