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Title: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
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 eeek:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 06:21:57 PM
Barman is the victim of a luggage mixup at T5
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2008, 06:22:48 PM

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Sarah Ferguson is determined to start her fitness campaign off well when she arrives in Hull.





Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 06:25:10 PM
Miss D is on form today. What is she on?

Veggies?

Special diet?

Chemicals?

Boys?
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 06:27:04 PM
Boys I reckon ~ or Chocolate ::)
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2008, 06:28:22 PM
I'm guessing she's been gazing at that Martin Shaw pic all day  whistle:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2008, 06:28:55 PM
Miss D is on form today. What is she on?

Veggies?  - haven't had 5 a day for a while   ;)

Special diet? - always   cry:

Chemicals? - not knowingly  rubschin:

Boys? - prefer men   eeek:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 06:33:19 PM
Miss D is on form today. What is she on?

Veggies?  - haven't had 5 a day for a while   ;)

Special diet? - always   cry:

Chemicals? - not knowingly  rubschin:

Boys? - prefer men   eeek:  Five a day?
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2008, 06:35:17 PM
Just one decent one would do me  cry:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 06:37:06 PM
Just one decent one would do me  cry:

They are few and far between. 

Mrs S#2 told me that years ago ~ says it's why she settled for me as her second attempt. confused:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 06:38:32 PM
Just one decent one would do me  cry:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2008, 06:50:53 PM
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author=Snoopy link=topic=3810.msg75659#msg75659 date=1211222226]
They are few and far between. 
Mrs S#2 told me that years ago ~ says it's why she settled for me as her second attempt. confused:

Obviously she can't praise you directly but underneath it all she thinks you're one in a million  lol:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 06:52:04 PM
You reckon?

Fanks  cloud9:














In return I have made your quote work properly(ish)
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2008, 06:58:38 PM
Got to it a minute before you did .... but thanks for correcting me - your kindness and effort have been noted . lol:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2008, 07:00:35 PM
My pleasure.  ;D
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2008, 09:00:21 PM
Nibble
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2008, 09:22:32 PM
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"The thing is she is a regular size 10. She's very fit and well and healthy. I understand freedom of the press but what I don't understand is when it takes a regular, very healthy girl and tries to completely obliterate her confidence."

Oh, by the way, our dear Duchess of York also said...

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"And you know, you can turn on the tap and drink water without having to pay for it."

Amazing! I'll phone up Thames Water and demand a refund.


Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
Just one decent one would do me  cry:
eyes:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Bar Wench on May 20, 2008, 07:47:26 AM
Quote
author=Snoopy link=topic=3810.msg75659#msg75659 date=1211222226]
They are few and far between. 
Mrs S#2 told me that years ago ~ says it's why she settled for me as her second attempt. confused:

Obviously she can't praise you directly but underneath it all she thinks you're one in a million  lol:


 point:


SOOOOOO not the case!


 point:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 08:12:33 AM
Quote
author=Snoopy link=topic=3810.msg75659#msg75659 date=1211222226]
They are few and far between. 
Mrs S#2 told me that years ago ~ says it's why she settled for me as her second attempt. confused:

Obviously she can't praise you directly but underneath it all she thinks you're one in a million  lol:


 point:


SOOOOOO not the case!


 point:

Thanks Wenchy ~ I was quite enjoying that little moment of, admittedly false, hope.   cry:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Bar Wench on May 20, 2008, 08:34:10 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2008, 10:51:17 AM
Dont worry Snoop, I'm sure you can find some appropriate form of payback in the future...  whistle:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
Yeah! I'll nick her Wispa  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Bar Wench on May 20, 2008, 11:48:39 AM
Yeah! I'll nick her Wispa  eveilgrin:

I've run out!  sad24:
Title: Re: Bonus Monday Caption Comp
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2008, 12:42:33 PM
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Prescott does his bit to support the twinning of Hull with Copenhagen.