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Title: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 11:20:25 AM
If I count carefully (and a tad selectively) I make it 21
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2008, 11:23:56 AM
Are you mad? noooo:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 11:28:02 AM
Tell us!
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 11:46:57 AM
You are mad!
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: TG on May 08, 2008, 11:51:08 AM
You are mad!

Indeed.

 ::)
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 11:53:47 AM
There are some things a Gentleman NEVER tells
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 11:56:35 AM
14 cloud9: also  evil:

It's only a count up guys noooo:

I am not seeking bedroom details!
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Berek on May 08, 2008, 11:58:39 AM
143
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 12:07:14 PM
143

G/Fs, B/Fs OR is that a combined total?
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 12:18:08 PM
Actual relationships? Or just you know ... randoms?  redface:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Berek on May 08, 2008, 12:19:13 PM
143

G/Fs, B/Fs OR is that a combined total?

rough estimate up until last night
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 12:21:29 PM
Also, why are girls slappers and men just all round studs?
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 12:28:38 PM
Also, why are girls slappers and men just all round studs?


Who said that?  eeek:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 12:32:00 PM
All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 12:37:26 PM
Well I cheerfully admit to having been a slut since the age of 14 until about ten years ago.As for how many? ~ I honestly couldn't remember them all. If it moved I would sleep with it. Sadly age and a bad heart put a stop to that.

A slapper to me is not judged by how many people she has bedded but by attitude.

And a "good bloke" is one who pays his round, never admits who he has slept with and does not wipe it on either her knickers or the curtains on his way out.
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2008, 12:45:46 PM
And a "good bloke" is one who pays his round, never admits who he has slept with and does not wipe it on either her knickers or the curtains on his way out.
happy001
Not heard that one for a while.  lol:

You left out "takes his boots off first".
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 12:47:08 PM
All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.

Do sit down in this comfy chair and tell us more my dear. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2008, 12:50:43 PM
All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.

Do sit down in this comfy chair and tell us more my dear. eveilgrin:

. . especially about the "randoms".
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 12:51:53 PM
OK. WHo voted 16-30?
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 08, 2008, 12:52:45 PM
3. We Grammar school boys have standards, you know...
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2008, 12:53:48 PM
OK. WHo voted 10-15?
Not I
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 08, 2008, 12:58:02 PM
OK. WHo voted 10-15?

You did  rubschin:

Quote from: Nick
If I count carefully (and a tad selectively) I make it 14
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 12:58:38 PM
3. We Grammar school boys have standards, you know...

But we can lower them eyes:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 08, 2008, 01:03:10 PM
Only terrific totty tastes the TMR todger.

Hanging out the back of a two-legged moose is akin to accepting Watney's Red Barrel as a beer.

Amen.
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 01:04:00 PM
Only terrific totty tastes the TMR todger.

Hanging out the back of a two-legged moose is akin to accepting Watney's Red Barrel as a beer.

Amen.

I don't really understand most of that but somehow it makes me feel vaguely nauseous.  eeek:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:07:06 PM
A baby soon cloud9:

It shall be called Norks!
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 08, 2008, 01:07:38 PM
For "two-legged moose", read Sutton Mutton...

Not like those saucy Nonsuch girls...
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:09:12 PM
Do we have a picture of their uniform perchance?
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 08, 2008, 01:12:36 PM
Mentally, Nick, I have had one since the age of 11...

YOU KNOW what I mean...
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:13:15 PM
Black tights?
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Mrs TG on May 08, 2008, 01:17:13 PM
All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.

well said wenchy, is this the new stud thread, these old men trying to regain there youth!
i am very good girl i have three serious relationships an married two of them, see mr tg not saying much either.
 rubschin:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:19:05 PM
This is about other bonking.Feel free. You are safe here eveilgrin:

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see mr tg not saying much either
point: point: point: point:

Wise man.

He voted 30+
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Mrs TG on May 08, 2008, 01:27:36 PM
This is about other bonking.Feel free. You are safe here eveilgrin:

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see mr tg not saying much either
point: point: point: point:

Wise man.

He voted 30+

god men are so full of crap! you an he wishes! shows the mid life crisis though dont it!  ;D
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
We are honest  cloud9:

Is he having a mid life crisis then?

Oh dear  happy100

ANd how is your Cap key coming along? It's on the left!
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Mrs TG on May 08, 2008, 01:35:51 PM
We are honest  cloud9:

Is he having a mid life crisis then?

Oh dear  happy100

ANd how is your Cap key coming along? It's on the left!

nah not mr tg you older men!
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:36:16 PM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

Someone wiser may translate.






















What is she on?
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 08, 2008, 01:37:25 PM
Doesn't eveybody lie about sex?  rubschin:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 01:37:41 PM
This is about other bonking.Feel free. You are safe here eveilgrin:

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see mr tg not saying much either
point: point: point: point:

Wise man.

He voted 30+

god men are so full of crap! you an he wishes! shows the mid life crisis though dont it!  ;D

You some kind of man hater then?
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:38:40 PM
Only Mr TG one fears scared2:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:39:50 PM
I am popping out for a bit now.............Tennis. MILFs. That sort of thing. Must change my pants! eyes:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 01:40:42 PM
 rubschin: Do men have a mid-life crisis? Personally I have always felt that was a lot of bollox.
Wimmin now ~ that's different, it's yer biology innit.
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Mrs TG on May 08, 2008, 01:41:23 PM
nope not at all, just love to wind up men an confuse you all with my riddles....like it or lump it.... point:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 01:41:56 PM
I am popping out for a bit now.............Tennis. MILFs. That sort of thing. Must change my pants! eyes:

Need a little more room in them do you?
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:42:04 PM
Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:42:41 PM
Doesn't eveybody lie about sex?  rubschin:

Speak for yerself!
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 01:43:04 PM
Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............

Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:44:01 PM
I am popping out for a bit now.............Tennis. MILFs. That sort of thing. Must change my pants! eyes:

Need a little more room in them do you?

Reinforced (whalebone) eyes:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2008, 01:49:21 PM
Doesn't eveybody lie about sex?  rubschin:
No.  razz:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2008, 01:49:56 PM
Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............

Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.
Just the crisis...  noooo:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 01:50:35 PM

Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............

Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.

No he's passed it!  point:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2008, 01:54:30 PM

Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............

Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.

No he's passed it!  point:


I would guess he is at the 98.5% point in his life if that speech is wrong. . .
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 01:59:28 PM
I think you might be right there.  noooo:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Pastis on May 08, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
In response to the OP, how far back do you go?  I remember aged 6 a conversation with a girl who seemed intent on acquiring a B/F and introducing herself with all five given names, ... oh and her nickname too if I wanted to use that  eeek:
I was certainly impressed, if not emotionally traumatised  confused:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 08, 2008, 06:44:42 PM
All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
I am an expert on loose morals, the old one eyed purple headed bedroom snake had no conscience whatsoever.
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 07:35:44 PM
All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
I am an expert on loose morals, the old one eyed purple headed bedroom snake had no conscience whatsoever.

As an ex Royal Marine I used to know would have said "A steaming arsehole carries no navigation lights"
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 08, 2008, 08:19:35 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 08:36:44 AM
Reading that book about Vulcan 607 there was an awful lot of stuff about in flight refuelling. At ine point, struggling to insert a probe into the hosey thing at 30000 feet someone suggested it might be easier if the hosey thing had hair round it!

Which reminds me. I forgot about Yvette  redface:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2008, 08:41:08 AM
Reading that book about Vulcan 607 there was an awful lot of stuff about in flight refuelling. At ine point, struggling to insert a probe into the hosey thing at 30000 feet someone suggested it might be easier if the hosey thing had hair round it!

Which reminds me. I forgot about Yvette  redface:
Yvette and little Nick?  whistle:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2008, 08:43:19 AM
Anybody had cause to increase their count in the last 24 hours?
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 08:43:40 AM
French girl. 1977. Odd religion. Sex was part of her religion. But, as reported elsewhere, it was also a requirement that she wore rubber gloves rubschin:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 08:44:04 AM
Anybody had cause to increase their count in the last 24 hours?

 noooo:
Title: Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2008, 08:51:18 AM
Anybody had cause to increase their count in the last 24 hours?

 noooo:
Decrease?