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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Olga on May 24, 2007, 09:59:12 PM

Title: Excuse but...
Post by: Olga on May 24, 2007, 09:59:12 PM
Sorry boys but I don't come in Saloon much but I just see on TV this guy Millibland.

Oh my gosh, I take look in dix and I think words are oilly twat or somthing. He looks in your rubitch bins for you? I seen his type before in old country, very bad man. Can you arrange shoot hims, please? I thought Ukay was nice place but I fear yous is going wrong way with men like this. I weep for you.

Sorry, I go back to Grills Stiff now, sniff

*poka, snivvle, poka, perhaps make big mistake*
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Mr Happy on May 24, 2007, 10:11:11 PM
Do you honestly not tire of taking additional time to post this bollocks in ever so convincing broken eeenglesh?   ::)
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2007, 08:45:34 AM
I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.

Keep it up. worthy:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 09:15:15 AM
I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.

Keep it up. worthy:
Me too...
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 09:31:16 AM
I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.

Keep it up. worthy:
Me too...
It is up but nobody noticed. noooo:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2007, 09:35:48 AM
I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.

Keep it up. worthy:
Me too...
It is up but nobody noticed. noooo:
That?ll be the cold I expect?  point:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: ice and a slice on May 25, 2007, 10:50:17 AM
Don't send Olga away she's great!  (miserable g*t, I smote you!!!)
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Mr Happy on May 25, 2007, 02:24:33 PM
I also don't particularly see the point in smiting/smoting, especially admitting to it.  A petty man may just smote you back, then what's achieved?

On every internet forum there is a 'comedy' foreigner.  It wasn't funny in allo allo and it's not funny now!

Just my opinion of course...
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 02:27:11 PM
 scared2:

Mr Happy is laying down the law.
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2007, 02:31:26 PM
Don't let him have any more to drink ~ he'll be taking his clothes off next. confused2:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 03:53:48 PM
Mr Happy is laying down the law.

He is just laying down now.

Olga has 'spoken' with him.

Anybody good at first aid?
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Pastis on May 25, 2007, 04:18:53 PM
Olga has 'spoken' with him.
Anybody good at first aid?

I hope it's not the Pollonium enema trick again eyes:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Boozehag on May 25, 2007, 06:03:27 PM
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What for,.... this?
 whistle:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Boozehag on May 25, 2007, 06:04:02 PM
I think Olga's hilarious!!  lol:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Mr Happy on May 26, 2007, 09:53:19 AM
Oh alright then I'm wrong, if a comedy foreigner is half as entertaining on an internet forum as they were in the fabulous allo allo then may we all bask in their genius.

Where's Mr Tickle when you need cheering up?

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Isn't the 'comedy foreigner' one step shy of going onto teen-chat.com and pretending to be a 12 year old boy?

P.S On the hour every hour I'm going to smite you  censored:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Misunderstood on May 26, 2007, 10:15:19 AM
Oh alright then I'm wrong, if a comedy foreigner is half as entertaining on an internet forum as they were in the fabulous allo allo then may we all bask in their genius.

Where's Mr Tickle when you need cheering up?

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Isn't the 'comedy foreigner' one step shy of going onto teen-chat.com and pretending to be a 12 year old boy?

P.S On the hour every hour I'm going to smite you  censored:

Only if the reasons for doing it are nefarious. I have yet to be 'groomed' by a 'comedy foreigner'  cry:

I don't see anything wrong with a bit of 'Away with the fairies' behaviour on the net as long as it isn't malicious, acting out an Alta-ego on the net is one of the few freedoms that is left to most ordinary folk these days
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2007, 10:57:46 AM
You mean you may not be
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And I may not be a beagle?
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Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Mr Happy on May 26, 2007, 12:07:13 PM

acting out an Alta-ego on the net is one of the few freedoms that is left to most ordinary folk these days

Isn't this kind of behaviour reserved for IT Gimps with no real friends?
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2007, 12:22:50 PM

acting out an Alta-ego on the net is one of the few freedoms that is left to most ordinary folk these days

Isn't this kind of behaviour reserved for IT Gimps with no real friends?

Yup ~ Nice to have you aboard partner!  eatarrow:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2007, 02:17:56 PM
I happen to know a writer who frequently tests and lifts material on / from various fora. She used to get material eavesdropping on the bus; nowdays, at the click of a mouse, she can be anywhere, anytime. confused:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 26, 2007, 06:48:28 PM
I am fast becoming a fan of Olga ;D
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Olga on May 26, 2007, 07:27:35 PM
 redface:

x pumpkin
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2007, 08:06:07 PM
redface:

x pumpkin

I raise you 2 x melons.  ;)
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2007, 04:46:12 AM
A large cucumber and two oranges...
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 27, 2007, 09:31:32 AM
Well, that's my five-a-day taken care of.
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Olga on May 27, 2007, 06:28:03 PM
cheeky boys!    ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Pastis on May 27, 2007, 07:10:39 PM
Back in the Snug with you...  whip:

 ::)
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2007, 07:44:00 PM
Back in the Snug with you...  whip:

 ::)

They are all waiting for the ping-pong ball and loofah demonstration. eyes:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2007, 07:45:07 PM
Back in the Snug with you...  whip:

 ::)

They are all waiting for the ping-pong ball and loofah demonstration. eyes:

Blimey ~ When were you in Cairo?
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2007, 07:46:49 PM
Back in the Snug with you...  whip:

 ::)

They are all waiting for the ping-pong ball and loofah demonstration. eyes:

Blimey ~ When were you in Cairo?

Not long after Suez. redface:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2007, 07:48:43 PM
Well she was still doing the act when I passed through on route to Aden in 1965.
Was the bird with the donkey there as well. She looked quite young but the donkey had a lot of grey hairs.
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Well she was still doing the act when I passed through on route to Aden in 1965.
Was the bird with the donkey there as well. She looked quite young but the donkey had a lot of grey hairs.

Yes, but the python act was still in its infancy. ;)
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2007, 07:52:20 PM
Ah ~ Happy Days cloud9:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Pastis on May 27, 2007, 07:55:55 PM
I think there are some things best left with the veil drawn over them... ;)

Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2007, 08:05:25 PM
I think there are some things best left with the veil drawn over them... ;)



Several veils if I remember correctly  sex014
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Pastis on May 27, 2007, 08:06:54 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2007, 08:08:51 PM
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Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Pastis on May 27, 2007, 08:14:01 PM
the ping-pong ball demonstration. eyes:

I once saw that being promoted off Snake Alley in Taipei  eeek:

I turned a blind eye and went for the holistic massage instead  eyes:
Title: Re: Excuse but...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2007, 09:15:04 PM
Snake . . . blind eye . .

 rubschin: