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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on April 11, 2008, 03:39:08 PM

Title: Snot
Post by: Bar Wench on April 11, 2008, 03:39:08 PM
How can one head hold so much?  eeek:

I just blew my nose and there was so much at such a great force that it went through the tissue and I was holding a fist full of snot! Real globular like!  eeek:




















Mr Wench is in Wales. I had to tell someone!  redface:
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: TG on April 11, 2008, 03:40:33 PM
Cheers!  surrender:
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2008, 03:42:39 PM

Mr Wench is in Wales. I had to tell someone!  redface:

So who did you wipe it on?
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Bar Wench on April 11, 2008, 03:44:39 PM
I had to make a discrete exit to the bathroom to wash my hands.  redface: Such a waste. Normally I would have wiped it on Mr Wench.  noooo:
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Snoopy on April 11, 2008, 03:46:34 PM
Tsk!
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Bar Wench on April 11, 2008, 03:47:18 PM
Was very satisfying feeling it come rocketing down the nostrils though.
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Snoopy on April 11, 2008, 03:48:39 PM
I go in for the odd projectile sneeze. Often very embarrassing but there is nothing I can do to prevent it.
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Bar Wench on April 11, 2008, 03:52:36 PM
I go in for the odd projectile sneeze. Often very embarrassing but there is nothing I can do to prevent it.

I do those sometimes. I tend to do them into the front of my jumper and end up snot down my tummy.  redface:
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2008, 03:53:07 PM
Does that mean we can now safely say that Wenchy has an empty head?  whistle:
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Snoopy on April 11, 2008, 03:54:54 PM
'Snot funny.  ::)
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2008, 04:05:30 PM
I must assume with your recent vast expulsions of mucus and fecal matter, that weight is no longer a worry?
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Bar Wench on April 11, 2008, 04:07:02 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Just One More on April 11, 2008, 04:07:36 PM
I've been off the last three days with flu. Proper flu! None of that man-flu stuff.

I reckon I could have built a snot lake, no globules here Wenchy
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2008, 04:08:27 PM
I was just heading out for dinner... 'til I read this thread...  sick2:
Title: Re: Snot
Post by: Bar Wench on April 11, 2008, 08:17:04 PM
I was just heading out for dinner... 'til I read this thread...  sick2:

GLOBULES I TELL YOU!!!

Hope dinner was tasty!