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Title: The chav car thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 11, 2008, 11:55:38 AM
Carrying on from my slightly off topic footie thread...oh the joy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lvIfVbzQ9w
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2008, 12:21:47 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2008, 08:48:32 AM
There is a popular petition on the Downing Street website nominating Clarkson for Prime Minister. I have signed!!
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: TG on April 14, 2008, 09:01:21 AM
I bet this bloke wont sign it.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a93696/clarkson-threatened-12-year-old-boy.html

 ;D
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2008, 09:07:49 AM
But we can!

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/PMClarkson/ (http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/PMClarkson/)
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 14, 2008, 06:24:05 PM
I bet this bloke wont sign it.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a93696/clarkson-threatened-12-year-old-boy.html

 ;D
"I was disgusted by the BBC's response," Chris complained. "Who the hell does Clarkson think he is?"

 
GOD, and possible future PM.
Now piss off and leave the bloke alone. cussing:

I wouldn't want some snotty nosed kid taking a picture of me looking like a great white beached Whale either.
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2008, 06:36:34 PM
Jezza as PM? That could be interesting. I'd love to see the Yanks try it on with him.

BTW Growler how on earth did you get a youtube vid to work past our office firewall, confused the hell out of me when the ghostly voice of Clarkson suddenly started playing.  noooo:
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 14, 2008, 08:02:41 PM
Jezza as PM? That could be interesting. I'd love to see the Yanks try it on with him.

BTW Growler how on earth did you get a youtube vid to work past our office firewall, confused the hell out of me when the ghostly voice of Clarkson suddenly started playing.  noooo:

GROWLERIASATION dear grumpy one, GROWLERISATION. happy088

I have the mental power to defeat all that is bad in this werld.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 01:13:41 PM
Jezza as PM? That could be interesting. I'd love to see the Yanks try it on with him.

BTW Growler how on earth did you get a youtube vid to work past our office firewall, confused the hell out of me when the ghostly voice of Clarkson suddenly started playing.  noooo:

GROWLERIASATION dear grumpy one, GROWLERISATION. happy088

I have the mental power to defeat all that is bad in this werld.  cloud9:

Well bloody well use it then.I am near suicidal at present!! evil:
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2008, 04:09:09 PM
Jezza as PM? That could be interesting. I'd love to see the Yanks try it on with him.

BTW Growler how on earth did you get a youtube vid to work past our office firewall, confused the hell out of me when the ghostly voice of Clarkson suddenly started playing.  noooo:

GROWLERIASATION dear grumpy one, GROWLERISATION. happy088

I have the mental power to defeat all that is bad in this werld.  cloud9:

Alright, I'm going to set you a test. Use your powers of Growlerisation to make Windows Vista a decent operating system.  point:
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 04:41:16 PM
Growler's head has melted noooo:
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 08:01:41 AM
Jezza as PM? That could be interesting. I'd love to see the Yanks try it on with him.

BTW Growler how on earth did you get a youtube vid to work past our office firewall, confused the hell out of me when the ghostly voice of Clarkson suddenly started playing.  noooo:

GROWLERIASATION dear grumpy one, GROWLERISATION. happy088

I have the mental power to defeat all that is bad in this werld.  cloud9:

Alright, I'm going to set you a test. Use your powers of Growlerisation to make Windows Vista a decent operating system.  point:

Quite simple really. Bin it and go back to XP. Works just fine here for me thanks.

IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!

You 'lads'. You've got to have the latest toys ey? ::)
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 08:12:41 AM
Jezza as PM? That could be interesting. I'd love to see the Yanks try it on with him.

BTW Growler how on earth did you get a youtube vid to work past our office firewall, confused the hell out of me when the ghostly voice of Clarkson suddenly started playing.  noooo:

GROWLERIASATION dear grumpy one, GROWLERISATION. happy088

I have the mental power to defeat all that is bad in this werld.  cloud9:

Alright, I'm going to set you a test. Use your powers of Growlerisation to make Windows Vista a decent operating system.  point:

Quite simple really. Bin it and go back to XP. Works just fine here for me thanks.

IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!

You 'lads'. You've got to have the latest toys ey? ::)
Problem is, what happens when Micro$hite stop supporting XP?
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 08:31:04 AM
Parchment, quill, and quink, and post by pigeon. cloud9:

What goes around comes around.
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 08:32:03 AM
Jezza as PM? That could be interesting. I'd love to see the Yanks try it on with him.

BTW Growler how on earth did you get a youtube vid to work past our office firewall, confused the hell out of me when the ghostly voice of Clarkson suddenly started playing.  noooo:

GROWLERIASATION dear grumpy one, GROWLERISATION. happy088

I have the mental power to defeat all that is bad in this werld.  cloud9:

Alright, I'm going to set you a test. Use your powers of Growlerisation to make Windows Vista a decent operating system.  point:

Quite simple really. Bin it and go back to XP. Works just fine here for me thanks.

IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!

You 'lads'. You've got to have the latest toys ey? ::)
Problem is, what happens when Micro$hite stop supporting XP?

We have a while yet I think.

There's one bad side effect to XP's life extension. It seems that XP has nearly run out of available license keys, and MS will run out of keys to issue sometime next year. To combat that, MS is creating a new build of XP specifically to fix this. The new build will not add or remove anything from the OS, merely change the type of keys it accepts:

The new build, dubbed SP2c, includes no fixes or feature changes, but was created simply to address the shrinking pool of product keys. XP Pro SP2c, which has been released to manufacturing, will be made available to OEMs and system builders next month, said Microsoft.


If they are creating new versions with new licence keys and extending the sales cutoff then I would expect support to run for a few years yet.
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 08:34:10 AM
WOOSH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eeek:
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 08:37:09 AM
Jezza as PM? That could be interesting. I'd love to see the Yanks try it on with him.

BTW Growler how on earth did you get a youtube vid to work past our office firewall, confused the hell out of me when the ghostly voice of Clarkson suddenly started playing.  noooo:

GROWLERIASATION dear grumpy one, GROWLERISATION. happy088

I have the mental power to defeat all that is bad in this werld.  cloud9:

Alright, I'm going to set you a test. Use your powers of Growlerisation to make Windows Vista a decent operating system.  point:

Quite simple really. Bin it and go back to XP. Works just fine here for me thanks.

IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!

You 'lads'. You've got to have the latest toys ey? ::)
Problem is, what happens when Micro$hite stop supporting XP?

We have a while yet I think.

There's one bad side effect to XP's life extension. It seems that XP has nearly run out of available license keys, and MS will run out of keys to issue sometime next year. To combat that, MS is creating a new build of XP specifically to fix this. The new build will not add or remove anything from the OS, merely change the type of keys it accepts:

The new build, dubbed SP2c, includes no fixes or feature changes, but was created simply to address the shrinking pool of product keys. XP Pro SP2c, which has been released to manufacturing, will be made available to OEMs and system builders next month, said Microsoft.


If they are creating new versions with new licence keys and extending the sales cutoff then I would expect support to run for a few years yet.
[cynic]Microsoft XP SP2c includes no fixes or feature changes but runs 30% slower than the old version.[/cynic]
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 17, 2008, 12:57:02 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fchavrobin.jpg&hash=6b08b73520a304de8f45c5493d90f07b39741ed6)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The chav car thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2008, 02:53:51 PM
[cynic]Microsoft XP SP2c includes no fixes or feature changes but runs 30% slower than the old version.[/cynic]

Post Microsoft Cynic Service Patch 2:

[cynic]Microsoft XP SP2c includes no fixes or feature changes but runs 30% slower than the old version ad will stop you using software from any other company that works better than what we turf out with windows[/cynic]