The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 12:28:12 PM
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With both BM and LL away and preoccupied I though we could throw a party.
I am in charge of balloons.
I need the following:
Foam
Finger food
A disco
Karaoke equipment
Some buckets
A stippergram (Wenchy?)
A bouncer
Lots of bleach
Some air freshener
Let's do it!
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I will be first through the doors!!
I shall bring some old pals fromthe Bullingdon Club and the whole thing will be spiffing!..
Can we pay for the damage in advance?
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I'll bring a mop.
How are we off for cider or do I have to bring my own apples ?
;)
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We could play a game with apples.Bring pyjamas too. There's tons of cider out the back!
It will be a pyjama party. We shall inflate them later! eveilgrin:
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This is coming along nicely. We have naked women on horses later, Bring Post It Notes, OK?
I am also doing a raffle.
First Prize: A WIG
Second Prize: Another wig
Third prize: Some cats
Fourth prize: Turnips (quite a lot actually) rubschin:
Fifth prize: My first Turnip recipe book (get together guys)
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Where is Bouncer? rubschin:
Anyway, he doesn't do turnips now (Darwin, not Bouncer), 'tis Bio-fuel and world starvation... whistle:
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Pyjamas and horses cloud9:
FORAM eveilgrin:
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Pyjamas and horses cloud9:
FORAM eveilgrin:
No donkeys?
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Just three. ANd one goat
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A stippergram (Wenchy?)
I just can't imagine poor Wenchy with half her "R"'s missing. noooo:
We could do 'turnip bobbing', an old traditional game round here.
You take a bath and fill it with Talisker, then I sit in it and float turnips on the surface.
Young ladies then strip to the waist and attempt to pick up the turnips with their teeth. ;D
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
How about covered in feathers and popping out of a huge cake?
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
nor me it getting quite out of hand and was gona offer my catering skills too..... scared2:
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
nor me it getting quite out of hand and was gona offer my catering skills too..... scared2:
Shall we go for dinner instead? cloud9:
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
nor me it getting quite out of hand and was gona offer my catering skills too..... scared2:
Shall we go for dinner instead? cloud9:
sounds good to me wenchy, girly gab an trip round shops is just what i could do with, get away from beer swilling men... eyes:
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
nor me it getting quite out of hand and was gona offer my catering skills too..... scared2:
Shall we go for dinner instead? cloud9:
sounds good to me wenchy, girly gab an trip round shops is just what i could do with, get away from beer swilling men... eyes:
We will leave them to their cider swilling turnip bobbing then!
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
nor me it getting quite out of hand and was gona offer my catering skills too..... scared2:
Shall we go for dinner instead? cloud9:
sounds good to me wenchy, girly gab an trip round shops is just what i could do with, get away from beer swilling men... eyes:
We will leave them to their cider swilling turnip bobbing then!
see how long they last before they fall....an we be having fun eating and shopping...much more fun.... point:
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Karaoke time is 9.00. I will supply foam
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
nor me it getting quite out of hand and was gona offer my catering skills too..... scared2:
Shall we go for dinner instead? cloud9:
sounds good to me wenchy, girly gab an trip round shops is just what i could do with, get away from beer swilling men... eyes:
We will leave them to their cider swilling turnip bobbing then!
see how long they last before they fall....an we be having fun eating and shopping...much more fun.... point:
While I fall under the beer swigging bloke category can I come as well. Nick is arranging the party and I'm terrified of the possible consequences..... eeek:
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
nor me it getting quite out of hand and was gona offer my catering skills too..... scared2:
Shall we go for dinner instead? cloud9:
sounds good to me wenchy, girly gab an trip round shops is just what i could do with, get away from beer swilling men... eyes:
We will leave them to their cider swilling turnip bobbing then!
see how long they last before they fall....an we be having fun eating and shopping...much more fun.... point:
While I fall under the beer swigging bloke category can I come as well. Nick is arranging the party and I'm terrified of the possible consequences..... eeek:
Nope you are bobbing for turnips in DS's bath! point:
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I don't think I shall be gracing this event with my presence. eeek:
nor me it getting quite out of hand and was gona offer my catering skills too..... scared2:
Shall we go for dinner instead? cloud9:
sounds good to me wenchy, girly gab an trip round shops is just what i could do with, get away from beer swilling men... eyes:
We will leave them to their cider swilling turnip bobbing then!
see how long they last before they fall....an we be having fun eating and shopping...much more fun.... point:
While I fall under the beer swigging bloke category can I come as well. Nick is arranging the party and I'm terrified of the possible consequences..... eeek:
Nope you are bobbing for turnips in DS's bath! point:
sad24: And after I've stuck up for you in the past.
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Look out for the skinny turnips. eveilgrin:
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eeek: I thought it was a shrivelled parsnip sick2:
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Oh well, looks like I'll just have to share this box of Wispa's with the guys then..... whistle:
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Oh well, looks like I'll just have to share this box of Wispa's with the guys then..... whistle:
cloud9:
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Oh well, looks like I'll just have to share this box of Wispa's with the guys then..... whistle:
cloud9:
That'll be the guys at the party we are having whilst BM is away will it?
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Oh well, looks like I'll just have to share this box of Wispa's with the guys then..... whistle:
cloud9:
That'll be the guys at the party we are having whilst BM is away will it?
Oh... tunble:
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Oh well, looks like I'll just have to share this box of Wispa's with the guys then..... whistle:
cloud9:
That'll be the guys at the party we are having whilst BM is away will it?
BM isnt coming to the party? whistle:
Well I can always save him what would have been wenchy's share of the box happy088
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Oh well, looks like I'll just have to share this box of Wispa's with the guys then..... whistle:
cloud9:
That'll be the guys at the party we are having whilst BM is away will it?
Oh... tunble:
Well ~ you're having soooooooooo much fun, giving secret speeches, playing dodgems in Tescos car park, ogling wimmin in wedding outfits, spending money like a sailor on a 48 hour shore leave we didn't think you'd be interested.
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Oh well, looks like I'll just have to share this box of Wispa's with the guys then..... whistle:
cloud9:
That'll be the guys at the party we are having whilst BM is away will it?
BM isnt coming to the party? whistle:
Well I can always save him what would have been wenchy's share of the box happy088
I couldn't eat that much... noooo:
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Oh well, looks like I'll just have to share this box of Wispa's with the guys then..... whistle:
cloud9:
That'll be the guys at the party we are having whilst BM is away will it?
BM isnt coming to the party? whistle:
Well I can always save him what would have been wenchy's share of the box happy088
I couldn't eat that much... noooo:
Not after a saucer of cream anyway. Miaow!
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Bear in mind he could also sort out some decent beer supplies while he is over ehre Snoop. eyes:
Hene the Wispa bribry.
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BM ~ Pay the export duties on British beer? point: I don't think sooooooooooooo!
Nah ~ His homebrew in old Spitfire bottles is the best we can hope for.
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Oh well, looks like I'll just have to share this box of Wispa's with the guys then..... whistle:
cloud9:
That'll be the guys at the party we are having whilst BM is away will it?
BM isnt coming to the party? whistle:
Well I can always save him what would have been wenchy's share of the box happy088
I couldn't eat that much... noooo:
Not after a saucer of cream anyway. Miaow!
;D
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Where is Bouncer? rubschin:
Anyway, he doesn't do turnips now (Darwin, not Bouncer), 'tis Bio-fuel and world starvation... whistle:
Didn't they say they were leaving the country for an extended period? I do recall mention of an ill relative and a commitment to care for same for a period of at least six months. There was some talk of keeping in touch but ~ out of sight, out of mind I guess. Memory tells me it was Spain but I could be wrong.
Much more to the point where is Growler and what about Deggsy? ..... his photographs were brilliant. The whole "Photographic section" of the library was his idea but seems to get little use these days.
Berek only looks in occasionally too ~ rubschin: perhaps we should start a fight?
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Berek only looks in occasionally too ~ rubschin: perhaps we should start a fight?
You just need to know how to attract the Lesser Spotted Berek Snoops. Insulting his football team tends to get his attention whistle:
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Where is Bouncer? rubschin:
Anyway, he doesn't do turnips now (Darwin, not Bouncer), 'tis Bio-fuel and world starvation... whistle:
Didn't they say they were leaving the country for an extended period? I do recall mention of an ill relative and a commitment to care for same for a period of at least six months. There was some talk of keeping in touch but ~ out of sight, out of mind I guess. Memory tells me it was Spain but I could be wrong.
Much more to the point where is Growler and what about Deggsy? ..... his photographs were brilliant. The whole "Photographic section" of the library was his idea but seems to get little use these days.
Berek only looks in occasionally too ~ rubschin: perhaps we should start a fight?
Bouncer and partner were off to South Africa if I remember righly as he was poorly... hope they are okay.
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Where is Bouncer? rubschin:
Anyway, he doesn't do turnips now (Darwin, not Bouncer), 'tis Bio-fuel and world starvation... whistle:
Didn't they say they were leaving the country for an extended period? I do recall mention of an ill relative and a commitment to care for same for a period of at least six months. There was some talk of keeping in touch but ~ out of sight, out of mind I guess. Memory tells me it was Spain but I could be wrong.
Much more to the point where is Growler and what about Deggsy? ..... his photographs were brilliant. The whole "Photographic section" of the library was his idea but seems to get little use these days.
Berek only looks in occasionally too ~ rubschin: perhaps we should start a fight?
Bouncer and partner were off to South Africa if I remember righly as he was poorly... hope they are okay.
Wasn't it her mother that needed caring for? I must be getting old, memory going and all that. AND I can't be arsed to look back to the parting posts (assuming they haven't dropped off into the ether)