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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on May 06, 2008, 11:49:02 AM
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cloud9:
He's an even bigger tw*t than gaunt. Or at least he was. point:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7385370.stm
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Well that is good news.
Only Russell Brand, Jeremy Vine, Radcliffe and Maconie, Chris Evans, Jonathon Ross, Chris Moyles and Gaunt to go then. eveilgrin:
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eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
What he said!
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whats wrong with russell brand? he is sooooooo
sexy ooppppsss funny....
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He is an arse who thinks it funny to exagerate an accent to make himself sound like a bumpkin. He is boastful about his sexual prowess and he giggles like a tart! evil:
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He is an arse who thinks it funny to exagerate an accent to make himself sound like a bumpkin. He is boastful about his sexual prowess and he giggles like a tart! evil:
We are back in agreement.
Brian Blessed rules!
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exactly...what a man...still sexy.. ;D
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rubschin:
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noooo:
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cloud9:
He's an even bigger tw*t than gaunt. Or at least he was. point:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7385370.stm
happy088
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Russell Brand is a talentless preening idiot evil:
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maybe but still good on the eyes.... eyes:
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I don't think Mrs TG and I can be friends if we disagree on something so fundamental. sick2:
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what we disagreeing on wenchy? Angry9:
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Russel Brand! sick2:
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
That's his mum silly.
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oooopppps though so...just think he rather dishy not mr personality...its the age you know...start fancying strange men....but i do so love john barrowman...but me in the wrong forest there!
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rubschin:
That's his mum silly.
Oh... redface:
Not her then? noooo:
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rubschin:
That's his mum silly.
Oh... redface:
Not her then? noooo:
No, she's the good-looking one.
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oooopppps though so...just think he rather dishy not mr personality...its the age you know...start fancying strange men....but i do so love john barrowman...but me in the wrong forest there!
Perhaps we could be friends then! redface:
How do you feel about David Tennant?
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oooopppps though so...just think he rather dishy not mr personality...its the age you know...start fancying strange men....but i do so love john barrowman...but me in the wrong forest there!
Perhaps we could be friends then! redface:
How do you feel about David Tennant?
You two stay out of each others 'forests'.
We have enough trouble with Snoopy as it is. noooo:
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oooopppps though so...just think he rather dishy not mr personality...its the age you know...start fancying strange men....but i do so love john barrowman...but me in the wrong forest there!
Perhaps we could be friends then! redface:
How do you feel about David Tennant?
WARNING!
DOn't say you like him - Wenchy will be at your throat!
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oooopppps though so...just think he rather dishy not mr personality...its the age you know...start fancying strange men....but i do so love john barrowman...but me in the wrong forest there!
Perhaps we could be friends then! redface:
How do you feel about David Tennant?
he rather nice....and funny too... eyes:
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oooopppps though so...just think he rather dishy not mr personality...its the age you know...start fancying strange men....but i do so love john barrowman...but me in the wrong forest there!
Perhaps we could be friends then! redface:
How do you feel about David Tennant?
he rather nice....and funny too... eyes:
Cat Fight!
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WELL STEER CLEAR HE IS MINE!
If you abide by that I think we could indeed be mates! cloud9:
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Barrowboy is a lifter of shirts, surely Dr Who isn't as well eeek:
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WELL STEER CLEAR HE IS MINE!
ok you have him....i got my dishy mr tg what more could i need want... scared2:
If you abide by that I think we could indeed be mates! cloud9:
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How do you feel about David Tennant?
With her fingers, given a chance. OK?
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barrowman is soooooooooooooo gorgeous...waste of man..but gay men r wonderful... eyes:
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barrowman is soooooooooooooo gorgeous...waste of man..but gay men r wonderful... eyes:
So Tailgunner says... whistle:
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Not in my experience evil:
There was this thing with a stepladder in Brussels once..........
Long story
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well you take my word for it...i know.... angry041:
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Oh dear! Now you have all gone and upset her! cussing:
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What is she on about?
I feel sorry for TG.It must be a struggle (metaphorically speaking)
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Oh dear! Now you have all gone and upset her! cussing:
Moi? whistle:
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well you take my word for it...i know.... angry041:
Best not go there chaps. whistle:
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Touchy eh?
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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING IT!!!! cussing:
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i am cool! john barrowman just been on this morning and still coming off a high, an got a pile of ironing to do... Banghead
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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING IT!!!! cussing:
SAying what?
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What is this shite? shrugs:
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well you take my word for it...i know.... angry041:
Every girl should have a gay male friend according to Mrs S#2. That way, she claims, a girl gets honest opinions without the bitchiness that other wimmin bring to the party and with no sexual overtones or "threat" from "straight" male friends.
I'm sure that will make sense to the ladies confused:
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What is this shite? shrugs:
Indeed. So this James Whale bloke got fired innit. point:
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What is this shite? shrugs:
Somebody ................ and I can't remember who .................. had a copyright on that expression. whistle:
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yep too true...who is james whale? cant be that famous or maybe i not on this planet!
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What is this shite? shrugs:
Somebody ................ and I can't remember who .................. had a copyright on that expression. whistle:
whistle:
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yep too true...who is james whale? cant be that famous or maybe i not on this planet!
happy088
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Que?
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well you take my word for it...i know.... angry041:
Every girl should have a gay male friend according to Mrs S#2. That way, she claims, a girl gets honest opinions without the bitchiness that other wimmin bring to the party and with no sexual overtones or "threat" from "straight" male friends.
I'm sure that will make sense to the ladies confused:
It does. And it is true.
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I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
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well you take my word for it...i know.... angry041:
Every girl should have a gay male friend according to Mrs S#2. That way, she claims, a girl gets honest opinions without the bitchiness that other wimmin bring to the party and with no sexual overtones or "threat" from "straight" male friends.
I'm sure that will make sense to the ladies confused:
It does. And it is true.
Wenchy hangs out with gays to understand men
noooo:
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well i might be goin to a nightclub with em! so there....LOL!! but bit worried bout goin to the loo! lol:
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You fear for your handbag?
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well i might be goin to a nightclub with em! so there....LOL!! but bit worried bout goin to the loo! lol:
I used to love going to gay clubs. Great fun! No hassle!
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well i might be goin to a nightclub with em! so there....LOL!! but bit worried bout goin to the loo! lol:
I used to love going to gay clubs. Great fun! No hassle!
rubschin: Perhaps we went to different clubs.
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well i might be goin to a nightclub with em! so there....LOL!! but bit worried bout goin to the loo! lol:
I used to love going to gay clubs. Great fun! No hassle!
rubschin: Perhaps we went to different clubs.
Possibly the same clubs just different experiences. ;)
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as many a person has said, "dont knock it till you try it"
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well i might be goin to a nightclub with em! so there....LOL!! but bit worried bout goin to the loo! lol:
I used to love going to gay clubs. Great fun! No hassle!
A convenient excuse for not scoring I suppose... whistle:
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well i might be goin to a nightclub with em! so there....LOL!! but bit worried bout goin to the loo! lol:
I used to love going to gay clubs. Great fun! No hassle!
rubschin: Perhaps we went to different clubs.
Possibly the same clubs just different experiences. ;)
'Spect it depends on one's moustache whistle:
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well i might be goin to a nightclub with em! so there....LOL!! but bit worried bout goin to the loo! lol:
I used to love going to gay clubs. Great fun! No hassle!
A convenient excuse for not scoring I suppose... whistle:
I NEVER found that a problem whistle:
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angry041:
I am most certainly not helping or being supportive over your speech now!
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here here wenchy, wana know a secret?
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angry041:
I am most certainly not helping or being supportive over your speech now!
Were you before then? noooo:
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here here wenchy, wana know a secret?
Oooooooooooo! You have just touched Wenchy's magic button. "Secret" the one word guaranteed to get her attention.
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Along with CHOCOLATE
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Wenchy is now pretending to ignore us all. whistle:
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mine too....secrets always safe with me an wenchy...an anyone else who interested!
right off to iron...bloody pub distracting me from my home duties!
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here here wenchy, wana know a secret?
Ohhhh yes please!
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angry041:
I am most certainly not helping or being supportive over your speech now!
Were you before then? noooo:
I was trying to!
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Wimmin noooo:
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Wimmin noooo:
Can't live with 'em ~ can't live without 'em ::)
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Can't live with 'em
Corrected
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Mrs TG 01:27:05 PM Using the spellchecker
A start I suppose noooo:
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just pm'd you wenchy, keep em in the dark....bloody men!
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just pm'd you wenchy, keep em in the dark....bloody men!
I thought you were ironing... ::)
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just pm'd you wenchy, keep em in the dark....bloody men!
I thought you were ironing... ::)
I know something you don't know! point:
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just pm'd you wenchy, keep em in the dark....bloody men!
I thought you were ironing... ::)
'Spect she felt a pressing need to PM Wenchy. ;)
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just pm'd you wenchy, keep em in the dralk....bloody men!
que?
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this is scary he knows everything you do on here...oooooooo yep i use spellchecker cos i am lazybum! otherwise you lot will be nitpicking! although i also have my own version of spellchecking at times...ha ha ! rubschin:
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just pm'd you wenchy, keep em in the dark....bloody men!
I thought you were ironing... ::)
I know something you don't know! point:
There are knowns that we know, there are unknowns that we know and there are unknowns that we don't know .............. or something like that.
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Capital letters soon. happy088
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just pm'd you wenchy, keep em in the dark....bloody men!
I thought you were ironing... ::)
I know something you don't know! point:
That Mrs TG is bonkers?We had guessed. Menopausal Scouser. Heavens. We should club together for a noose for him.It would be a mercy. noooo:
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Capital letters soon. happy088
True. The Shift Key is a mystery unto her! noooo:
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this is scary he knows everything you do on here...oooooooo yep i use spellchecker cos i am lazybum! otherwise you lot will be nitpicking! although i also have my own version of spellchecking at times...ha ha ! rubschin:
Is it busted then? rubschin:
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just pm'd you wenchy, keep em in the dark....bloody men!
I thought you were ironing... ::)
I know something you don't know! point:
How do you know I don't know? eyes:
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Because you don't! point:
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Merkins. I am sure!
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::)
Merkins are so yesterday's news.
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Because you don't! point:
Ah. But I might have PM'd him. eyes:
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What is a merkin exactly? Is it furry?
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Google it.
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Because you don't! point:
Ah. But I might have PM'd him. eyes:
whistle:
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how you know i am menopausal?? you been pm'ing mr tg! i dont think he be requiring a noose more like some earplugs! right i am off to do chores! so be nice while im away.
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Cheating meanie boys!
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Google it.
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Where do they buy them? eeek:
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Off the internet one imagines.
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how you know i am menopausal?? you been pm'ing mr tg! i dont think he be requiring a noose more like some earplugs! right i am off to do chores! so be nice while im away.
We can tell
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Off the internet one imagines.
scared2: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:
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Google it.
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Where do they buy them? eeek:
Here: http://www.merkinworld.com/
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be worried be very worried then! i will be back later.....watch this space..... 8)
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be worried be very worried then! i will be back later.....watch this space..... 8)
Bring those capital letters with you please. whistle:
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I especially like this bit from the site;
MERKINWORLD prices:
PURVEYORS OF THE FINEST QUALITY HAND MADE MERKINS + BODY ADORNMENT AT ITS BEST
prices are from £150+pp
inclusive of fitting instructions, adhesive & remover
cheques payable to ARCHIVE
allow 28 days for delivery as each wig is hand made to order
personal designs undertaken please contact to discuss...
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Google it.
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Where do they buy them? eeek:
Here: http://www.merkinworld.com/
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Cheating meanie boys!
Hahahahahahahaha! point:
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darling i only the captital letters FOR YOU! because you make me shout! bye bye off now x
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inclusive of fitting instructions, adhesive & remover
May I help? eeek:
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lol:
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darling i only the captital letters FOR YOU! because you make me shout! bye bye off now x
Is she Olga?
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darling i only the captital letters FOR YOU! because you make me shout! bye bye off now x
Is she Olga?
I wondered. rubschin:
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Nah. Her English.SHe not good enough
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Back on topic.
The twunt has a new job : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7387773.stm
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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A shopping TV Channel ~ how low will some people stoop to remain in "The Medja"? noooo:
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Or to earn tons of dosh! evil:
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That's different ~ you and I may have compromised our standards but that is only due to the twerps that we have to work with.
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I missed this story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7737242.stm
point:
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lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
Dont laugh, He'll have more time to spend in Cyprus now. point:
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lol: lol: lol:
Dont laugh, He'll have more time to spend in Cyprus now. point:
eeek:
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I missed this story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7737242.stm
point:
I'd missed that too ~ what a joyful start to my day. cloud9:
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I missed this story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7737242.stm
point:
I'd missed that too ~ what a joyful start to my day. cloud9:
Did I tell you he has a lovely holiday home in Cyprus? Did I? Yes, I think I did.
Meeting the locals, getting pissed and discussing capital punishment, falling of roofs etc. Eating chips out the Daily Mail.
;D
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I missed this story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7737242.stm
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I'd missed that too ~ what a joyful start to my day. cloud9:
Did I tell you he has a lovely holiday home in Cyprus? Did I? Yes, I think I did.
Meeting the locals, getting pissed and discussing capital punishment, falling of roofs etc. Eating chips out the Daily Mail.
;D
You don't suppose ...................... Nah too ridiculous to even contemplate .............. but then again rubschin:
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I missed this story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7737242.stm
point:
I'd missed that too ~ what a joyful start to my day. cloud9:
Did I tell you he has a lovely holiday home in Cyprus? Did I? Yes, I think I did.
Meeting the locals, getting pissed and discussing capital punishment, falling of roofs etc. Eating chips out the Daily Mail.
;D
You don't suppose ...................... Nah too ridiculous to even contemplate .............. but then again rubschin:
BM is actually Gaunt? rubschin:
The constant cries of 'Hang 'em' may support this. eeek:
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eeek: