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Title: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 10:46:15 AM
 cloud9:

We are all invited and will make speeches.

WHen should it be?
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2008, 10:48:05 AM
Shouldn't she find Mr. Right first?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 10:48:56 AM
But she has cloud9:

Cept he's Welsh evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2008, 10:50:32 AM
Poss Mr Wrong then ..... as opposed to Mr Wong who runs the local takeaway.
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 11:01:17 AM
IN Wales?

They get everywhere, like Poles
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Wench on May 09, 2008, 11:03:21 AM
Trying to understand a welsh/chinese accent is not easy.  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 11:07:19 AM
No vowels and no arse. Tlicky
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Wench on May 09, 2008, 11:25:08 AM
Just to say, that it isn't a matter of Mr Wench shaping up! Is that the impression I give?!?  redface:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Take my advice. Work on the underpant changing. I am sure he is trainable

And as for the Welsh bit. noooo:

Could be worse. Could be Scottish. Or from Barrow
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Wench on May 09, 2008, 11:29:02 AM
He is much improved from when I first took him on!
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 11:30:02 AM
Training? Thus sex014 sex014 sex014?
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Wench on May 09, 2008, 11:30:59 AM
No more  angry041:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 11:31:36 AM
I am working 0n my speech! spider:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2008, 11:33:37 AM
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Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 11:34:17 AM
QUe?
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Wench on May 09, 2008, 11:41:50 AM
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 cloud9:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2008, 11:42:56 AM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

A pictorial demonstration that I have "Zipped my mouth" on the subject ~ as Wenchy seems to have realised.
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Wench on May 09, 2008, 11:44:19 AM
I just love Zippy!

Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2008, 11:46:04 AM
Clearly my attempt to please has only enjoyed limited success.















I am surrounded by idiots! evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 09, 2008, 11:48:03 AM
but the picture is unzipped  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Wench on May 09, 2008, 11:48:09 AM
You always please oh faithful Snoops!
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 09, 2008, 11:50:05 AM
AS the actress said to the bishop!
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 09, 2008, 11:52:06 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.culturekitchen.com%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fgoodgrief_0.gif&hash=487c7e8bad3ec65df088e54f9e23d44c1b98f659)
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 09, 2008, 11:53:22 AM
I am here to help!
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2008, 11:54:40 AM
but the picture is unzipped  rubschin:

But the hand is raised to indicate that zipping is about to commence.












I wish I'd never started this. ::)
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 09, 2008, 11:59:52 AM
I prefer unzipping
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2008, 12:01:50 PM
I prefer unzipping

We'd heard ~ courtesy of your colleagues at the Spectator among others. Tessa Wyatt wasn't it?
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 09, 2008, 12:02:43 PM
NBo.Petronella cloud9:

Stupid name. Nice pants!
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2008, 12:03:47 PM
Sorry ~ They all look alike to me.
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 09, 2008, 12:04:41 PM
I can tell a nice pant when I see one.Petronella's were  eyes:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 09, 2008, 12:11:02 PM
Tessa+ Tossa

It's hard to tell in the dark!

I have made some mistakes!
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 09, 2008, 01:41:00 PM
He is much improved from when I first took him on!

Corrected for you below. Read:-

He is a shell of a man, uninterested in life, battered into the submission that always result from years of "gentle" nagging, tat accumulation and grand ideas of life outside the picture perfect shagging palace that he was begulied by. He realises that all hope is lost, there will be a wedding, that he has to be there, that everything will be as YOU want it and he will consign himself to a certain life of untoward unreasonableness, tantrums, enforced D.I.Y. and the potential of a pitter-patter of feet that will cost him/you money, sleep, what is left of your will to live and the obligation to be an unpaid cabbie. His stomach and your breasts will sag, the dark patches around your eyes will make you both look like Raccoons, you will start developing a nervous tick anytime you hear English that is not as you would say it, then finally he/you will develop a love for gardening.

All that, and in Wales too...
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2008, 01:48:27 PM
Sadly this all sounds too familiar.
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Wench on May 09, 2008, 01:52:06 PM
He is much improved from when I first took him on!

Corrected for you below. Read:-

He is a shell of a man, uninterested in life, battered into the submission that always result from years of "gentle" nagging, tat accumulation and grand ideas of life outside the picture perfect shagging palace that he was begulied by. He realises that all hope is lost, there will be a wedding, that he has to be there, that everything will be as YOU want it and he will consign himself to a certain life of untoward unreasonableness, tantrums, enforced D.I.Y. and the potential of a pitter-patter of feet that will cost him/you money, sleep, what is left of your will to live and the obligation to be an unpaid cabbie. His stomach and your breasts will sag, the dark patches around your eyes will make you both look like Raccoons, you will start developing a nervous tick anytime you hear English that is not as you would say it, then finally he/you will develop a love for gardening.

All that, and in Wales too...

 redface:

He has recently developed an interest in gardening.  redface:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2008, 01:54:36 PM
He is much improved from when I first took him on!

Corrected for you below. Read:-

He is a shell of a man, uninterested in life, battered into the submission that always result from years of "gentle" nagging, tat accumulation and grand ideas of life outside the picture perfect shagging palace that he was begulied by. He realises that all hope is lost, there will be a wedding, that he has to be there, that everything will be as YOU want it and he will consign himself to a certain life of untoward unreasonableness, tantrums, enforced D.I.Y. and the potential of a pitter-patter of feet that will cost him/you money, sleep, what is left of your will to live and the obligation to be an unpaid cabbie. His stomach and your breasts will sag, the dark patches around your eyes will make you both look like Raccoons, you will start developing a nervous tick anytime you hear English that is not as you would say it, then finally he/you will develop a love for gardening.

All that, and in Wales too...

 redface:

He has recently developed an interest in gardening.  redface:


And his stomach? (I shan't ask about the other)
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Bar Wench on May 09, 2008, 01:55:22 PM
His stomach is larger than it once was, so I wouldn't say it was sagging.  redface:
Title: Re: Wenchy's wedding
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2008, 02:29:21 PM
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But as he was replying to Nick wouldn't Bungle have been more appropriate?  whistle: