The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 12, 2008, 04:23:57 PM
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Most stuff comes via e mail now. The excitement of posty coming round is much diminished. All the mail I get falls into one of five categories.
1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS Banghead
4. BILLS Angry9:
5. Bank Statements cry:
I may have a shredder fitted onto the letterbox. evil:
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Errrrrrrrrr ............ Cheques come in by post too.
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BACS
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Same to you! evil:
Yes I know but only a couple of my advertisers pay that way. Most are too small to have the system set up and prefer to fish a cheque book out of their back pocket. Other work and expenses are both usually paid for in cash ~ for obvious reasons whistle:
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To add to your list Nick,
6. Pensions (projections) sad32: sad32:
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We had a great letter through our letterbox a few weeks back. It looks like we have a new PSCO who was making her presence felt by telling all of us that it was against the law to have traffic cones in front of our houses to 'reserve' a parking space and that legal action would be taken against anyone who still used them.
As you can imagine, everyone took her seriously whistle:
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A PSCO that can write a letter? ~ There's novel. noooo:
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Well it was typed and mass printed so it could have been done by someone else. Having said that I do happen to know an extremely intelligent PSCO down here who has become one as part of the selection to joining the force proper (not the same lass before anyone asks).
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Most stuff comes via e mail now. The excitement of posty coming round is much diminished. All the mail I get falls into one of five categories.
1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS Banghead
4. BILLS Angry9:
5. Bank Statements cry:
I may have a shredder fitted onto the letterbox. evil:
At least you get a delivery... i've forgotten what that's like!!! We have to go to the post box in the village square and if we are exceptionally lucky we might get a letter.. one day I got 2!!!! Parcels...well I've received one, 1 got lost and 2 are 'in the system' somewhere. evil:
I suppose I can sit in the sun while I wait for the missing parcels!!!! ;D
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Most stuff comes via e mail now. The excitement of posty coming round is much diminished. All the mail I get falls into one of five categories.
1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS Banghead
4. BILLS Angry9:
5. Bank Statements cry:
I may have a shredder fitted onto the letterbox. evil:
At least you get a delivery... i've forgotten what that's like!!! We have to go to the post box in the village square and if we are exceptionally lucky we might get a letter.. one day I got 2!!!! Parcels...well I've received one, 1 got lost and 2 are 'in the system' somewhere. evil:
I suppose I can sit in the sun while I wait for the missing parcels!!!! ;D
Translation: The postie has decided that they like the parcel more that you do and have swiped it. point:
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I like going to the village to get the post... whistle:
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I like going to the village to get the post... whistle:
You get some!!! cussing:
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I like going to the village to get the post... whistle:
You get some!!! cussing:
Yes...
1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS
4. BILLS
5. Bank Statements
Banghead
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We must know the same people
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I like going to the village to get the post... whistle:
You get some!!! cussing:
Yes...
1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS
4. BILLS
5. Bank Statements
Banghead
Perhaps something nice will come on June 1st. whistle:
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We must know the same people
rubschin:
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I like going to the village to get the post... whistle:
You get some!!! cussing:
Yes...
1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS
4. BILLS
5. Bank Statements
Banghead
Perhaps something nice will come on June 1st. whistle:
My Birthday???
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Well another crate of hair tonic is in the post.. whistle:
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Well another crate of hair tonic is in the post.. whistle:
Banghead
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Wenchy isnt here so someone has to keep winding you up whistle:
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Hoooowwwwww old BM??????? point:
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Hoooowwwwww old BM??????? point:
48 sad24:
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I like going to the village to get the post... whistle:
You get some!!! cussing:
Yes...
1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS
4. BILLS
5. Bank Statements
Banghead
Perhaps something nice will come on June 1st. whistle:
My Birthday???
'Tis the Teenage Hormone Wreck's Birthday too. She will be 15.
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Another Gemini... good on her! lol: Wouldn't want to be 15 again tho'. noooo:
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I like going to the village to get the post... whistle:
You get some!!! cussing:
Yes...
1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS
4. BILLS
5. Bank Statements
Banghead
Perhaps something nice will come on June 1st. whistle:
My Birthday???
'Tis the Teenage Hormone Wreck's Birthday too. She will be 15.
Blimey, I'm old enough to be- eeek:
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I'll put her in the post tomorrow. eveilgrin:
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I'll put her in the post tomorrow. eveilgrin:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! scared2: noooo:
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I'll put her in the post tomorrow. eveilgrin:
Will she fit in the post box? eeek:
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At a push eveilgrin:
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Hoooowwwwww old BM??????? point:
48 sad24:
Are you sure you have the numbers the right way around old boy...... whistle:
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Hoooowwwwww old BM??????? point:
48 sad24:
Are you sure you have the numbers the right way around old boy...... whistle:
yes I bloody do! cussing:
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At a push eveilgrin:
Flatpack
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Wish I was 48 again cry:
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Wish I was 48 again cry:
happy100
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Wish I was 18 again eyes:
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Wish I was 48 again cry:
happy100
Still ~ I do still have my hair cloud9:
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Wish I was 48 again cry:
happy100
Still ~ I do still have my hair cloud9:
Me too! whistle:
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In a bag point:
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In a bag point:
Growing out of my head! Banghead
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In a bag point:
Growing out of my head! Banghead
char067
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In a bag point:
Growing out of my head! Banghead
char067
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