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Title: Test Card Generation
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2008, 06:50:02 AM
Do you remember the test card?

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The BBC used to broadcast it when they had no programme material to show.

When I was a kid the test card seemed to be on more often than not… especially during school holidays. It used to take about ten minutes for the telly to warm up only to find the bloody test card was on… again. No point turning over – there was no ‘over’.

I wonder if the test card is a metaphor for my generation? We didn’t actually switch the telly on and wait for it to warm up ‘cos the bloody test card would almost certainly be on (and we’d get told off for turning the TV on and off again in quick succession). Instead we’d go out and ‘play’, explore, climb trees, play football, etc.

Perhaps the test card also taught us an important lesson about communication. If you don’t have anything to say – don’t bloody say anything!

Nowadays of course you can’t squeeze a test card in between the shite that they broadcast 24/7 and there are dozens of channels of it too. Children’s programs of dubious value and grammar, reinforced during school holidays with even more choice of computer-generated fantasy cartoons...

I wonder if the demise of the test card is not only responsible for a generation of lard-arses that couldn’t climb a tree if a rabid dog was chewing their arse but the constant noise that emanates from them (the lard arses, not the rabid dog)? For it seems that the average child can stop talking for just long enough to re-load their mouth with another over-sized chunk of burger and then continue talking while eating.

I wonder if the energy crisis is caused not by people failing to switch their TV off rather than to standby but failing to switch it off at all.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Snoopy on May 03, 2008, 11:48:15 AM
You have clearly given this considerable thought ~ however when I was a nipper there was no TV, Everest was unclimbed and we had a King on the throne.  evil:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2008, 11:55:54 AM
You have clearly given this considerable thought ~ however when I was a nipper there was no TV, Everest was unclimbed and we had a King on the throne.  evil:
And look how you turned out!  eeek:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Snoopy on May 03, 2008, 11:58:09 AM
You have clearly given this considerable thought ~ however when I was a nipper there was no TV, Everest was unclimbed and we had a King on the throne.  evil:
And look how you turned out!  eeek:

 rubschin: That's where your theory sort of falls apart.  confused:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2008, 11:58:43 AM
You have clearly given this considerable thought ~ however when I was a nipper there was no TV, Everest was unclimbed and we had a King on the throne.  evil:
And look how you turned out!  eeek:

 rubschin: That's where your theory sort of fall apart.  confused:
rubschin:

No...  noooo:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Pastis on May 03, 2008, 05:41:10 PM
Perhaps the test card also taught us an important lesson about communication. If you don’t have anything to say – don’t bloody say anything!

I was lying in bed this morning - late - after celebrating too long into the night, and was listening to Excess Baggage. It's not only silence that's badly missed, but slowness. Andy Merrifield, one of the guests mentioned three books; one, his own and two others.

The Wisdom of Donkeys
Publisher: Walker & Company
ISBN-10: 0802715931
ISBN-13: 978-0802715937

Travels with a Donkey in the Cévennes
Robert Louis Stevenson
Publisher: The Echo Library
ISBN-10: 1406830488
ISBN-13: 978-1406830484

Slowness
Milan Kundera
Publisher: Faber and Faber
ISBN-10: 0571179436
ISBN-13: 978-0571179435

I haven't read them but they sound interesting. There's a Listen Again feature on the site as well...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/excessbaggage/
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 03, 2008, 09:44:05 PM
You have clearly given this considerable thought ~ however when I was a nipper there was no TV, Everest was unclimbed and we had a King on the throne.  evil:
happ096

But we did have the wireless.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2008, 11:56:33 AM
You have clearly given this considerable thought ~ however when I was a nipper there was no TV, Everest was unclimbed and we had a King on the throne.  evil:
happ096

But we did have the wireless.  cloud9:
Did that have a test card then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2008, 12:20:24 PM
 doh:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2008, 12:27:05 PM
Did someone mention donkeys? cloud9:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2008, 12:27:33 PM
Did someone mention donkeys? cloud9:
No! noooo:
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 04, 2008, 11:19:29 PM
Don't forget "The potter's wheel"
Title: Re: Test Card Generation
Post by: Just One More on May 05, 2008, 07:35:49 AM
Don't forget "The potter's wheel"

 rubschin:

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