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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:03:55 AM

Title: Gosport
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:03:55 AM: Does anyone here know anything about it? (including where it is)

I have been offered a contract there, but all the people I speak to appear to be one another's cousins rubschin: This is Gosport Council btw rubschin:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Berek on May 07, 2008, 10:05:12 AM: If you think Barrow is bad you'd better be very afraid marra
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:07:09 AM: scared2:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Berek on May 07, 2008, 10:10:29 AM: ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrBSDPDuwAY
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:15:21 AM: If i want to interview them I need a CRB check. eeek:

I think I may also need protective clothing scared2:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2008, 10:35:40 AM: Girl chewing gum... noooo:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 10:54:28 AM: Gosport ~ know it well. It is in Hampshire, just across the water from Portsmouth, there is a ferry (foot passengers and bicycles only). How can I best describe it to you? .................. Put it this way ~ If God wanted to give the country an enema Gosport is where He would put the tube. Personally I have only ever gone there when it has been impossible to refuse.
That said it is right next door to Lee on Solent which is quite nice and refined.
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2008, 10:58:27 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:15:21 AM
If i want to interview them I need a CRB check.
That is to make sure you do have a record so you will fit in.

Gosport is a cross between Toxteth and Hull, but without the nice people and jolly accents.

Do you have a stabproof vest?
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 11:45:50 AM: Naturally. I live with Mrs Nick!
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Bar Wench on May 07, 2008, 11:46:40 AM: I think we could be missing a trick here. If we send Nick to Gosport could we be ridding ourselves of the place? rubschin:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: TG on May 07, 2008, 11:54:59 AM: Submarine museum is worth a look. whistle:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 11:56:31 AM: Been there yonks ago )1986?). Mrs Nick (then to be) got claustrophobia and screamed her way through the thing. Noisy.
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 12:13:27 PM: never heard of this place, is it as good as scouseland? rubschin:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 12:14:45 PM: Quote from: Mrs TG on May 07, 2008, 12:13:27 PM
never heard of this place, is it as good as scouseland? rubschin:

Much worse. tunble:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2008, 12:55:58 PM: I can echo Snoopy and Darwin's comments up-thread. I went twice, the second time because I couldn't believe it the first time around. The only place I know where they have bouncers on the pub doors in the afternoon
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 12:58:44 PM: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 01:02:31 PM: Lovely part of the world though .... some very pretty villages, good pubs etc thereabouts.
Just keep out of Gosport at night.
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 01:06:35 PM: scared2:
Title: Re: Gosport
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2008, 01:50:33 PM: Quote from: Just One More on May 07, 2008, 12:55:58 PM
I can echo Snoopy and Darwin's comments up-thread. I went twice, the second time because I couldn't believe it the first time around. The only place I know where they have bouncers on the pub doors in the afternoon
happy001
I have no doubt that is true.