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Title: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 10:37:27 AM
Well my fellow gastronomes?  sick2:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 10:38:50 AM
Fab on toast with poached eggs. cloud9:

See also; Vegemite

Also used in CORNED BEEF HASH RECIPES!
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 10:57:15 AM
On toast...  cloud9:

See also peanut butter and Marmite on toast!  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 10:57:45 AM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 11:04:44 AM
Well my fellow gastronomes?  sick2:

 sick2:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 11:08:44 AM
Do you like ducks?

Our local ladyduck is distraught be the exit (by Fox) of her husband.

Snoopy suggests I put her out her anguish by, um, eating her! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 11:11:53 AM
Do you like ducks?

Our local ladyduck is distraught be the exit (by Fox) of her husband.

Snoopy suggests I put her out her anguish by, um, eating her! eveilgrin:
With Marmite?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 11:13:29 AM
No, orange actually. Why?
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 11:15:08 AM
No, orange actually. Why?
No reason... well apart from this being the Marmite thread...   ::)
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 11:15:29 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2008, 11:26:15 AM
Do you like ducks?

Our local ladyduck is distraught be the exit (by Fox) of her husband.

Snoopy suggests I put her out her anguish by, um, eating her! eveilgrin:

I twice read that as ladyboy, which did also seem to make sense.  redface:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 11:26:32 AM
No ducks allowed here. Or oranges.  noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: TG on April 16, 2008, 11:27:19 AM
Do you like ducks?

Our local ladyduck is distraught be the exit (by Fox) of her husband.

Snoopy suggests I put her out her anguish by, um, eating her! eveilgrin:

I twice read that as ladyboy, which did also seem to make sense.  redface:

This illustrates the working of your mind DS.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 11:27:26 AM
Nor here.I am making CORNED BEEF HASH! cloud9:

Sans duck
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 11:28:40 AM
No ducks allowed here. Or oranges.  noooo:
Or ladyboys...  noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Berek on April 16, 2008, 11:29:04 AM
add marmite to scrambled eggs
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 11:29:25 AM
add marmite to scrambled eggs
cloud9:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 11:31:40 AM
NO. Mrs Unigate!
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 11:33:47 AM
add marmite to scrambled eggs
cloud9:

Mr Wench does that.  sick2:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2008, 11:47:55 AM
add marmite to scrambled eggs
cloud9:

Mr Wench does that.  sick2:
Stops you eating his eggs though, eh?
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 11:49:23 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2008, 11:52:15 AM
No, orange actually. Why?

If you are eating Duck then it has to be plum sause  cloud9:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 11:53:33 AM
CORNED BEEF HASH YOU TIT!
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 12:01:40 PM
I eat it straight out ' the pot. cloud9:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 12:02:40 PM
I eat it straight out ' the pot. cloud9:
Can you get coned beef hash in a pot up 'tnorth?
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 12:04:28 PM
I eat it straight out ' the pot. cloud9:
Can you get coned beef hash in a pot up 'tnorth?

Dunno, don't care.
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 12:15:09 PM
Pop round!

My hash is now legendary cloud9:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 12:17:21 PM
Pop round!

My hash is now legendary cloud9:
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Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 12:19:58 PM
Pop round!

My hash is now legendary cloud9:
Bit like yourself then I suppose?

Shouldn't that be 'round btw?
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 12:21:34 PM
I can turn nasty eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 12:25:14 PM
I can turn nasty eveilgrin:

Funnily enough, so can I! cussing:

Just be thankful I've just eaten a 'Boost' bar for me puddin', as it's put me in a temporary good mood.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2008, 12:26:04 PM
My hash ups are now legendary cloud9:

Corrected  whistle:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 12:26:27 PM
I can turn nasty eveilgrin:

Funnily enough, so can I! cussing:

Just be thankful I've just eaten a 'Boost' bar for me puddin', as it's put me in a temporary good mood.  cloud9:

Chocolate. I remember chocolate.  sad24:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2008, 12:31:43 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=3453.msg68870#msg68870
Chocolate. I remember chocolate.  sad24:
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Never mind Wenchy, this may cheer you up. Has everyone at work chuckling at the moment anyway:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzAVsZGBHwM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzAVsZGBHwM&feature=related)
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 12:33:14 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 12:33:32 PM
I can turn nasty eveilgrin:

Funnily enough, so can I! cussing:

Just be thankful I've just eaten a 'Boost' bar for me puddin', as it's put me in a temporary good mood.  cloud9:

Chocolate. I remember chocolate.  sad24:

So do I...regulary. Just TOLD my local offy to get some in (Boost bars)...or else. They obeyed. Expected Friday. cloud9:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2008, 12:41:50 PM
lol:

Going to have to get the DVD when I get paid next I think.  whistle:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2008, 12:47:19 PM
My hash is now legendary cloud9:

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

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Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2008, 12:49:59 PM
That would explain an awful lot Darwin.  whistle:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 01:09:20 PM
I like marmite on Bonios
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Berek on April 16, 2008, 01:12:16 PM
http://www.breakfastandbrunch.com/marmite.php
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 05:03:50 PM
Baked tater with Chilli tonight ~ I'll regret it tomorrow no doubt. confused:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Snoopy on April 17, 2008, 10:42:50 AM
Update ~ It is regretted   surrender:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Just One More on April 17, 2008, 11:02:53 AM

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Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Mozo on May 01, 2008, 02:29:31 AM

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If you think Marmite is shit, just try its Australian brother ... VEGEMITE!

You WILL vomit!



Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2008, 07:32:57 AM
I visited Marmite The Moggie's last resting place yesterday. It was a sombre occasion  sad24:
Marmite, you will like to know, lies in a shady wooded spot (though the grass could do with a trim) within sight of the scene of many of the exploits so lovingly recorded by Mr Nick. I am happy to be able to report that there is neither sign nor scent of the many duvets p*ssed upon by Marmite.
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2008, 01:20:48 PM
I visited Marmite The Moggie's last resting place yesterday. It was a sombre occasion  sad24:
Marmite, you will like to know, lies in a shady wooded spot (though the grass could do with a trim) within sight of the scene of many of the exploits so lovingly recorded by Mr Nick. I am happy to be able to report that there is neither sign nor scent of the many duvets p*ssed upon by Marmite.
Is it one of those double-graves with the badger underneath?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Marmite (the foodstuff not the moggie)
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2008, 02:24:04 PM
Tsk!