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Title: Small Boys
Post by: Snoopy on April 12, 2008, 03:17:28 PM: Mrs S was just cuddling Minimus and remarked "What dirty ears for a little boy"
He replied "That's 'cos I had diarrhoea ~ I told so you this morning"

Having stopped laughing we are now trying to unravel the thought processes. rubschin:

Any help would be appreciated.
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2008, 05:00:26 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 12, 2008, 03:17:28 PM
Mrs S was just cuddling Minimus and remarked "What dirty ears for a little boy"
He replied "That's 'cos I had diarrhoea ~ I told so you this morning"

Having stopped laughing we are now trying to unravel the thought processes. rubschin:

Any help would be appreciated.
sick2:
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Bar Wench on April 12, 2008, 07:04:31 PM: He's been rolling in it hasn't he. eeek:
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Snoopy on April 12, 2008, 07:09:14 PM: Don't think so. Ears are dirty and Mrs S has been at them with a cotton bud to remove wax (Don't lecture ~ I know "Never put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow").

We are trying to work out if "Dirty ear" and "Diarrhoea" had any connection in his mind or was simply a case of mishearing (pos due to the dirt).

It's hard to tell what happens in the brain of a small boy (Aged 7) but it can be pretty weird.
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Bar Wench on April 12, 2008, 07:15:52 PM: I'm the last one to lecture on that score! I have a bit of a thing for cotton buds.
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Snoopy on April 12, 2008, 07:17:12 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on April 12, 2008, 07:15:52 PM
I'm the last one to lecture on that score! I have a bit of a thing for cotton buds.

eeek:
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Bar Wench on April 12, 2008, 07:36:19 PM: In the ear poking sense!
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2008, 06:02:55 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on April 12, 2008, 07:36:19 PM
In the ear poking sense!
Me too... I push them in 'til I cough... redface:
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Just One More on April 13, 2008, 08:12:07 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on April 12, 2008, 07:15:52 PM
I'm the last one to lecture on that score! I have a bit of a thing for cotton buds.

Wenchy prepares to sort out Mr W's earwax

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1H7uw9.jpg&hash=c10e0209040f61c2ffb08d5c445835a8228ed881) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1H7uw9)
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2008, 08:14:29 AM: Quote from: Just One More on April 13, 2008, 08:12:07 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 12, 2008, 07:15:52 PM
I'm the last one to lecture on that score! I have a bit of a thing for cotton buds.

Wenchy prepares to sort out Mr W's earwax

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1H7uw9.jpg&hash=c10e0209040f61c2ffb08d5c445835a8228ed881) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1H7uw9)

;D
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2008, 02:38:13 PM: Good man Barman, so do I. Mrs TMR tells me it is dangerous. This from someone who rides a 170mph motorbike...
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Snoopy on April 13, 2008, 02:42:36 PM: Doctors and Nurses all say "Don't use cotton buds in your ears" and some brands even have this printed on the packaging.

The question is ~ If not for poking around in your ears WTF are cotton buds for? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fconfused013.gif&hash=6cc03df0ebf6d8bde7274945e052081018b5e2bb)
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2008, 04:12:52 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2008, 02:38:13 PM
Good man Barman, so do I. Mrs TMR tells me it is dangerous. This from someone who rides a 170mph motorbike...
Indeed... This is from somebody that has an exhaust pipe for each exhaust valve… whistle:
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2008, 07:11:59 PM: You have 8 exhaust valves? See a doctor...
Title: Re: Small Boys
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2008, 08:11:09 AM: Dirty Ears/Diarrhoea

Like chinese whispers. And with your ears full of shite quite understandable ;D