The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: ice and a slice on May 23, 2007, 09:13:19 PM
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'Having too much work' disappeared!!!
Spooky or intentional?
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'Having too much work' disappeared!!!
Spooky or intentional?
I couldn't possibly answer, much too busy!
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I suspect an intentional removal by the OP. That facility is an option after all... rather good, really.
There's one or two conversations which, on reflection, I wish I'd never started with the former Madame Pastis sad24: ;)
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I dunno ? it was there when I went out last night? noooo:
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It was only me playing around. I found the button that said delete topic and pushed it to see what happened. I feel like a junior Mod (NCO) drumroll:
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Good grief man you are a tit! ::)
Love ya really! ;)
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Silly boy ? some of my best stuff was posted in that thread? doh:
Mind you, that?s not saying much is it? noooo:
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Even manky cream will rise to the top of manky milk.
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Even manky cream will rise to the top of manky milk.
Fortunately, it sinks to the bottom of good milk. whistle:
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No it doesn't! Cream rises to the top! Hence the saying top off the milk.
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It was only me playing around. I found the button that said delete topic and pushed it to see what happened. I feel like a junior Mod (NCO) drumroll:
well, you ARE being referred to as "northern scum" at another place confused:
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Oooooooh. Do you think I should call my solicitor?
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No it doesn't! Cream rises to the top! Hence the saying top off the milk.
Banghead
Do I really have to spell everything out for you this week?
You refer to manky (bad) cream.
I made a play on this theme, from a wicked agricultural perspective, of selling manky cream by hiding it below good (non-manky) milk.
You are perfectly correct in your assertion, no doubt gleaned from the "Bunty Domestic Science Annual", that cream is indeed less dense than milk and will thus float on its surface, irrespective of the degree of mankiness.
I am sending you the large box of Swiss chocolates that you will be craving.
filled with Evening Primrose oil and Nytol.
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Oooooooh. Do you think I should call my solicitor?
the involvement of solicitors seems to be all the rage these days drumroll:
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No it doesn't! Cream rises to the top! Hence the saying top off the milk.
Banghead
Do I really have to spell everything out for you this week?
You refer to manky (bad) cream.
I made a play on this theme, from a wicked agricultural perspective, of selling manky cream by hiding it below good (non-manky) milk.
You are perfectly correct in your assertion, no doubt gleaned from the "Bunty Domestic Science Annual", that cream is indeed less dense than milk and will thus float on its surface, irrespective of the degree of mankiness.
I am sending you the large box of Swiss chocolates that you will be craving.
filled with Evening Primrose oil and Nytol.
Personally I prefer the expression "In any cesspit the biggest lumps always float to the top"
It saves a lot of argument. ;)
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Oooooooh. Do you think I should call my solicitor?
the involvement of solicitors seems to be all the rage these days drumroll:
That drumroll emoticon is my favourite and is reserved for my use only. You will be hearing from my solicitors!
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whistle:
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No it doesn't! Cream rises to the top! Hence the saying top off the milk.
Banghead
Do I really have to spell everything out for you this week?
You refer to manky (bad) cream.
I made a play on this theme, from a wicked agricultural perspective, of selling manky cream by hiding it below good (non-manky) milk.
You are perfectly correct in your assertion, no doubt gleaned from the "Bunty Domestic Science Annual", that cream is indeed less dense than milk and will thus float on its surface, irrespective of the degree of mankiness.
I am sending you the large box of Swiss chocolates that you will be craving.
filled with Evening Primrose oil and Nytol.
I am having a bad week. So sorry. sad24:
Chocolate sounds good.
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Oooooooh. Do you think I should call my solicitor?
Depends on what you want to call him...
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Oooooooh. Do you think I should call my solicitor?
Depends on what you want to call him...
I favour culling solicitors.
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Ah yes. Culling, Culling & Culling, Solicitors Atte Lawe, The Shambles, off Slaughterhouse Lane
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Ah yes. Culling, Culling & Culling, Solicitors Atte Lawe, The Shambles, off Slaughterhouse Lane
Do you know the Cullings then?
Young Rupert Culling fagged for me at Harrow.
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lol:
I once took Stephany, the middle brother, to the May Ball. He was very careful to shave his legs - apparently it runs in the family, knives, razors, that sort of thing.
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lol:
I once took Stephany, the middle brother. .
eeek: eeek:
char067 I hope.
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eeek: eeek:
char067 I hope.
char067 char067 A double bagger!
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Smite
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eeek: eeek:
char067 I hope.
char067 char067 A double bagger!
I think I can honestly say that I have never seen a good looking Lawyer....except when a Doberman is sitting on top of course.