The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2008, 10:38:46 AM
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Given how much of a gadget nut we know you are Uncle Baldgaria I thought this would appeal to you. I know that someone is going to say that as its a car it should go into the motor section but at only 19 inches total height would any of you want to take this on the roads? Before anyone asks it is street legal, would loved to have seen the faces on the crew at the garage when he went for the MOT though.
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Half car/half BBQ noooo:
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Amazing what you can do with a couple of Hillman Imps happ096
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cloud9:
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Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BALDMAN!!!!! whistle:
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::)
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Well if I hadn't done it the Wench would have done redface:
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Well if I hadn't done it the Wench would have done redface:
No she wouldn't... noooo:
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So you are saying that Wenchy would never take up an opportunity to take the mickey out of you? point:
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So you are saying that Wenchy would never take up an opportunity to take the mickey out of you? point:
yes... whistle:
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Aww bless, I havent seen that level of delusion on years point:
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Where is The Wenchmeister anyway? rubschin:
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shrugs:
She did pop in earlier but didn't say anything ~ then vanished again. Prolly only came in to use the bogs.
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shrugs:
She did pop in earlier but didn't say anything ~ then vanished again. Prolly only came in to use the bogs.
Not to clean them by any chance? noooo:
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happy001
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shrugs:
She did pop in earlier but didn't say anything ~ then vanished again. Prolly only came in to use the bogs.
Not to clean them by any chance? noooo:
Not after the last time you let Berek use them. She was white as a sheet after that and muttering something about Porton Down. noooo:
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happy001
Thought not... noooo:
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SHe is here you know......... scared2:
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SHe is here you know......... scared2:
Where? shrugs:
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Sitting in the corner.
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Sitting in the corner.
Not 'there, right on the stair' then? rubschin:
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Is Wenchy wearing clogs then whistle:
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I can't see... she's gone... shrugs:
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Can I pop over and clean them - ANYTHING to relieve the boredom at work?
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Can I pop over and clean them - ANYTHING to relieve the boredom at work?
Can't you take your bag of virtual spanners and clean a few lovelies keyboards or something? eyes:
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Here you are TMR ~ I knew there would be a bonafide reason for you to wander about the office, being a nuisance and copping an eyeful of the scantilly clad lovelies this afternoon.
Preventive Maintenance
Preventive maintenance is a schedule of planned maintenance actions aimed at the prevention of breakdowns and failures. The primary goal of preventive maintenance is to prevent the failure of equipment before it actually occurs. It is designed to preserve and enhance equipment reliability by replacing worn components before they actually fail. Preventive maintenance activities include equipment checks, partial or complete overhauls at specified periods, oil changes, lubrication and so on. In addition, workers can record equipment deterioration so they know to replace or repair worn parts before they cause system failure. Recent technological advances in tools for inspection and diagnosis have enabled even more accurate and effective equipment maintenance. The ideal preventive maintenance program would prevent all equipment failure before it occurs.
Full particulars ~ enough to baffle the boss with anyway ~ are here: http://www.weibull.com/SystemRelWeb/preventive_maintenance.htm
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Can I pop over and clean them - ANYTHING to relieve the boredom at work?
Can't you take your bag of virtual spanners and clean a few lovelies keyboards or something? eyes:
Your paucity offends me. Should one of the lovelies have a dirty keyboard, I simply give them a new one. I then give the "dirty" one a quick upside down shake and give them to a local primary school, where all the children can have hours of fun retrieving the bits of sandwich, crisps, staples, paper clips, snot and finger nail clippings embedded under the buttons.
I just think of it as my little bit to help MRSA get a decent foothold in society. eveilgrin:
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<snigger>
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That is the sort of thing I had in mind Uncle ~ but TMR gets everso cross whenever I mention Dilbert whistle:
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<snigger>
You think I'm joking...I even sprinkle a bit of blue asbestos on them them...
Seriously though...I'm not sure I can handle this boredom much longer. It it utterly dire. And it's not just me. Up until about Christmas, this office would receive something like:-
20,000 phone calls per week
18,000 items of post per week
1200 mortgage applications per week.
Last week:-
1,750 phone calls (1,500 were existing customers)
2,800 items of post (which were mainly sent straight to the new office 110 miles away)
9 mortgage applications.
A team of of 53 people had 13 phone calls to field last Thursday. I still have 266 users. If they aren't doing anything, there is nothing for me to fix.
I have decided - and I am unanimous in this - that I shall leave at 3.30 every day from now on.
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Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BALDMAN!!!!! whistle:
A lady customer asked this guy, 'May I know your name?'
'Batman.'
'May I know your name?'
'My name is Bat-man.'
'Trying to be funny? What is your surname ?'
'Supar-man.'
'I want to speak with your manager!!!'
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On the subject of Dilbert (OK...some people say I am a bit like him) I work with "Topper". I find it hard not to stab him in the eye with a pitchfork.
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Your paucity offends me. Should one of the lovelies have a dirty keyboard, I simply give them one
eeek:
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I knew someone would say that and I also thought it would be Nick. You don't disappoint!
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I knew someone would say that and I also thought it would be Nick. You don't disappoint!
I dont know about that, I'm still waiting for the next tale of him setting fire to/blowing up some random household item. whistle:
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Has he been to China or Burma recently?
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No. But Mrs Nick is having lunch soon with Colonel Gadaffi or however he spell it whistle: whistle:
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Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi.
Just in case she gets on first name terms like whistle:
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We were a bit surprised yesterday. But of course in Libya Sunday is a working day. It's all wrong noooo:
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I expect Mr President will suffice at first ~ is she practising her curtsey?
Don't forget Legs, arms and hair must be covered at all times.
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If she feels she wants to take him a present he could do with a new badger hat.
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Oh ~ and his bodyguards are all female ~ perhaps he is looking for a new commandant for them. Mrs Nick may be ideally suited.
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Nooooooooooooooooo, not if Nick is going with her Snoop. Can you imagine the international incident when he dons his new badger skin hat for the first time and it explodes.... eeek:
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I expect Mr President will suffice at first ~ is she practising her curtsey?
Don't forget Legs, arms and hair must be covered at all times.
That's all of her then. Must knit a cosy noooo:
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Get me off this world, please.
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Get me off this world, please.
;D
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Get me off this world, please.
If we have to put up with it ~ so must you eveilgrin:
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Get me off this world, please.
Unfortunately there are only 2 worlds, this one and Nick's world. Are you sure you want to change? whistle:
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Get me off this world, please.
Unfortunately there are only 2 worlds, this one and Nick's world. Are you sure you want to change? whistle:
noooo:
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I will take any world. A poor person has just walked in - I am resisting the temptation to smash his face in.
I show restraint,see.
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I will take any world. A poor person has just walked in - I am resisting the temptation to smash his face in.
I show restraint,see.
Smash it! eveilgrin: