The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 11:20:25 AM
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If I count carefully (and a tad selectively) I make it 21
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Are you mad? noooo:
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Tell us!
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You are mad!
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You are mad!
Indeed.
::)
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There are some things a Gentleman NEVER tells
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14 cloud9: also evil:
It's only a count up guys noooo:
I am not seeking bedroom details!
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143
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143
G/Fs, B/Fs OR is that a combined total?
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Actual relationships? Or just you know ... randoms? redface:
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143
G/Fs, B/Fs OR is that a combined total?
rough estimate up until last night
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Also, why are girls slappers and men just all round studs?
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Also, why are girls slappers and men just all round studs?
Who said that? eeek:
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All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
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Well I cheerfully admit to having been a slut since the age of 14 until about ten years ago.As for how many? ~ I honestly couldn't remember them all. If it moved I would sleep with it. Sadly age and a bad heart put a stop to that.
A slapper to me is not judged by how many people she has bedded but by attitude.
And a "good bloke" is one who pays his round, never admits who he has slept with and does not wipe it on either her knickers or the curtains on his way out.
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And a "good bloke" is one who pays his round, never admits who he has slept with and does not wipe it on either her knickers or the curtains on his way out.
happy001
Not heard that one for a while. lol:
You left out "takes his boots off first".
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All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
Do sit down in this comfy chair and tell us more my dear. eveilgrin:
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All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
Do sit down in this comfy chair and tell us more my dear. eveilgrin:
. . especially about the "randoms".
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OK. WHo voted 16-30?
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3. We Grammar school boys have standards, you know...
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OK. WHo voted 10-15?
Not I
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OK. WHo voted 10-15?
You did rubschin:
If I count carefully (and a tad selectively) I make it 14
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3. We Grammar school boys have standards, you know...
But we can lower them eyes:
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Only terrific totty tastes the TMR todger.
Hanging out the back of a two-legged moose is akin to accepting Watney's Red Barrel as a beer.
Amen.
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Only terrific totty tastes the TMR todger.
Hanging out the back of a two-legged moose is akin to accepting Watney's Red Barrel as a beer.
Amen.
I don't really understand most of that but somehow it makes me feel vaguely nauseous. eeek:
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A baby soon cloud9:
It shall be called Norks!
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For "two-legged moose", read Sutton Mutton...
Not like those saucy Nonsuch girls...
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Do we have a picture of their uniform perchance?
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Mentally, Nick, I have had one since the age of 11...
YOU KNOW what I mean...
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Black tights?
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All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
well said wenchy, is this the new stud thread, these old men trying to regain there youth!
i am very good girl i have three serious relationships an married two of them, see mr tg not saying much either.
rubschin:
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This is about other bonking.Feel free. You are safe here eveilgrin:
see mr tg not saying much either
point: point: point: point:
Wise man.
He voted 30+
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This is about other bonking.Feel free. You are safe here eveilgrin:
see mr tg not saying much either
point: point: point: point:
Wise man.
He voted 30+
god men are so full of crap! you an he wishes! shows the mid life crisis though dont it! ;D
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We are honest cloud9:
Is he having a mid life crisis then?
Oh dear happy100
ANd how is your Cap key coming along? It's on the left!
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We are honest cloud9:
Is he having a mid life crisis then?
Oh dear happy100
ANd how is your Cap key coming along? It's on the left!
nah not mr tg you older men!
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I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
Someone wiser may translate.
What is she on?
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Doesn't eveybody lie about sex? rubschin:
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This is about other bonking.Feel free. You are safe here eveilgrin:
see mr tg not saying much either
point: point: point: point:
Wise man.
He voted 30+
god men are so full of crap! you an he wishes! shows the mid life crisis though dont it! ;D
You some kind of man hater then?
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Only Mr TG one fears scared2:
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I am popping out for a bit now.............Tennis. MILFs. That sort of thing. Must change my pants! eyes:
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rubschin: Do men have a mid-life crisis? Personally I have always felt that was a lot of bollox.
Wimmin now ~ that's different, it's yer biology innit.
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nope not at all, just love to wind up men an confuse you all with my riddles....like it or lump it.... point:
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I am popping out for a bit now.............Tennis. MILFs. That sort of thing. Must change my pants! eyes:
Need a little more room in them do you?
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Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............
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Doesn't eveybody lie about sex? rubschin:
Speak for yerself!
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Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............
Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.
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I am popping out for a bit now.............Tennis. MILFs. That sort of thing. Must change my pants! eyes:
Need a little more room in them do you?
Reinforced (whalebone) eyes:
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Doesn't eveybody lie about sex? rubschin:
No. razz:
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Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............
Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.
Just the crisis... noooo:
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Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............
Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.
No he's passed it! point:
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Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............
Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.
No he's passed it! point:
I would guess he is at the 98.5% point in his life if that speech is wrong. . .
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I think you might be right there. noooo:
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In response to the OP, how far back do you go? I remember aged 6 a conversation with a girl who seemed intent on acquiring a B/F and introducing herself with all five given names, ... oh and her nickname too if I wanted to use that eeek:
I was certainly impressed, if not emotionally traumatised confused:
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All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
I am an expert on loose morals, the old one eyed purple headed bedroom snake had no conscience whatsoever.
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All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
I am an expert on loose morals, the old one eyed purple headed bedroom snake had no conscience whatsoever.
As an ex Royal Marine I used to know would have said "A steaming arsehole carries no navigation lights"
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drumroll:
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Reading that book about Vulcan 607 there was an awful lot of stuff about in flight refuelling. At ine point, struggling to insert a probe into the hosey thing at 30000 feet someone suggested it might be easier if the hosey thing had hair round it!
Which reminds me. I forgot about Yvette redface:
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Reading that book about Vulcan 607 there was an awful lot of stuff about in flight refuelling. At ine point, struggling to insert a probe into the hosey thing at 30000 feet someone suggested it might be easier if the hosey thing had hair round it!
Which reminds me. I forgot about Yvette redface:
Yvette and little Nick? whistle:
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Anybody had cause to increase their count in the last 24 hours?
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French girl. 1977. Odd religion. Sex was part of her religion. But, as reported elsewhere, it was also a requirement that she wore rubber gloves rubschin:
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Anybody had cause to increase their count in the last 24 hours?
noooo:
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Anybody had cause to increase their count in the last 24 hours?
noooo:
Decrease?