The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on April 02, 2008, 11:04:02 AM
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...in the next hour or so because the fire brigade in the area is a bit busy:
More than 30 firefighters tackling a blaze in a large barn (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7326334.stm)
"It contains workshop equipment and cylinders of nitrogen, oxygen and argon gases as well as six empty ones.
"Next to the barn is a building containing 16 tonnes of ammonia nitrate and 900 litres of diesel. Cooling operations are in progress," he said.
I'll probably hear the bang from here.
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Insurance job!
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Probably someone having a crafty fag where they shouldn't.
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lol: lol: lol:
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Does it/Did it have a bike shed?
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Does it/Did it have a bike shed?
It has just occured to me that when you visited us last year you never said a word about having a ciggy but found a polite excuse for a stroll in the back garden where you had a couple of fags ....... standing next to the oil tank shocked003
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Well at least you are still there.And as I recall you stood down wind of me and breathed deeply. Mind you, women do that all the time
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I'm still trying to work out the significance of that last sentence. rubschin:
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You deeply inhaled his second hand smoke.
Apparently women like to inhale Nick's natural aroma. eeek:
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Well ~ so long as that is all he means .......................... whistle:
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PHEROMONES
That air hostess just called. How do you get an air hostess off your back?
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PHEROMONES
That air hostess just called. How do you get an air hostess off your back?
Turn over and shout "Doors to manual"
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I will try that.Wise advice!
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PHEROMONES
That air hostess just called. How do you get an air hostess off your back?
Tell her you are no longer Nick but Nicola?
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Good plan.
Note to self: but wig and size 14 dress.ALso mules
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I think mules take a size 18 rather than 14.
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You deeply inhaled his second hand smoke.
Apparently women like to inhale Nick's natural aroma. eeek:
I can answer that one Wenchy. Its been scientifically proven that the human nose is able to detect danger so they would have just been making sure they'd recognise the scent of Captain Calamity in case he's nearby in the future so they'd know to leg it.
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I may have to shag her to get the whole thing over with. On the other hand, NOT noooo:
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Well I've told you before ....
It is often a mistake to sleep with a woman ~ It is ALWAYS a mistake not to.
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Quite.
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Think of what Mrs Nick would do if she found out. scared2:
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I was given the task of replacing a toilet seat.
I have done it.
I also need three stitches in my forehead.There is blood everyhwere!
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What on earth have you done? eeek:
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Corrosion. Bolt flew off. Blood!
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Think of what Mrs Nick would do if she found out. scared2:
Leave him? happy088
Gerrit sorted Nick! I'll move in with you then , and we'll share her. The air girl that is, not Mrs Nick.
You cook the leeks and other chefy stuff, and I'll fix your car
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I cook a nice leek. Lewt's get muddy togeether!
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I cook a nice leek. Lewt's get muddy togeether!
Taste like grass to me. What's the point. Grass is for cows.
Mrs Growler likes leeks. rubschin:
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She sticks needles in people. Is that your concern?
Wear Kevlar, like Harriet Harman.
ANd now attend to your effing messages. Dolt
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In fact, Mrs Growler actually likes many crappy (imho) things, except me of course.
Cosidering she likes 'natural' things, she should really like me, as I'm 'earthy' apparently.
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Is that another way of saying smells like shite? ;)
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In fact, Mrs Growler actually likes many crappy (imho) things, except me of course.
Cosidering she likes 'natural' things, she should really like me, as I'm 'earthy' apparently.
He is a muddy bugger
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Is that another way of saying smells like shite? ;)
Bloody cheeky mare. cussing:
NO. It means I'm down to earth, and complain about most things regulary, rather than just sit behind 'the curtains quivering'.
Ask me about what happened a week last Sunday if you like...bloody curtain twitchers. Whole road of 'em except me and a copper who lives up the road with his dog.....Alsation that is, not his wife....armed with two milk bottles and a rake.....me not him, he told me to put them away. cussing:
I wanted to bury them...in someones skull. cussing:
Mrs G say's I'm barkin'. IT WAS THE BLOODY ALSATION! Wimmin. ::)
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Can enow get muddytogether?
I have 2 small children panting for it!
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Can enow get muddytogether?
I have 2 small children panting for it!
To use the most common sentence that I use around here....IN A MINUTE. cussing:
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About an hour then!