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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 02:03:36 PM
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Today has not gone well for him either angry041:
Up on our roof at the moment, can't hear the swearing from here !
Think he needs some cheering up boys and girls happy100
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You could shine lights on his head and have a disco!
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That should help.
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I think I know what she is on about, but I dare not think she means it rubschin:
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Bravo Wenchy - it made me laugh anyway and thats good because at the moment its hard living with Mr. Grumpy Bum whistle:
Not sure Nick - think he might give me a slap, off the slaphead perhaps whistle:
Post more (unporno please) pic's to cheer him up people razz:
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Mr Grumpus needs to go and see Horton Hears a Who then he will know all about grumpusing yes he will!
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The Man is insatiable
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Think I might be learning a few NEW swear words soon - thats once he gets past the 'I don't f****** believe this'' stage sad24:
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Mr Grumpus needs to go and see Horton Hears a Who then he will know all about grumpusing yes he will!
No, it's torture evil:
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You could put him on a plane to Scallypool and give him a break. Or come here yourself eyes:
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Today has not gone well for him either
Up on our roof at the moment, can't hear the swearing from here !
Does the new £4000 watch not work indoors then?
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You could put him on a plane to Scallypool and give him a break. Or come here yourself eyes:
Cheeky boy ;D
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Today has not gone well for him either
Up on our roof at the moment, can't hear the swearing from here !
Does the new £4000 watch not work indoors then?
That's a good point! He has a posh new watch, posh new jeans! Tell him to stop his sodding grousing and get on with it!
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Today has not gone well for him either
Up on our roof at the moment, can't hear the swearing from here !
Does the new £4000 watch not work indoors then?
That's a good point! He has a posh new watch, posh new jeans! Tell him to stop his sodding grousing and get on with it!
Maybe neither of them fit?
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Today has not gone well for him either
Up on our roof at the moment, can't hear the swearing from here !
Does the new £4000 watch not work indoors then?
Hasn't got it yet - bloke is bringing it out with him at the end of April I think (have just sent him the money for it) anyway I might be mean and NOT let him wear it until his official birthday day - that should make things much better whistle:
Why when perhaps I'm a little grumpy its demed to be irrational and probably hormonal and get told stuff like 'don't take it out on me' and when the boot is on the other foot it's not being negative (currently stomping around like this he is thatsit:) but soley due to the rest of the other buggers ::)
Apparently even the bee's (buzz buzz buzz) were against him eeek:
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He apologised for being a grumpus to the hound and I the other day! eeek:
I nearly fell over!
Something with a penis saying sorry!?!? eeek:
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Think I might be learning a few NEW swear words soon - thats once he gets past the 'I don't f****** believe this'' stage sad24:
There are no new swear words .... only variations on a theme.
Meanwhile suggest you put more beer in the fridge, have a shower and and put on only a winning smile. eyes:
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Presumably Wenchy always checks!
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He apologised for being a grumpus to the hound and I the other day! eeek:
I nearly fell over!
Something with a penis saying sorry!?!? eeek:
Blood I would have fallen over I think - in umpty ump years I can still count (probably on one hand) the official sorry's I've received from BM.
Seriously he is a bit down - making him do manual work this week causes it I think happy001 happy001 happy001 oh sorry I really meant happy100 happy100 happy100
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Think I might be learning a few NEW swear words soon - thats once he gets past the 'I don't f****** believe this'' stage sad24:
There are no new swear words .... only variations on a theme.
Meanwhile suggest you put more beer in the fridge, have a shower and and put on only a winning smile. eyes:
I'll try it - just off to the Heath for walkies - coming along Mr. Snoops eyes:
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Well if he doesn't labour then he won't have any money to buy new toys with. noooo:
Poor BM having to work like the rest of us do. noooo:
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Presumably Wenchy always checks!
If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.
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Several thoughts come to mind, but all of them are unprintable!
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Presumably Wenchy always checks!
If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.
If your penis SPOKE when it was handled you'd be front news in the Daily Star or something similar.............
No more smut now - you all knew exactly what Wenchy was saying - so don't pretend you didn't evil:
Come on post things to cheer up BM - I've promised him now eeek:
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Presumably Wenchy always checks!
If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.
One checks by kicking! eveilgrin:
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Whimper scared2:
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Whimper scared2:
Indeed so you should!
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You would have to aim very accurately (Mrs S#2 tells me) eveilgrin:
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You would have to aim very accurately (Mrs S#2 tells me) eveilgrin:
Bitch! (You not her)
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What on earth were you discussing that that came up?!? eeek:
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I may have missed something here but isn't he supposed to be out earning money by honest toil?
Why is he p*ssing about on your roof?
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Learning how to fly?
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At a wedding, the D.J. polled the guests to see who had been married the longest.
The winners were then asked, "What advice do you have for the newlyweds?"
The wife quickly responded, "The three most important words in a marriage are 'You're probably right'."
Everyone then looked at the husband.
He said, "Yeah. She's probably right!"
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cry:
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I am here with a beer... sad24:
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Perfik! cloud9:
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You know one of those weeks when everything goes wrong? noooo:
Well, I’ve had one this week… been very busy (which is good) but problematic. Not big things (‘till today) but annoying stuff…
Get to top of ladder and drop vital /screw/washer/nut, etc.
Climb on roof having forgotten (for the tenth time) vital component
Connector with only two parts fails to work while you are hanging precariously off of roof
Work all day yesterday on an installation only to find I’d left the vital cable at home and had to go all the way back with it today.
And today… after numerous other issues I had to visit a customer with a broken system. It is on an unusual satellite and I couldn’t find it in the sky… after three hours waving the bloody thing around the balcony that I was on became infested with bees! Banghead
Yes, fucking millions of bees swarming all over the place and I had to hide inside for an hour… cussing:
I think it was at that point that I started waving my fist at the sky and shouting ‘why me?’ sad24:
Anyhoo… I couldn’t finish the job so have to go again tomorrow before driving up to the ‘tother end of the island and installing another…
I fear more ranting will follow…
Why me? noooo:
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The bees were attacted by y0ur shiny head?
Paint it!
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The bees were attacted by y0ur shiny head?
Paint it!
Also possible solution to satalite problems. Perhaps the beams were being bounced off you dome?
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Presumably Wenchy always checks!
If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.
One checks by kicking! eveilgrin:
Very sensible.
I always kick mine if it starts talking.
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I am not bald! Banghead
The customer is tho... rubschin:
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Grumpy as a bear with a bald head
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I'd be careful hound, I wouldnt put it past Old Baldy to have you booked in for a poodle cut.... point:
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I am calm now... whistle:
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Will that be before or after Wenchy has kicked me in the nuts?
Well she is going to look pretty silly kicking Mrs Snoopy's handbag down the High Street that's all I can say.
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Will that be before or after Wenchy has kicked me in the nuts?
Well she is going to look pretty silly kicking Mrs Snoopy's handbag down the High Street that's all I can say.
Your nuts are in Mrs. S's handbag shocked003 :lalalala whacky115 shocked003 :lalalala whacky115 shocked003 :lalalala whacky115
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Will that be before or after Wenchy has kicked me in the nuts?
Well she is going to look pretty silly kicking Mrs Snoopy's handbag down the High Street that's all I can say.
Your nuts are in Mrs. S's handbag shocked003 :lalalala whacky115 shocked003 :lalalala whacky115 shocked003 :lalalala whacky115
It's OK, they are safely stored in a jar of pickles.
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I suppose you keep BM's in a box on your dressing table. ::)
As Basil Fawlty once memorably said in response to Sybil's "You had better, You know what'll happen if you don't"
"You'll have to sew them back on first"
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I suppose you keep BM's in a box on your dressing table. ::)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
I let him keep them in his tool box drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
I thank you! (Imagine a bowing emoticon here poppets!!)
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They don't work anyway so they might as well be... noooo:
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They don't work anyway so they might as well be... noooo:
You'll always be my stud muffin eyes:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
You'll not live that one down BM
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happy001 happy001 happy001
You'll not live that one down BM
whistle:
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You know one of those weeks when everything goes wrong? noooo:
Well, I’ve had one this week… been very busy (which is good) but problematic. Not big things (‘till today) but annoying stuff…
Get to top of ladder and drop vital /screw/washer/nut, etc.
Climb on roof having forgotten (for the tenth time) vital component
Connector with only two parts fails to work while you are hanging precariously off of roof
Barman carries out his dynamic risk assessment then gets help up on the roof
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Presumably Wenchy always checks!
If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.
One checks by kicking! eveilgrin:
There are kicks... then there are kicks
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Today has not gone well for him either
Up on our roof at the moment, can't hear the swearing from here !
Does the new £4000 watch not work indoors then?
That's a good point! He has a posh new watch, posh new jeans! Tell him to stop his sodding grousing and get on with it!
Who is he trying to pull then? And at his age too, tut tut!
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I have insider knowledge that there is a bridesmaid with a rather large chest at the wedding. ;)
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Today has not gone well for him either
Up on our roof at the moment, can't hear the swearing from here !
Does the new £4000 watch not work indoors then?
That's a good point! He has a posh new watch, posh new jeans! Tell him to stop his sodding grousing and get on with it!
Who is he trying to pull then? And at his age too, tut tut!
Himself probably.
Thats why he can't see what he is doing on the roof. ::)
Stud muffin!
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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You know one of those weeks when everything goes wrong? noooo:
Well, I’ve had one this week… been very busy (which is good) but problematic. Not big things (‘till today) but annoying stuff…
Get to top of ladder and drop vital /screw/washer/nut, etc.
Climb on roof having forgotten (for the tenth time) vital component
Connector with only two parts fails to work while you are hanging precariously off of roof
Work all day yesterday on an installation only to find I’d left the vital cable at home and had to go all the way back with it today.
Unfortunately someone saw you 'hard at work'...
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You've been Busted old boy. point:
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Well we have visitors descending for the weekend, so I must go and do house work angel1
Banghead
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I have insider knowledge that there is a bridesmaid with a rather large chest at the wedding. ;)
Gemma... ( o Y o ) cloud9:
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I have insider knowledge that there is a bridesmaid with a rather large chest at the wedding. ;)
Gemma... ( o Y o ) cloud9:
Stud Muffin
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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You know one of those weeks when everything goes wrong? noooo:
Well, I’ve had one this week… been very busy (which is good) but problematic. Not big things (‘till today) but annoying stuff…
Get to top of ladder and drop vital /screw/washer/nut, etc.
Climb on roof having forgotten (for the tenth time) vital component
Connector with only two parts fails to work while you are hanging precariously off of roof
Work all day yesterday on an installation only to find I’d left the vital cable at home and had to go all the way back with it today.
Unfortunately someone saw you 'hard at work'...
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You've been Busted old boy. point:
Is he having a shite down the chimney? rubschin:
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You know one of those weeks when everything goes wrong? noooo:
Well, I’ve had one this week… been very busy (which is good) but problematic. Not big things (‘till today) but annoying stuff…
Get to top of ladder and drop vital /screw/washer/nut, etc.
Climb on roof having forgotten (for the tenth time) vital component
Connector with only two parts fails to work while you are hanging precariously off of roof
Work all day yesterday on an installation only to find I’d left the vital cable at home and had to go all the way back with it today.
Unfortunately someone saw you 'hard at work'...
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You've been Busted old boy. point:
Is he having a shite down the chimney? rubschin:
Do you?
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noooo: