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Title: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on April 24, 2008, 01:58:39 PM: just put the plans in with the council, that will be £298 fee please eeek:, along with the £180 we paid the architect for the plans and the 90p it cost me to park at the town hall

my new kitchen has so far cost me £478.90

** see Bereks " Every cloud..." thread
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 02:14:00 PM: Don't spend it before you've got it. whistle:

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/DisabledPeople/FinancialSupport/DG_10011731
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on April 24, 2008, 02:21:42 PM: yet more red tape.. i'll explode if I attempt to bang a claim in for that..
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 05:16:36 PM: Berek's new avatar looks just like him! scared2:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on April 29, 2008, 10:52:20 AM: the letters have gone out to the neighbours inviting them to view the plans, also a jobsworth will be visiting us soon to say " you cant do that and you cant do that and you cant do that and you cant do that "
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2008, 10:56:11 AM: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Some bloke with a clipboard has been looking at my gaff this morning. evil:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2008, 11:24:04 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2008, 10:56:11 AM
Some bloke with a clipboard has been looking at my gaff this morning. evil:

He will be from the Lead Laundering association.
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2008, 03:48:03 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2008, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2008, 10:56:11 AM
Some bloke with a clipboard has been looking at my gaff this morning. evil:

He will be from the Lead Laundering association.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on May 01, 2008, 01:04:38 PM: Just had a letter from the council telling me that once they have completed the first inspection a further fee will be payable !!!! of..£245 !!!!!!

cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2008, 01:07:26 PM: Get out and vote!
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on July 17, 2008, 08:09:39 AM: 3 months on and we finally get planning permission and the go ahead. We now have a builder who is going to give us a date of commencement this weekend. Its going to be a nightmare I tell ya !!! A NIGHTMARE !!!!
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2008, 09:03:53 AM: True. When we had our kitchen done the fitters flooded the entire ground floor of the house.
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 09:04:47 AM: Ours was a disaster too.We ended up taking them to court! eeek:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 09:06:00 AM: We did our own ~ no problems whistle:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 09:06:44 AM: That's a shame could otherwise you could have sued yourself
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 09:07:53 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 17, 2008, 09:06:44 AM
That's a shame could otherwise you could have sued yourself

First rule of suing anyone ~ make sure they have assets. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on July 21, 2008, 04:58:22 PM: The builder has informed me today that work will commence in...

wait for it

10 to 12 weeks
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2008, 05:01:57 PM: Might be ready for Christmas then. whistle:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2008, 05:25:24 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 21, 2008, 05:01:57 PM
Might be ready for Christmas then. whistle:

2013 whistle:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2008, 05:50:57 PM: Attack him!
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on July 23, 2008, 12:08:20 PM: I'm working Xmas day anyroad. whistle:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2008, 12:09:12 PM: Can you microwave a turkey?
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2008, 12:54:00 PM: Largely depends on the size of your microwave. You can certainly microwave a Chicken.
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2008, 01:10:24 PM: Dead or alive?

Berek is keeping chickens IIRC
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2008, 02:25:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2008, 01:10:24 PM
Dead or alive?

Berek is keeping chickens IIRC

Best dead, plucked and drawn. Otherwise it would get a bit messy.
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2008, 05:55:27 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2008, 12:09:12 PM
Can you microwave a turkey?

If you chop it up into small enough pieces.... whistle:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on July 24, 2008, 01:56:57 PM: I shall cook them in my halogen oven

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jmldirect.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fmedium%2FPF_H1500.jpg&hash=6eb92917374052237ee24fd92da1dc2ba82b5b88)
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2008, 02:00:39 PM: Quote from: Berek on July 24, 2008, 01:56:57 PM
I shall cook them in my halogen oven

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jmldirect.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fmedium%2FPF_H1500.jpg&hash=6eb92917374052237ee24fd92da1dc2ba82b5b88)
The Shopping Channel? noooo:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on July 24, 2008, 02:04:56 PM: gift from the in-laws, wouldnt be without it, we hardly use the main oven now

your comment however DOES prove you watch.. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2008, 02:07:10 PM: Quote from: Berek on July 24, 2008, 02:04:56 PM
gift from the in-laws, wouldnt be without it, we hardly use the main oven now

your comment however DOES prove you watch.. eveilgrin:
;D

No I don't actually... just looks like the kindof thing they'd have on there...
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on July 24, 2008, 02:09:59 PM: liar liar pants on fire
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: TG on July 24, 2008, 02:21:08 PM: Quote from: Berek on July 24, 2008, 01:56:57 PM
I shall cook them in my halogen oven

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jmldirect.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fmedium%2FPF_H1500.jpg&hash=6eb92917374052237ee24fd92da1dc2ba82b5b88)

Wot make is it Berek? I want to google it. I like shiny kitchen gadgets. cloud9:
Title: Re: Berek's kitchen extension
Post by: Berek on July 24, 2008, 02:27:23 PM: http://www.jmldirect.com/currency/GBP/Halogen-Oven-PH1500/