The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Bar Room Bore on May 22, 2007, 02:03:50 PM
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It's decision time. Dot is not keen on my new assertive and sparkling persona and has gone to stay with her mother. Olga seems interested in coming to my bungalow for a visit. Any thoughts on how I should welcome her? Trad English (pies, beer) or Russian stuff (fish eggs, vodka)?
I want to make her feel at home, but this may become her home. Perplexed of Broadstairs
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bugger me till i'm bandy noooo: noooo: whistle: censored:
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bugger me till i'm bandy
Not again.
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That is between you 2.
See me in Agony Corner!
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DOT is back, she has had a "makeover". The transformation is quite startling. She has put Olga's belongings in a bin liner
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I can hardly wait to hear the next thrilling episode.
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DOT is back, she has had a "makeover". The transformation is quite startling. She has put Olga's belongings in a bin liner
Picture? scared2:
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in a bin liner
Picture? scared2:
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in a bin liner
Picture? scared2:
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Hmmmm! She reminds me of a girl I once knew in Damascus. You sure her name is Dot?
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No, it's the BF. He teaches in a primary school as cover for his evil schemes.
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eeek: scared2: eeek:
He'll be really cross when he finds out that his cover is grown
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grown?
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grown?
Blown. I am on the phone! Getting confused!
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Ah, for the first time in years I had the word "prepuce" in my mind.
DON'T LOOK IT UP!
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grown?
Blown. I am on the phone! Getting confused!
I thought you girls could multi-task? noooo:
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They always say that, always, but when I phone SWMBO she always says "I can only do one thing at once!"
Yiou work it out eeek:
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They always say that, always, but when I phone SWMBO she always says "I can only do one thing at once!"
Yiou work it out eeek:
noooo:
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I am sure the Wench can do at least five things at once. drumroll:
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I am sure the Wench can do at least five things at once. drumroll:
As long as two of them aren?t ?being on the ?phone? and ?typing?. whistle:
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1) On the phone
2) Typing here
3) Looking up pricing
4) Planning schedule for tomorrow
5) Writting text to arrange tonight
6) Contemplating shirt/tie combo for Mr Wench for tomorrow
7) Trying to do all the above with some semblance of competence.
IT ISN'T EASY.
Colleague across the office, male, can't even manage to talk on the phone and look up pricing at the same time. ::)
Nick, we only say that when it isn't something we want to do.
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1) On the phone
2) Typing here
3) Looking up pricing
4) Planning schedule for tomorrow
5) Writting text to arrange tonight
6) Contemplating shirt/tie combo for Mr Wench for tomorrow
7) Trying to do all the above with some semblance of competence.
IT ISN'T EASY.
Colleague across the office, male, can't even manage to talk on the phone and look up pricing at the same time. ::)
Nick, we only say that when it isn't something we want to do.
I thought you didn?t have anything to do ?til the 28th October or something? noooo:
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Ah I see.
NO I don't. CAn we have a male PUB and a female PUB? With a virtual door.
They are mad!
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28th October or something?
Can we all come?
So to speak. cry:
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1) On the phone
2) Typing here
3) Looking up pricing
4) Planning schedule for tomorrow
5) Writting text to arrange tonight
6) Contemplating shirt/tie combo for Mr Wench for tomorrow
7) Trying to do all the above with some semblance of competence.
IT ISN'T EASY.
Colleague across the office, male, can't even manage to talk on the phone and look up pricing at the same time. ::)
Nick, we only say that when it isn't something we want to do.
I thought you didn?t have anything to do ?til the 28th October or something? noooo:
That will be after September. We are now in the last half term of the Summer term. From here on in things become hectic. Not at work you understand but life in general.
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Can I be a bridesmaid. I scrub up well!
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Can I be a bridesmaid. I scrub up well!
THERE IS NO WEDDING!!!!! When there is, Nick would you wear peach?
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Can I be a bridesmaid. I scrub up well!
THERE IS NO WEDDING!!!!! When there is, Nick would you wear peach?
i've been eating peaches off my tree today - feel sick now tho sick2:
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Can I be a bridesmaid. I scrub up well!
THERE IS NO WEDDING!!!!! When there is, Nick would you wear peach?
i've been eating peaches off my tree today - feel sick now tho sick2:
What on earth does that have to do with
1) multi-tasking
2) weddings
3) Nick's desire to dress in womens clothes?
NOTHING. Be quiet man!
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You asked Nick to wear peach ? it?s as relevant as any other link on here ? more so than most! cussing:
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Bollocks!
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Bollocks!
I stand corrected. scared2:
[steps back]
Painters I expect
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Bollocks!
I stand corrected. scared2:
[steps back]
Painters I expect
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grown?
Blown. I am on the phone! Getting confused!
Pardon my presumption, but I suspect BF is very much aware of the difference between being 'grown' and 'blown'.
I can also make a good guess at which he would prefer. redface:
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Peach suits me drumroll:
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Attended a wedding on Saturday at which the Bridesmaids were in peach 40s style flapper dresses, however the theme was black and white? eeek: All very odd. Still not a goer on the peach.
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Following her makeover and her brief meeting with Olga, Dot has just told me that she wants to "experiment" with being a lesbian.
She has gone off in a huff, and a taxi, I know not where, and left me with a pile of washing and cleaning.
Please help or advise.........
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Make a clean break of it ~ Take a week off and do all the washing, ironing and cleaning. You'll feel much better.
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I advise him to go to Agony Corner. I have the solution!!
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Following her makeover and her brief meeting with Olga, Dot has just told me that she wants to "experiment" with being a lesbian.
She has gone off in a huff, and a taxi, I know not where, and left me with a pile of washing and cleaning.
Please help or advise.........
1) separate whites
2) leave cleaning cf. Quentin Crisp and dust
3) call Dot on mobile and get her to bring 'experiment' home eyes: