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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on April 28, 2007, 05:32:15 PM
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ALL men (even Gays) over a certain age find a glimpse of stocking top sexy. whistle:
This poses several questions:
(i) Do younger men find the darker top of the leg portion of tights a turn-on?
(ii) Do Ladies wearing stockings feel sexier?
(iii) Do ladies wear stockings for this effect on both themselves and men who may notice?
(iv) Is Mrs M #2 the only woman left in the world who actually hates tights and would wear stockings anyway ('though she is well aware of their power over men)
(v) Will this turn into a Bra Clips or whither on the vine?
It will be noted by management that in deference to the possible offence it may cause Holly I have omitted any pictures ~ Not because I have noticed that she has now been equipped with a new emoticon of, presumably, her personal choice viz whip:
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Mrs M isn't the last one. whistle:
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Bless You
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Tights - oh bugger, we don't have a 'puke' emoticon... hold on... redface:
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I do however, still wear tights on occasion. Especially those really thick black ones! :evil1:
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Where was I? Oh yes ? tights sick:
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As ever Barman .... Just slightly more than necessary I feel. What one might call "Over The Top" lol:
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As ever CG .... Just slightly more than necessary I feel. What one might call "Over The Top" lol:
Well, if you could use the ‘Puker’ emoticon on, um another board I could, um… borrow it? surrender:
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How 'bout this one instead? sick2:
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Either or both ~ I wouldn't know how to put one on here anyway.
Me and the PC are like me and the car ~ I drive it .... I do not need to know how it works.
Now I gather that Dr Who is about to start and Holly will be off to watch her dream boy
The Puss is having trouble resetting his email as he cannot now log in although he says that the email address he first put in is a valid one and should work. He too is watching Dr Who.
Anyway can I leave it to you two to work out as I have stuff to do ~ Family off to visit MiL tomorrow (Not me though ~ I'm staying home) so I may be able to spend some time with you all ~ depends on (a) the list of chores left and (b) whether I continue to feel as bad as I do at this moment. Nearly time for my medication anyway so that may help but at the moment I just want to go to bed forever. NURSE!
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Either or both ~ I wouldn't know how to put one on here anyway.
Me and the PC are like me and the car ~ I drive it .... I do not need to know how it works.
Now I gather that Dr Who is about to start and Holly will be off to watch her dream boy
The Puss is having trouble resetting his email as he cannot now log in although he says that the email address he first put in is a valid one and should work. He too is watching Dr Who.
Anyway can I leave it to you two to work out as I have stuff to do ~ Family off to visit MiL tomorrow (Not me though ~ I'm staying home) so I may be able to spend some time with you all ~ depends on (a) the list of chores left and (b) whether I continue to feel as bad as I do at this moment. Nearly time for my medication anyway so that may help but at the moment I just want to go to bed forever. NURSE!
Hopefully you’ll feel ‘too bad’ to do the chores thus giving you plenty of time on here! wink:
Dr. Who – pah! Angry9:
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The Puss is having trouble resetting his email as he cannot now log in although he says that the email address he first put in is a valid one and should work. He too is watching Dr Who.
I am here now, Hi Snoopy... Barman.. Holly. NICKY, Bouncer, GOW, ET AL.
Here are a few of my best emoticons, as I understand it is a BYO at the moment.
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I do however, still wear tights on occasion. Especially those really thick black ones! :evil1:
What, for bank jobs I presume? sick2:
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The Puss is having trouble resetting his email as he cannot now log in although he says that the email address he first put in is a valid one and should work. He too is watching Dr Who.
I am here now, Hi Snoopy... Barman.. Holly. NICKY, Bouncer, GOW, ET AL.
Here are a few of my best emoticons, as I understand it is a BYO at the moment.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2F096.gif&hash=2516b473856c87ce212818d2a2cb6fbefc5e2858) (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Famen.gif&hash=1a6000c2a981a81f5de7cb4c515c139b237ea4d6) (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fsleeping.gif&hash=d42e4c4b8a7d3a34e8d0f902df02109b5eb296ab) (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fomg.gif&hash=e88e4b322b3fb2b908b20b6f42db65e696883cc0) (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fknit.gif&hash=0545fe59f8ca0a2ab1e9cb78b940bd1f941740a4) (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Frulez.gif&hash=7b2acd271d1d5c10920ac587ca5647875d734d05) (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fattention.gif&hash=c82ded4697ca7c27b2e4a60eef6be9563be0e129) this one may also be useful (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Ffoul.gif&hash=611f906e2723f6f14bd6229153cbc69500f4f9cb)
Dunno about BYO ~ it's getting more like BOGOFF
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I wear them, stockings I mean and not just over my head. whistle:
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Delightful
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I wear them, stockings I mean
Well we all know that. It's hardly a revelation. ::)
A bit like saying Nick can be prone to a bit of bad luck, BM always wakes up with a sore head or Tipsy has legs like Popeye arms.
Why not start a "VP members trademarks, catchphrases and stereotypes" thread?
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Back on track. i have been blessed. Both the Latin Lovely and Mrs Beerhead No1 found tights unhygienic. The next distinction- suspender belts or hold ups ?
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Mrs S#2 does not like hold-ups .. she says they make her legs ache .... so it's 'spenders for her BUT as she usually wears trousers or jeans I don't get many glimpses of stockings these days.
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I haven't glimpsed a stocking top in years noooo:
Still, I am meeting Miss D tomorrow, and after a few voddies happy088
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I haven't glimpsed a stocking top in years noooo:
Still, I am meeting Miss D tomorrow, and after a few voddies happy088
You'll show her yours.
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I haven't glimpsed a stocking top in years noooo:
Still, I am meeting Miss D tomorrow, and after a few voddies happy088
You'll show her yours.
lol: lol: lol:
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I haven't glimpsed a stocking top in years noooo:
Still, I am meeting Miss D tomorrow, and after a few voddies happy088
You'll show her yours.
happy001
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I haven't glimpsed a stocking top in years noooo:
Still, I am meeting Miss D tomorrow, and after a few voddies happy088
You can feck right off ...
I'll be wearing 3000 denier , support tights in American Tan whistle:
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Industrial strength gusset?
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scared:
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Industrial strength gusset?
Is there any other whistle:
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Industrial strength gusset?
Is there any other whistle:
Plus:-
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Steel lined
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More like
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Wrist breakers noooo:
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Is this related to Bra Clips? rubschin:
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Ask Snoops.
Will we have a suspenders thread?
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On 28th April 2007, when I started this thread, that is what I expected it to turn into.
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And they're off! ;D
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No ~ these are off! eyes:
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Mr Thread? Are you familiar with Mr Gutter? I am eyes:
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eyes:
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And they're off! ;D
That's me painting the ceiling like... eyes:
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eyes:
LL
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And they're off! ;D
That's me painting the ceiling like... eyes:
;D
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eyes:
LL
LL
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eyes:
LL
LL
Specsavers! point:
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Anyhoo, I prefer suspenders cloud9:
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eyes:
LL
LL
Specsavers! point:
Linda Lovelace?
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Anyhoo, I prefer suspenders cloud9:
Is that a really thrilling episode of that soap on the BBC ?
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whacky115
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Anyhoo, I prefer suspenders cloud9:
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rubschin:
Gayer:
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Anyhoo, I prefer suspenders cloud9:
4 or 6?
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Anyhoo, I prefer suspenders cloud9:
4 or 6?
worthy:
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Anyhoo, I prefer suspenders cloud9:
4 or 6?
Double six surely rubschin:
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Anyhoo, I prefer suspenders cloud9:
4 or 6?
Double six surely rubschin:
I think that might be over-doing it. razz:
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And while I think of it, does anybody still refer to the "laughter line"? ::)
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Popcorn:
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We used to call it the "Height of Delight" which I must admit now sounds more like some sort of Indian Takeaway.
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Popcorn:
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Nick, I assume, is waiting for enlightenment.
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Nick, I assume, is waiting for enlightenment.
he'll have a long wait now! point:
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There is a line at the top of the thigh of each leg of a pair of tights - hence if you got past there, you were laughing.
Not true if you encountered the dreaded PG. evil:
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Nick, I assume, is waiting for enlightenment.
he'll have a long wait now! point:
AS will you point:
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Nick, I assume, is waiting for enlightenment.
he'll have a long wait now! point:
AS will you point:
Yes... sad24:
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There is a line at the top of the thigh of each leg of a pair of tights - hence if you got past there, you were laughing.
Not true if you encountered the dreaded PG. evil:
Also true if you passed the top of the stocking to reach the soft thigh above you were Highly Delighted.
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I have gone all damp redface:
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I have gone all damp redface:
All over damp or just in the underpant area?
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One for the Welsh contingent
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One for Lily Allen fans
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PTMS & Stockings combined...
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PTMS & Stockings combined...
rubschin:
1/10
Must try harder
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There is a line at the top of the thigh of each leg of a pair of tights - hence if you got past there, you were laughing.
Not true if you encountered the dreaded PG. evil:
Tips, Pinot Grigio, Parental Guidance, Plastic Gusset?
Popcorn:
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::) Panty Girdle
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PTMS & Stockings combined...
rubschin:
1/10
Must try harder
Shrugs: show me...
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Allo Allo
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I must say, Miss D and her industrial gusset have much to live up to tomorrow noooo:
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I must say, Miss D and her industrial gusset have much to live up to tomorrow noooo:
You are truly delusional noooo:
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One for JOM
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::) Panty Girdle
And I would know that exactly how? noooo:
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I must say, Miss D and her industrial gusset have much to live up to tomorrow noooo:
You are truly delusional noooo:
redface:
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I must say, Miss D and her industrial gusset have much to live up to tomorrow noooo:
You are truly delusional noooo:
redface:
point:
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Jealous point:
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Nick just sent me this lol: lol: lol:
Just so you can recognise me:
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I think I may need to bring a Trading Standards Officer with me whistle:
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I did not! eeek:
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I did not! eeek:
OH YES YOU DID! point:
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Or a doctor then - that memory loss is quite worrying lol:
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I did not! eeek:
OH YES YOU DID! point:
Mong
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Or a doctor then - that memory loss is quite worrying lol:
Or a psychiatrist.... whistle:
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Or a doctor then - that memory loss is quite worrying lol:
SHe is delusional noooo: She prolly has a Daniel Craig blow up doll or summat noooo:
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Oh no ...but I have licked him all over whistle:
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eeek:
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eeek: eeek:
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eeek: eeek:
point: point: point: point:
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Nick just sent me this lol: lol: lol:
Just so you can recognise me:
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I think I may need to bring a pepper spray with me whistle:
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cussing:
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::) Panty Girdle
And I would know that exactly how? noooo:
Erm, you are of a certain age.
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scared:
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And I always thought of Tel as one of the more charming VP members noooo:
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Wrongly noooo:
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And I always thought of Tel as one of the more charming VP members noooo:
You try and charm your way through a PG! eveilgrin:
Being of a certain age you probably haven't worn one.
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lol:
worthy:
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Like all wimmin, she is sooooooooo easily flattered
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lol:
worthy:
I suppose it's now magic knickers?
Don't look very magical to me. eeek:
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Disgusterous things noooo:
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Like all wimmin, she is sooooooooo easily flattered
I thought that said flattened for a minute.
nah.
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Disgusterous things noooo:
Quite right.
Un-natural, rather like wooly tights.
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I did mean flattened ackchooly redface:
But where does it all go? rubschin:
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I did mean flattened ackchooly redface:
But where does it all go? rubschin:
Not where you would hope/like.
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Or fear scared2:
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I shall retire now (spent last 2 nights on sofa) to rest before Miss C responds lol:
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::) Panty Girdle
And I would know that exactly how? noooo:
Erm, you are of a certain age.
Indeed I am but have never worn one. My grandmother had one she would sleep with it and a huge brassiere under her pillow. confused:
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::) Panty Girdle
And I would know that exactly how? noooo:
Erm, you are of a certain age.
Indeed I am but have never worn one. My grandmother had one she would sleep with it and a huge brassiere under her pillow. confused:
You are lucky.
The ex Mrs Tel's mother made her wear one (not for school though). Think she thought it was a modern day version of a chastity belt.
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Sounds as though I got off lightly. razz: My grandmother used to tie my hair in rags on Sunday evenings made for little or no sleep on Sunday night and looking like Crystal Tips on Monday morning. redface:
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Sounds as though I got off lightly. razz: My grandmother used to tie my hair in rags on Sunday evenings made for little or no sleep on Sunday night and looking like Crystal Tips on Monday morning. redface:
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Why? Shrugs:
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Old fashioned way of giving girls curls. ::)
Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.
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Old fashioned way of giving girls curls. ::)
Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.
Why? Shrugs:
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Old fashioned way of giving girls curls. ::)
Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.
Why? Shrugs:
To make straight hair curly you dolt! Banghead
It may be uncomfortable but it beats sleeping (or rather not sleeping) in rollers
Opposite of those who "iron" their hair to make it straight.
Why should any of this be of interest to you of all people?
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Old fashioned way of giving girls curls. ::)
Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.
Why? Shrugs:
To make straight hair curly you dolt! Banghead
It may be uncomfortable but it beats sleeping (or rather not sleeping) in rollers
Opposite of those who "iron" their hair to make it straight.
Why should any of this be of interest to you of all people?
I'm just being mischievous... redface:
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Strange we haven't got a user named Miss Chievous... rubschin:
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Old fashioned way of giving girls curls. ::)
Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.
Why? Shrugs:
To make straight hair curly you dolt! Banghead
It may be uncomfortable but it beats sleeping (or rather not sleeping) in rollers
Opposite of those who "iron" their hair to make it straight.
Why should any of this be of interest to you of all people?
I'm just being mischievous... redface:
Nick mark 2 eh? point:
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Strange we haven't got a user named Miss Chievous... rubschin:
We have! Check the "Membership List" whistle:
PS then check the ISP .........
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My grandmother had a huge brassiere under her pillow.
Very warm I'm sure, but didn't the smoke keep her awake?
Pant-y-Girdle
Isn't that the village next to where you live?
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drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
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I haven't glimpsed a stocking top in years noooo:
Still, I am meeting Miss D tomorrow, and after a few voddies happy088
You can feck right off ...
I'll be wearing 3000 denier , support tights in American Tan whistle:
Well?
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Trousers sad24:
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Bloody right lol:
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Trousers sad24:
Ah, so you've given up on the sarong.
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Trousers sad24:
Wot was Miss D wearing tho...? eyes:
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Trousers and a meringue shaped T shirt
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Trousers and a meringue shaped T shirt
I'm sure she looked gorgeous.... ;D
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Trousers and a meringue shaped T shirt
Good enough to eat lol:
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Trousers and a meringue shaped T shirt
I'm sure she looked gorgeous.... ;D
Wot, all white and wrinkled?
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Hard on the outside ...soft and melting in the middle whistle:
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Like a dead badger?
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Hard on the outside ...soft and melting in the middle whistle:
You talking about Nick?
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lol: lol: lol:
He insisted on me stroking his imaginary cat though noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I DID NO SUCH THING! Jim was here all the time, pining, like
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lol: lol: lol:
He insisted on me stroking his imaginary cat though noooo: noooo: noooo:
eeek:
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lol: lol: lol:
He insisted on me stroking his imaginary cat though noooo: noooo: noooo:
could have been worse ...........he could have asked to stroke yours ......... whistle:
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nonono:
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Trousers sad24:
A bit of a climb down from "3000 denier , support tights in American Tan" then
Hussy ;)
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She can neck a voddy noooo:
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She can neck a voddy noooo:
Tell me about it... noooo:
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She can neck a voddy noooo:
Purely for medicinal purposes , as an anesthetic like whistle:
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Back on topic... like. Ive always found wearing such clothing is the equivalent of Christmas wrapping paper. You take the time and effort but its only on there for a minute. ::)
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Back on topic... like. Ive always found wearing such clothing is the equivalent of Christmas wrapping paper. You take the time and effort but its only on there for a minute. ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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Back on topic... like. Ive always found wearing such clothing is the equivalent of Christmas wrapping paper. You take the time and effort but its only on there for a minute. ::)
Atta Girl! happy088
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Back on topic... like. Ive always found wearing such clothing is the equivalent of Christmas wrapping paper. You take the time and effort but its only on there for a minute. ::)
Atta Girl! happy088
So are you all saying its worth the effort then. rubschin:
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Back on topic... like. Ive always found wearing such clothing is the equivalent of Christmas wrapping paper. You take the time and effort but its only on there for a minute. ::)
Atta Girl! happy088
So are you all saying its worth the effort then. rubschin:
Oh Yes ~ Most deffo!
Anyway who unwraps the whole package? eyes:
Stockings, suspenders, high heels can all remain.
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Back on topic... like. Ive always found wearing such clothing is the equivalent of Christmas wrapping paper. You take the time and effort but its only on there for a minute. ::)
Atta Girl! happy088
So are you all saying its worth the effort then. rubschin:
Most definitely cloud9: What a morning this is, hard at it earlier, then come home to BM, you and Snoopy talking about breakfasts, and now lingerie. My mind is portraying all sorts of images
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Back on topic... like. Ive always found wearing such clothing is the equivalent of Christmas wrapping paper. You take the time and effort but its only on there for a minute. ::)
Atta Girl! happy088
So are you all saying its worth the effort then. rubschin:
Most definitely cloud9: What a morning this is, hard at it earlier, then come home to BM, you and Snoopy talking about breakfasts, and now lingerie. My mind is portraying all sorts of images
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Back on topic... like. Ive always found wearing such clothing is the equivalent of Christmas wrapping paper. You take the time and effort but its only on there for a minute. ::)
Atta Girl! happy088
So are you all saying its worth the effort then. rubschin:
Most definitely cloud9: What a morning this is, hard at it earlier, then come home to BM, you and Snoopy talking about breakfasts, and now lingerie. My mind is portraying all sorts of images
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Strip her off and throw her clothes on the BBQ after! cloud9:
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Looks like she needs a ro..... nah, better not redface:
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Jim and I could share her rubschin:
He gets the lunch part
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Frankly I'd eat her clothes and throw her on the BBQ sick2:
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Frankly I'd eat her clothes and throw her on the BBQ sick2:
Of course...
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Back on topic... like. Ive always found wearing such clothing is the equivalent of Christmas wrapping paper. You take the time and effort but its only on there for a minute. ::)
I thought the unwrapping was the fun part.
Although Nick is bra=clip challenged.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4597669/The-Sun-celebrates-National-Stockings-Day.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4597669/The-Sun-celebrates-National-Stockings-Day.html)
National stocking day............ rubschin:
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eeek:
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I hope the laydees of the pub are marking the event eyes:
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Please let it just be the ladies sick2:
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Please let it just be the ladies sick2:
Or Snoopy.
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I hope the laydees of the pub are marking the event eyes:
Oh yes, that's why Tipsy Miss D and I allowed that to be taken. 8)
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angel1
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I hope the laydees of the pub are marking the event eyes:
Oh yes, that's why Tipsy Miss D and I allowed that to be taken. 8)
Tipsy has put on weight noooo: