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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on April 09, 2008, 11:44:40 AM
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I thought I was being very smart this morning. I persuaded the customer to install the cables I needed (I hate that part of the job) while I installed the satellite dish on the roof. whistle:
Consequently, I was ‘job-done’ in double-quick time and home. cloud9:
Now I am installing trellis in the garden. Banghead
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And your point is? shrugs:
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And your point is? shrugs:
The universe hates a smart arse whistle:
Before you stalk off with your nose in the air I was answering your question Wenchy dear. noooo:
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That's alright then! lol:
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And your point is? shrugs:
My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... whistle:
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And your point is? shrugs:
My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... whistle:
And abandon LL?!?!? eeek: noooo:
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while I installed the satellite dish on the roof.
was Rod Hull not available ?
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And your point is? shrugs:
My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... whistle:
And abandon LL?!?!? eeek: noooo:
Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... whistle:
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while I installed the satellite dish on the roof.
was Rod Hull not available ?
Thankfully not... noooo:
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And your point is? shrugs:
My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... whistle:
And abandon LL?!?!? eeek: noooo:
Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... whistle:
In her hour of need. noooo:
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And your point is? shrugs:
My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... whistle:
And abandon LL?!?!? eeek: noooo:
Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... whistle:
In her hour of need. noooo:
redface:
I feel bad now... sad24:
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And your point is? shrugs:
My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... whistle:
And abandon LL?!?!? eeek: noooo:
Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... whistle:
In her hour of need. noooo:
redface:
I feel bad now... sad24:
As you should! Go and make her a cup of tea or something.
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And your point is? shrugs:
My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... whistle:
And abandon LL?!?!? eeek: noooo:
Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... whistle:
In her hour of need. noooo:
redface:
I feel bad now... sad24:
As you should! Go and make her a cup of tea or something.
She doesn't drink tea... noooo:
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Ok not tea then. Just go and make some sort of a nice gesture. Make her lunch or something.
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oR A BIG SHAG! razz:
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::)
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He is very quiet/busy rubschin:
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Ok not tea then. Just go and make some sort of a nice gesture. Make her lunch or something.
I made lunch! cussing:
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oR A BIG SHAG! razz:
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rubschin:
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He is very quiet/busy rubschin:
I am covering the house in trellis! Banghead
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BTW don't do a google image search for 'shag'... sick2:
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I can't imagine that I would ever think that is a good idea! eeek:
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I can't imagine that I would ever think that is a good idea! eeek:
Not with 'safe search' switched off... noooo:
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I can't imagine that I would ever think that is a good idea! eeek:
Not with 'safe search' switched off... noooo:
eeek:
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Anyway, how are you managing to post whilst simultaneously erecting trellis? whistle:
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Anyway, how are you managing to post whilst simultaneously erecting
point:
eeek:
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Anyway, how are you managing to post whilst simultaneously erecting trellis? whistle:
I have to sneak off... redface:
"I'm just fetching a hammer..."
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Anyway, how are you managing to post whilst simultaneously erecting trellis? whistle:
I have to sneak off... redface:
"I'm just fetching a hammer..."
You should be ashamed of yourself! noooo:
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Anyway, how are you managing to post whilst simultaneously erecting trellis? whistle:
I have to sneak off... redface:
"I'm just fetching a hammer..."
You should be ashamed of yourself! noooo:
I am... shame on me... redface:
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eeek:
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I think I'll take the dog for a walk... noooo:
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I think I'll take the dog for a walk... noooo:
Euphemism of the Year eeek:
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I'm just going outside... I may be some time... noooo:
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Dont worry Wenchy, odds are LL will put BM's new watch on Ebay once she reads this thread...... whistle:
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I'd put his bollocks on ebay!
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Something tells me you'd make a loss there Wenchy. whistle:
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rubschin: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Something tells me you'd make a loss there Wenchy. whistle:
Point of order here, you cannot make a loss. You can suffer, or incur a loss, but not make one.
Yes, I'm still bored.
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If you are feeling that bored try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKHbSxnfB8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKHbSxnfB8)
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::)
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He's bored and I was just sent the link, seemed a good idea at the time Snoop. redface:
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Oh all right ~ I s'pose it was in a good cause.
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I was trying to find the Monty Python Holy Grail Star Wars one which went around this morning but that was the only one I came up with.
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I was trying to find the Monty Python Holy Grail Star Wars one which went around this morning but that was the only one I came up with.
He said as though that explains everything. confused:
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Aha!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE)
I'm waiting for an SQL script to finish running Snoop. whistle:
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Of course ~ now why didn't I realise that. surrender:
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He's bored and I was just sent the link, seemed a good idea at the time Snoop. redface:
Blocked also. Going outside for a ciggie and to shout at the motorcycle shop.
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He's bored and I was just sent the link, seemed a good idea at the time Snoop. redface:
Blocked also. Going outside for a ciggie and to shout at the motorcycle shop.
Take the rest of the aftrenoon off ~ something will be bound to go wrong and you can delight in the thought that "they" will all be looking for you.
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How come you cant access them, I thought IT bods would know all the proxy server settings to bypass the office firewall... whistle:
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How come you cant access them, I thought IT bods would know all the proxy server settings to bypass the office firewall... whistle:
Prolly can't be arsed ~ the mood he's in today.
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How come you cant access them, I thought IT bods would know all the proxy server settings to bypass the office firewall... whistle:
I am the "IT bod" in this office only and my powers/administration rights are severely limited. Prolly a good thing in the current climate 8)
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I am back... whistle:
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
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And do you propose to stay or are you waiting for the trellis to dry?
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And do you propose to stay or are you waiting for the trellis to dry?
Do you have to paint it then? rubschin:
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And do you propose to stay or are you waiting for the trellis to dry?
Do you have to paint it then? rubschin:
That rather depends if LL has chosen wooden or plastic trellis. If it is wooden it will need to be treated with a wood preservative every couple of years and certainly when first erected. If plastic it will crack in the sun, turn a paler colour than the one she thought she had bought (unless white in which case it will go yellow) and it will be all YOUR FAULT!
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And do you propose to stay or are you waiting for the trellis to dry?
Do you have to paint it then? rubschin:
That rather depends if LL has chosen wooden or plastic trellis. If it is wooden it will need to be treated with a wood preservative every couple of years and certainly when first erected. If plastic it will crack in the sun, turn a paler colour than the one she thought she had bought (unless white in which case it will go yellow) and it will be all YOUR FAULT!
Wood... but it is bolted onto the wall now... whistle:
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And do you propose to stay or are you waiting for the trellis to dry?
Do you have to paint it then? rubschin:
That rather depends if LL has chosen wooden or plastic trellis. If it is wooden it will need to be treated with a wood preservative every couple of years and certainly when first erected. If plastic it will crack in the sun, turn a paler colour than the one she thought she had bought (unless white in which case it will go yellow) and it will be all YOUR FAULT!
Wood... but it is bolted onto the wall now... whistle:
Well I expect your nice Cyprus sunshine and the hot wind born sand will soon bleach it then. Best get something growing up it PDQ in my opinion ~ but then what will grow up a trellis when you have a water shortage? whistle:
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And do you propose to stay or are you waiting for the trellis to dry?
Do you have to paint it then? rubschin:
That rather depends if LL has chosen wooden or plastic trellis. If it is wooden it will need to be treated with a wood preservative every couple of years and certainly when first erected. If plastic it will crack in the sun, turn a paler colour than the one she thought she had bought (unless white in which case it will go yellow) and it will be all YOUR FAULT!
Wood... but it is bolted onto the wall now... whistle:
Well I expect your nice Cyprus sunshine and the hot wind born sand will soon bleach it then. Best get something growing up it PDQ in my opinion ~ but then what will grow up a trellis when you have a water shortage? whistle:
rubschin:
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And do you propose to stay or are you waiting for the trellis to dry?
Do you have to paint it then? rubschin:
That rather depends if LL has chosen wooden or plastic trellis. If it is wooden it will need to be treated with a wood preservative every couple of years and certainly when first erected. If plastic it will crack in the sun, turn a paler colour than the one she thought she had bought (unless white in which case it will go yellow) and it will be all YOUR FAULT!
Wood... but it is bolted onto the wall now... whistle:
Well I expect your nice Cyprus sunshine and the hot wind born sand will soon bleach it then. Best get something growing up it PDQ in my opinion ~ but then what will grow up a trellis when you have a water shortage? whistle:
rubschin:
doh:
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
Ah... so that's the problem! whistle:
Funny... I didn't think my name was Mr. Wench tho? Banghead
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There are times we have wondered that BM point:
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
Ah... so that's the problem! whistle:
Funny... I didn't think my name was Mr. Wench tho? Banghead
You are a bloke. Today you ALL suffer! evil:
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
In my day they used to issue them to genuine supporters (ie season ticket holders) and then to anyone who had a ticket stub to prove they had been at the semi final.
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
Ah... so that's the problem! whistle:
Funny... I didn't think my name was Mr. Wench tho? Banghead
You are a bloke. Today you ALL suffer! evil:
but but but but but but but but I havent done anything to you Wenchy sad24:
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
Ah... so that's the problem! whistle:
Funny... I didn't think my name was Mr. Wench tho? Banghead
You are a bloke. Today you ALL suffer! evil:
Ah… the old ‘all men are equally guilty’ rule… noooo:
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
Ah... so that's the problem! whistle:
Funny... I didn't think my name was Mr. Wench tho? Banghead
You are a bloke. Today you ALL suffer! evil:
Ah… the old ‘all men are equally guilty’ rule… noooo:
'Twas ever thus I'm afraid. noooo:
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
In my day they used to issue them to genuine supporters (ie season ticket holders) and then to anyone who had a ticket stub to prove they had been at the semi final.
You'd think wouldn't you. There are ambassador members, season ticket holders, away club members, ordinary members. Those alone will, IMHO, be more than the allocation. At the moment we are railing against corporate tickets. Banghead I will be calling all my contacts when I get home in an attempt to pull a couple in. MILFH and Brother in Law will be fine because they are ambassador and season ticket holders. Mr Wench however, only holds away club membership which despite promises seems to no better than a tesco club card for getting a ticket.
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
In my day they used to issue them to genuine supporters (ie season ticket holders) and then to anyone who had a ticket stub to prove they had been at the semi final.
You'd think wouldn't you. There are ambassador members, season ticket holders, away club members, ordinary members. Those alone will, IMHO, be more than the allocation. At the moment we are railing against corporate tickets. Banghead I will be calling all my contacts when I get home in an attempt to pull a couple in. MILFH and Brother in Law will be fine because they are ambassador and season ticket holders. Mr Wench however, only holds away club membership which despite promises seems to no better than a tesco club card for getting a ticket.
You could always watch it on the telly? whistle:
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You may want to keep that quiet BM, she keeps muttering something about bar nuts on ebay..... whistle:
I notice Wenchy is in 'a bit of a mood' today... noooo:
So would you be if you had Mr Wench banging on depressed about how he probably won't get a ticket to the FA Cup final.
In my day they used to issue them to genuine supporters (ie season ticket holders) and then to anyone who had a ticket stub to prove they had been at the semi final.
You'd think wouldn't you. There are ambassador members, season ticket holders, away club members, ordinary members. Those alone will, IMHO, be more than the allocation. At the moment we are railing against corporate tickets. Banghead I will be calling all my contacts when I get home in an attempt to pull a couple in. MILFH and Brother in Law will be fine because they are ambassador and season ticket holders. Mr Wench however, only holds away club membership which despite promises seems to no better than a tesco club card for getting a ticket.
You could always watch it on the telly? whistle:
Not the same tho' ..... She's got the taste for Wem-Ber-Ley now.
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To be fair it isn't really about me. Yes I'd love to go but I'm not going to sulk if I can't. If Mr Wench can't on the other hand. scared2:
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To be fair it isn't really about me. Yes I'd love to go but I'm not going to sulk if I can't. If Mr Wench can't on the other hand. scared2:
That's sweet. I dunno why we take the p*ss when you can say a thing like that. Rotten b@st@rds that we are.
I'm in the right pace ~ if I see a Taffy with a ticket I'll mug him for you.
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I've suggested he get a season ticket scared2:
I must be insane. Although it is beginning to look as though it is the only way he will be guaranteed a ticket.
I have made him sign a contract that states he will go to no more than 12 games next season though!
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happy088
I've suggested he get a season ticket scared2:
I must be insane. Although it is beginning to look as though it is the only way he will be guaranteed a ticket.
I have made him sign a contract that states he will go to no more than 12 games next season though!
I'll not ask what the penalty clauses are. lol:
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Nuts on ebay! eveilgrin:
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Isn't that an Olde English Folk Song?
whistle: "Here we go gathering nuts on Ebay, nuts on Ebay, nuts on Ebay" whistle:
And since this thread is titled "On being smart" and before anyone says it ~ I know we sing of Nuts in May but in reality it has nothing to do with nuts ..... see also a previous comment about Casting Clouts in May when I mentioned that it is the May Blssom that has to be out not the month .... so this song refers to the gathering of Knots(posies) of May Blossom (AKA The white flowers of the Hawthorn Bush)
Whilst being pedantic some may find this interesting but most will not.
http://www.whitedragon.org.uk/articles/hawthorn.htm
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Careful Snoop, when Wenchy realised that putting BM/s nuts on ebay would mean she'd incur a loss she started looking at your winalot with a worrying smile........ eeek:
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scared2:
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Just keep an eye out for anything that doesnt look quite right in your bowl. Fortunately cats are far too discerning to fall for anything like that point:
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Just keep an eye out for anything that doesnt look quite right in your bowl. Fortunately cats are far too discerning to fall for anything like that point:
Grrrrrrrrrrr evil:
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whistle:
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I'm going to the tip today... keep out of the way like... whistle: