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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2008, 03:08:18 PM

Title: Things not to say to the office canteen #35281
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2008, 03:08:18 PM

Just picked up Thai chicken for lunch and was making conversation with the chef when I commented on how we didnt seem to have as much of a seagull problem as we used to. Made the comment in complete innocence as I meant that it was more pleasant without the winged vermin, chef seemed to think I was commenting on the meat in the meal.  Banghead

Title: Re: Things not to say to the office canteen #35281
Post by: Snoopy on April 08, 2008, 03:17:39 PM

Just don't have the soup tomorrow ..... you know he will have p*ssed in it ~ just for you. whistle:

Title: Re: Things not to say to the office canteen #35281
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2008, 04:17:27 PM

Think I'll be taking lunch in tomorrow Snoop  scared2:

Title: Re: Things not to say to the office canteen #35281
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2008, 11:35:21 AM

Just went into the canteen to raid sugar and stirrers for the coffee machine and heard one of the staff saying

"God that looks disgusting, how come noboy's complained about it this week?"

Thankfully I brought lunch in with me today.  eeek:

Title: Re: Things not to say to the office canteen #35281
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2008, 12:22:17 PM

And ejected it onto the floor!

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