Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency. ;)Why? shrugs:
Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency. ;)Why? shrugs:
Pathetic... noooo:Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency. ;)Why? shrugs:
Dunno. Banging on about being in hospital,busy & similar. noooo:
Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency. ;)Why? shrugs:
Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency. ;)
Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency. ;)
Do offer our congratulations to Mrs S and presumably Mr S. Do we have any details? Boy, Girl, Litter of Puppies? Size, weight and all other relevant information is usual. Mrs TG will know these (You are not, as a mere male, expected to have remembered them) but I am sure that Wenchy, Tinkerbell, Miss D, Ice n Slice et al will want to know.
Was it ugly?Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency. ;)
Do offer our congratulations to Mrs S and presumably Mr S. Do we have any details? Boy, Girl, Litter of Puppies? Size, weight and all other relevant information is usual. Mrs TG will know these (You are not, as a mere male, expected to have remembered them) but I am sure that Wenchy, Tinkerbell, Miss D, Ice n Slice et al will want to know.
Mrs TG will give you all the details I'm sure. From a blokes point of view, its a boy and both are well. whistle:
Was it ugly?Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency. ;)
Do offer our congratulations to Mrs S and presumably Mr S. Do we have any details? Boy, Girl, Litter of Puppies? Size, weight and all other relevant information is usual. Mrs TG will know these (You are not, as a mere male, expected to have remembered them) but I am sure that Wenchy, Tinkerbell, Miss D, Ice n Slice et al will want to know.
Mrs TG will give you all the details I'm sure. From a blokes point of view, its a boy and both are well. whistle:
Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency. ;)
Do offer our congratulations to Mrs S and presumably Mr S. Do we have any details? Boy, Girl, Litter of Puppies? Size, weight and all other relevant information is usual. Mrs TG will know these (You are not, as a mere male, expected to have remembered them) but I am sure that Wenchy, Tinkerbell, Miss D, Ice n Slice et al will want to know.
Mrs TG will give you all the details I'm sure. From a blokes point of view, its a boy and both are well. whistle:
All babies are ugly ~ except to their mothers.
drumroll:All babies are ugly ~ except to their mothers.
I refer you all to http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0)
And in the same vein:
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant! He shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
All babies are ugly ~ except to their mothers.
I refer you all to http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0)
And in the same vein:
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant! He shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Arthur Ascii, inventor of the inkjet printer.
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Arthur Ascii, inventor of the inkjet printer.
He had to have both legs amputated owing to circulatory problems. eeek:
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Arthur Ascii, inventor of the inkjet printer.
He had to have both legs amputated owing to circulatory problems. eeek:
Tragedy for a stand-up comic. noooo:
Baby Elliott
hoping to come home today as he had to stay in last nite due to jaundice...
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congrats from all of us...cant wait to see him and get broody (not) have a cuddle an give back! angry041:
And Snoopy found this!
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0)
shocked003 You fed the baby!
What to? eveilgrin:
i fed him, still got the knack
i fed him, still got the knack
Well done.
Can you still manage to bottle feed as well?
Thanks for the welcome ;D
Elliott is brill and the kitties are little buggers Banghead
He looks worried to me ~ probably the trousers.
Nah ~ the little nipper seems to be wearing "Combat" trousers
Only if you drive an old beat up Landrover.
Only if you drive an old beat up Landrover.
Only if you are also wearing a jacket with armpads Snoop cussing: