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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Olga on May 24, 2007, 09:59:12 PM
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Sorry boys but I don't come in Saloon much but I just see on TV this guy Millibland.
Oh my gosh, I take look in dix and I think words are oilly twat or somthing. He looks in your rubitch bins for you? I seen his type before in old country, very bad man. Can you arrange shoot hims, please? I thought Ukay was nice place but I fear yous is going wrong way with men like this. I weep for you.
Sorry, I go back to Grills Stiff now, sniff
*poka, snivvle, poka, perhaps make big mistake*
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Do you honestly not tire of taking additional time to post this bollocks in ever so convincing broken eeenglesh? ::)
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I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.
Keep it up. worthy:
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I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.
Keep it up. worthy:
Me too...
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I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.
Keep it up. worthy:
Me too...
It is up but nobody noticed. noooo:
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I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.
Keep it up. worthy:
Me too...
It is up but nobody noticed. noooo:
That?ll be the cold I expect? point:
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Don't send Olga away she's great! (miserable g*t, I smote you!!!)
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I also don't particularly see the point in smiting/smoting, especially admitting to it. A petty man may just smote you back, then what's achieved?
On every internet forum there is a 'comedy' foreigner. It wasn't funny in allo allo and it's not funny now!
Just my opinion of course...
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scared2:
Mr Happy is laying down the law.
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Don't let him have any more to drink ~ he'll be taking his clothes off next. confused2:
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Mr Happy is laying down the law.
He is just laying down now.
Olga has 'spoken' with him.
Anybody good at first aid?
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Olga has 'spoken' with him.
Anybody good at first aid?
I hope it's not the Pollonium enema trick again eyes:
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What for,.... this?
whistle:
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I think Olga's hilarious!! lol:
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Oh alright then I'm wrong, if a comedy foreigner is half as entertaining on an internet forum as they were in the fabulous allo allo then may we all bask in their genius.
Where's Mr Tickle when you need cheering up?
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Isn't the 'comedy foreigner' one step shy of going onto teen-chat.com and pretending to be a 12 year old boy?
P.S On the hour every hour I'm going to smite you censored:
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Oh alright then I'm wrong, if a comedy foreigner is half as entertaining on an internet forum as they were in the fabulous allo allo then may we all bask in their genius.
Where's Mr Tickle when you need cheering up?
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Isn't the 'comedy foreigner' one step shy of going onto teen-chat.com and pretending to be a 12 year old boy?
P.S On the hour every hour I'm going to smite you censored:
Only if the reasons for doing it are nefarious. I have yet to be 'groomed' by a 'comedy foreigner' cry:
I don't see anything wrong with a bit of 'Away with the fairies' behaviour on the net as long as it isn't malicious, acting out an Alta-ego on the net is one of the few freedoms that is left to most ordinary folk these days
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You mean you may not be
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And I may not be a beagle?
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acting out an Alta-ego on the net is one of the few freedoms that is left to most ordinary folk these days
Isn't this kind of behaviour reserved for IT Gimps with no real friends?
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acting out an Alta-ego on the net is one of the few freedoms that is left to most ordinary folk these days
Isn't this kind of behaviour reserved for IT Gimps with no real friends?
Yup ~ Nice to have you aboard partner! eatarrow:
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I happen to know a writer who frequently tests and lifts material on / from various fora. She used to get material eavesdropping on the bus; nowdays, at the click of a mouse, she can be anywhere, anytime. confused:
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I am fast becoming a fan of Olga ;D
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redface:
x pumpkin
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redface:
x pumpkin
I raise you 2 x melons. ;)
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A large cucumber and two oranges...
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Well, that's my five-a-day taken care of.
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cheeky boys! ;) ;) ;)
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Back in the Snug with you... whip:
::)
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Back in the Snug with you... whip:
::)
They are all waiting for the ping-pong ball and loofah demonstration. eyes:
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Back in the Snug with you... whip:
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They are all waiting for the ping-pong ball and loofah demonstration. eyes:
Blimey ~ When were you in Cairo?
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Back in the Snug with you... whip:
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They are all waiting for the ping-pong ball and loofah demonstration. eyes:
Blimey ~ When were you in Cairo?
Not long after Suez. redface:
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Well she was still doing the act when I passed through on route to Aden in 1965.
Was the bird with the donkey there as well. She looked quite young but the donkey had a lot of grey hairs.
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Well she was still doing the act when I passed through on route to Aden in 1965.
Was the bird with the donkey there as well. She looked quite young but the donkey had a lot of grey hairs.
Yes, but the python act was still in its infancy. ;)
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Ah ~ Happy Days cloud9:
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I think there are some things best left with the veil drawn over them... ;)
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I think there are some things best left with the veil drawn over them... ;)
Several veils if I remember correctly sex014
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the ping-pong ball demonstration. eyes:
I once saw that being promoted off Snake Alley in Taipei eeek:
I turned a blind eye and went for the holistic massage instead eyes:
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Snake . . . blind eye . .
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