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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Berek on May 08, 2008, 08:18:23 PM

Title: "I'll pick up a salad on the way home "
Post by: Berek on May 08, 2008, 08:18:23 PM

She said

she walked in with a plastic bag full of frigging dock leaves and dandelions, absolutely fucking disgusting. I could have gone in the garden and picked something more palatable

salad "leaves " are the biggest con going.

Title: Re: "I'll pick up a salad on the way home "
Post by: Pastis on May 08, 2008, 09:48:44 PM

I think you might need an appointment with Agony Uncle Nick   rubschin:

I hear he does remarkable things with dandelions  ;)

Title: Re: "I'll pick up a salad on the way home "
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2008, 10:24:23 PM

Quote from: Pastis on May 08, 2008, 09:48:44 PM

I hear he does remarkable things with dandelions  ;)

Another 'blow job'?


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Title: Re: "I'll pick up a salad on the way home "
Post by: Pastis on May 08, 2008, 10:33:16 PM

 drumroll:

You took the words from out of my ....  oh dear, that's an unfortunate analogy / simile / metaphor  redface: