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Title: Freedom Foods
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2008, 03:22:11 PM
Was reading the label on a chicken I bought

1. Slow growing inquisitive breed
2. RSPCA'sown standards
3. Audited by Freedom Foods
4. Reared in spacious houses
5. A natural non GM diet
6. West Country Farms
7.Brightly coloured objects to play with  eeek:

For chickens? rubschin:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2008, 03:25:39 PM
Was reading the label on a chicken I bought

1. Slow growing inquisitive breed
2. RSPCA'sown standards
3. Audited by Freedom Foods
4. Reared in spacious houses
5. A natural non GM diet
6. West Country Farms
7.Brightly coloured objects to play with  eeek:

For chickens? rubschin:

F'king chook lived better than you.
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2008, 03:26:24 PM
That's what I was thinking.

Do they play football or summat?
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 04:57:32 PM
5. A natural non GM diet

I should bloody well think not, I'm very picky on who gets to nibble on me  cussing:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2008, 05:01:20 PM
Very wise. Do you have any colourful toys too?  eyes:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2008, 05:01:55 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Pastis on May 15, 2008, 05:54:50 PM
What I want to know is, did the chicken taste any different?  Different to beef obviously...

But in the spectrum of chicken taste, how did it compare?

The one time I had chicken from a fish & chip shop which, incidentally was the same and only day I happened to see Booby Moore, it tasted of ... guess what? Fish  sick2:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2008, 07:19:13 PM
Quote
Booby Moore

The porn star?
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2008, 07:21:14 PM
Was reading the label on a chicken I bought

1. Slow growing inquisitive breed
2. RSPCA'sown standards
3. Audited by Freedom Foods
4. Reared in spacious houses
5. A natural non GM diet
6. West Country Farms
7.Brightly coloured objects to play with  eeek:

For chickens? rubschin:

F'king chook lived better than you.
happy001
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 10:55:11 AM
I assume you have no brightly coloured toys BM  evil:

Good thing, or come the next pub BBQ..........................................
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 10:57:31 AM
I assume you have no brightly coloured toys BM  evil:

Good thing, or come the next pub BBQ..........................................
No...  noooo:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 11:03:54 AM
Perhaps you let LL kick them about on her days out?
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 11:15:04 AM
What is this thread about exactly?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2008, 11:17:51 AM
Chickens!
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 11:19:40 AM
Chickens!
Oh, righto...  noooo:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2008, 11:34:43 AM
Quote
Booby Moore

The porn star?

Nooo... that's Roger Moore  eyes:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2008, 11:35:33 AM
 doh:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
What I want to know is, did the chicken taste any different?  Different to beef obviously...

Personally yes I think they do. There is far more flavour to them. Mr Wench agrees and actually thinks it is worth paying more money for them, which if you knew Mr Wench you would know that that is quite a big deal!
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 12:16:26 PM
But you still have to strangle them!

Well not you,personally. unless they do "Strangle your Own".

WHich they might
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2008, 12:16:59 PM
Would anyone pay to strangle their own?  eeek:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2008, 12:17:40 PM
What I want to know is, did the chicken taste any different?  Different to beef obviously...

Personally yes I think they do. There is far more flavour to them. Mr Wench agrees and actually thinks it is worth paying more money for them, which if you knew Mr Wench you would know that that is quite a big deal!

Aha, thank you.  I shall look out for the logo... 
Some fine bangers at the local Farmers Market, and Borough Market's just up the road  smile:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2008, 12:18:15 PM
Can see you have never been to a chicken processing plant.
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2008, 12:18:31 PM
Would anyone pay to strangle their own?  eeek:

You pay less. Cut out the middle strangler
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2008, 12:21:14 PM
Would anyone pay to strangle their own?  eeek:
The Boston strangler?
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2008, 12:23:01 PM
Yes, I can see it now...


Choke-UR-own Chickens


 noooo:   lol:


Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2008, 12:25:56 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2008, 12:28:02 PM
Yes, I can see it now...


Choke-UR-own Chickens


 noooo:   lol:




That has a whole other meaning that you may not have considered.
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2008, 12:30:21 PM
 lol:

Oh yes I did...   ;)
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2008, 12:31:21 PM
Good man  happy088
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2008, 12:35:45 PM
Nick was taking too long getting there...  strange for him  eeek:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2008, 12:38:18 PM
Nick was taking too long getting there...  strange for him  eeek:

Even I got there faster!  eeek:
Title: Re: Freedom Foods
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2008, 12:46:42 PM
I thought you had ~ The  eeek: gave it away.
















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