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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 09, 2008, 10:46:15 AM
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cloud9:
We are all invited and will make speeches.
WHen should it be?
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Shouldn't she find Mr. Right first? rubschin:
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But she has cloud9:
Cept he's Welsh evil:
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Poss Mr Wrong then ..... as opposed to Mr Wong who runs the local takeaway.
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IN Wales?
They get everywhere, like Poles
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Trying to understand a welsh/chinese accent is not easy. noooo:
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No vowels and no arse. Tlicky
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Just to say, that it isn't a matter of Mr Wench shaping up! Is that the impression I give?!? redface:
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Take my advice. Work on the underpant changing. I am sure he is trainable
And as for the Welsh bit. noooo:
Could be worse. Could be Scottish. Or from Barrow
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He is much improved from when I first took him on!
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Training? Thus sex014 sex014 sex014?
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No more angry041:
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I am working 0n my speech! spider:
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QUe?
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cloud9:
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I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
A pictorial demonstration that I have "Zipped my mouth" on the subject ~ as Wenchy seems to have realised.
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I just love Zippy!
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Clearly my attempt to please has only enjoyed limited success.
I am surrounded by idiots! evil:
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but the picture is unzipped rubschin:
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You always please oh faithful Snoops!
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AS the actress said to the bishop!
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I am here to help!
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but the picture is unzipped rubschin:
But the hand is raised to indicate that zipping is about to commence.
I wish I'd never started this. ::)
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I prefer unzipping
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I prefer unzipping
We'd heard ~ courtesy of your colleagues at the Spectator among others. Tessa Wyatt wasn't it?
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NBo.Petronella cloud9:
Stupid name. Nice pants!
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Sorry ~ They all look alike to me.
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I can tell a nice pant when I see one.Petronella's were eyes:
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Tessa+ Tossa
It's hard to tell in the dark!
I have made some mistakes!
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He is much improved from when I first took him on!
Corrected for you below. Read:-
He is a shell of a man, uninterested in life, battered into the submission that always result from years of "gentle" nagging, tat accumulation and grand ideas of life outside the picture perfect shagging palace that he was begulied by. He realises that all hope is lost, there will be a wedding, that he has to be there, that everything will be as YOU want it and he will consign himself to a certain life of untoward unreasonableness, tantrums, enforced D.I.Y. and the potential of a pitter-patter of feet that will cost him/you money, sleep, what is left of your will to live and the obligation to be an unpaid cabbie. His stomach and your breasts will sag, the dark patches around your eyes will make you both look like Raccoons, you will start developing a nervous tick anytime you hear English that is not as you would say it, then finally he/you will develop a love for gardening.
All that, and in Wales too...
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Sadly this all sounds too familiar.
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He is much improved from when I first took him on!
Corrected for you below. Read:-
He is a shell of a man, uninterested in life, battered into the submission that always result from years of "gentle" nagging, tat accumulation and grand ideas of life outside the picture perfect shagging palace that he was begulied by. He realises that all hope is lost, there will be a wedding, that he has to be there, that everything will be as YOU want it and he will consign himself to a certain life of untoward unreasonableness, tantrums, enforced D.I.Y. and the potential of a pitter-patter of feet that will cost him/you money, sleep, what is left of your will to live and the obligation to be an unpaid cabbie. His stomach and your breasts will sag, the dark patches around your eyes will make you both look like Raccoons, you will start developing a nervous tick anytime you hear English that is not as you would say it, then finally he/you will develop a love for gardening.
All that, and in Wales too...
redface:
He has recently developed an interest in gardening. redface:
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He is much improved from when I first took him on!
Corrected for you below. Read:-
He is a shell of a man, uninterested in life, battered into the submission that always result from years of "gentle" nagging, tat accumulation and grand ideas of life outside the picture perfect shagging palace that he was begulied by. He realises that all hope is lost, there will be a wedding, that he has to be there, that everything will be as YOU want it and he will consign himself to a certain life of untoward unreasonableness, tantrums, enforced D.I.Y. and the potential of a pitter-patter of feet that will cost him/you money, sleep, what is left of your will to live and the obligation to be an unpaid cabbie. His stomach and your breasts will sag, the dark patches around your eyes will make you both look like Raccoons, you will start developing a nervous tick anytime you hear English that is not as you would say it, then finally he/you will develop a love for gardening.
All that, and in Wales too...
redface:
He has recently developed an interest in gardening. redface:
And his stomach? (I shan't ask about the other)
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His stomach is larger than it once was, so I wouldn't say it was sagging. redface:
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cloud9:
But as he was replying to Nick wouldn't Bungle have been more appropriate? whistle: