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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Landlady on May 21, 2008, 04:46:51 PM
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Ask BaldyMort what happened to the hire car today ::)
This is getting to be a VERY expensive wedding trip ::) ::) ::)
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Go on ~ He broke it didn't he? point:
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Go on ~ He broke it didn't he? point:
You might think that but I could not possibly comment whistle: whistle:
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redface:
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Go on ~ He broke it didn't he? point:
You might think that but I could not possibly comment whistle: whistle:
Oh Joy! lol:
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redface:
Nevermind BM - cost of MOTB and B's spa day equals what we'll probably be billed for the repair - HOWEVER I think we probably enjoyed our experience a bit more than you did whistle:
Are you going to include this little incident in your FOTB speech happy001 happy001 happy001
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redface:
Nevermind BM - cost of MOTB and B's spa day equals what we'll probably be billed for the repair - HOWEVER I think we probably enjoyed our experience a bit more than you did whistle:
Are you going to include this little incident in your FOTB speech happy001 happy001 happy001
No! Banghead
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redface:
Nevermind BM - cost of MOTB and B's spa day equals what we'll probably be billed for the repair - HOWEVER I think we probably enjoyed our experience a bit more than you did whistle:
Are you going to include this little incident in your FOTB speech happy001 happy001 happy001
No! Banghead
Oh poppet why not ???
Perhaps I should have driven the posh hire car and you the purple turtle whistle: whistle:
Can see loads of mileage ::) in this unfortunate accident eyes:
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Oh I dont know Baldy, it could generate some sympathy:
"And I almost didnt make it to the ceremony at all as I had a moment of total stupidity" <ignoring cries of no difference there then. "And believing that I was in fact a world class racing driver managed to break the hire car".
point:
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Thanks for your sympathy... I couldhave been killed! sad24:
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happy100 Tell Uncle Snoopy all about it. I promise not to laugh ......................... much
Anyway Hire Cars are insured ~ you didn't sign the insurance waiver did you?
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Thanks for your sympathy... I couldhave been killed! sad24:
LL must have calmed down before she started this thread of then. whistle:
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happy100 Tell Uncle Snoopy all about it. I promise not to laugh ......................... much
Anyway Hire Cars are insured ~ you didn't sign the insurance waiver did you?
£250 bastard excess!
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I'm guessing that has come out of the hair transplant fund then BM point:
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Lets have the details then. ;D
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happy100 Tell Uncle Snoopy all about it. I promise not to laugh ......................... much[/size
Anyway Hire Cars are insured ~ you didn't sign the insurance waiver did you?
£250 bastard excess!
Your fault? Or can you blame it whoever you hit hit you?
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Were you injured? Whiplashed? Airbagged?
Well someones got to pretend to be nice.
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£250 bastard excess!
I had a £200 bastard excess on my recent, err... incident. The other insurance company sent me a cheque yesterday cloud9:
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Lets have the details then. ;D
Noooo... I'm too traumatised... noooo:
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We will find out eventually so you might as well get your version in first.
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Lets have the details then. ;D
Noooo... I'm too traumatised... noooo:
I think you need to share... It's all part of the healing process ;)
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happy100 Tell Uncle Snoopy all about it. I promise not to laugh ......................... much[/size
Anyway Hire Cars are insured ~ you didn't sign the insurance waiver did you?
£250 bastard excess!
Your fault? Or can you blame it whoever you hit hit you?
Well I was driving down the road and the sunlight must have been reflecting off my head blinding the driver coming the other way. He swerved and hit my car... whistle:
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Lets have the details then. ;D
Noooo... I'm too traumatised... noooo:
Translation "It was all my own fault"
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I scraped the bumber in Tesco's car park... noooo:
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So ~ somebody scraped the bumper of the hire car whilst you were in Tesco and they didn't even leave a note on your windscreen. Typical of this country today etc cussing:
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Forgot to use the clutch???? eeek:
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A bent bumper is hardly the stuff of trauma .......... tho' I can see that parting with £250 might lead to tears sad32:
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It's the bumber or bummer that worries me scared2:
Is Tesco's car park a place of secret assignations? .... trysts even.... eeek:
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It's the bumber or bummer that worries me scared2:
Is Tesco's car park a place of secret assignations? .... trysts even.... eeek:
rubschin: A lot of very funny people shop at Tesco you know (that'll be funny as in odd, not funny as in amusing)
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I know. Myself included confused:
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We have them deliver. Saves on bumpers lol:
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We have them deliver. Saves on bumpers lol:
doh:
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Just a thought but has anyone asked if Nick has been to Tesco today...
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We have them deliver. Saves on bumpers lol:
True, but you miss out on admiring the Polish checkout girls eyes:
Sorry for that deviation; this is one thread that should definitely remain ON TOPIC lol:
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Admiring the scantily clad mums in the car park is probably what caused the problem whistle:
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Admiring the scantily clad mums in the car park is probably what caused the problem whistle:
redface:
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Admiring the scantily clad mums in the car park is probably what caused the problem whistle:
redface:
Tsk!
"Come to a halt, apply handbrake, switch off engine, ogle"
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Ahaaa! eyes:
By the way BM, with all the fun and frolics of the big day on Saturday... you're going to miss Eurovision happy100
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Ahaaa! eyes:
By the way BM, with all the fun and frolics of the big day on Saturday... you're going to miss Eurovision happy100
S-s-s-saturday... scared2:
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Ahaaa! eyes:
By the way BM, with all the fun and frolics of the big day on Saturday... you're going to miss Eurovision happy100
S-s-s-saturday... scared2:
scared my foot!!!! You're going to love it all!! lol:
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Ahaaa! eyes:
By the way BM, with all the fun and frolics of the big day on Saturday... you're going to miss Eurovision happy100
S-s-s-saturday... scared2:
Yes Saturday ~ you remember, the day when you must (i) Give away your daughter (ii) Stay sober (iii) Make that speech (iv Be pleasant to a lot of people who will be eating and drinking themselves stupid at your expense and (v) the day when YOU MUST NOT ATTEMPT TO DANCE as that will be caught on the video.
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and that video ... eyes:
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and that video ... eyes:
No video... whistle:
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and that video ... eyes:
No video... whistle:
shocked003 You mean all this fuss and the nuptials are not being recorded for posterity
rubschin: 'spect you're being a bit crafty here, maybe a little economic with the actuality?.................. p'raps the happy couple are having it done on DVD so that they can run off copies for all friends and family. I understand that is a growing trend.
One way or another WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SPEECH!
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and that video ... eyes:
No video... whistle:
shocked003 You mean all this fuss and the nuptials are not being recorded for posterity
rubschin: 'spect you're being a bit crafty here, maybe a little economic with the actuality?.................. p'raps the happy couple are having it done on DVD so that they can run off copies for all friends and family. I understand that is a growing trend.
One way or another WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SPEECH!
No video... no DVD... I'll e-mail you the speech (not you Wenchy) when it is all over... whistle:
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It's a deal. ;)
'Tween us chaps like whistle:
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It's a deal. ;)
'Tween us chaps like whistle:
Indeed... secret like... ;)
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sad24:
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You in my neck of the woods yet?
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You in my neck of the woods yet?
noooo:
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You in my neck of the woods yet?
noooo:
Are you going to be next week?
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You in my neck of the woods yet?
noooo:
Are you going to be next week?
I dunno... shrugs:
I've lost track of the days... think I might be there later today...
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You in my neck of the woods yet?
noooo:
Are you going to be next week?
I dunno... shrugs:
I've lost track of the days... think I might be there later today...
I'm around this evening and then back in the area late Sunday evening if you think you might have a window.
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I scraped the bumber in Tesco's car park... noooo:
The little one in Windsor, or the s*dding great superstore in Slough (in which case I don't blame you one bit)
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So what time does this wedding kick off on Satruday then?
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So what time does this wedding kick off on Satruday then?
Just making sure the bomb-hoax is timed right?
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redface:
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I scraped the bumber in Tesco's car park... noooo:
The little one in Windsor, or the s*dding great superstore in Slough (in which case I don't blame you one bit)
The little one... redface:
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I scraped the bumber in Tesco's car park... noooo:
The little one in Windsor, or the s*dding great superstore in Slough (in which case I don't blame you one bit)
The little one... redface:
Tescos is cheaper
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/asda-tesco-cheaper-p1.php
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and that video ... eyes:
No video... whistle:
shocked003 You mean all this fuss and the nuptials are not being recorded for posterity
rubschin: 'spect you're being a bit crafty here, maybe a little economic with the actuality?.................. p'raps the happy couple are having it done on DVD so that they can run off copies for all friends and family. I understand that is a growing trend.
One way or another WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SPEECH!
No video... no DVD... I'll e-mail you the speech (not you Wenchy) when it is all over... whistle:
NO DVD? How prehistoric, was looking forward to seeing it on you tube.... noooo:
have to show us some nice pretty pictures of the bride & co then, oooo i love a good wedding.
also i wanna see speech too... lol: point:
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and that video ... eyes:
No video... whistle:
shocked003 You mean all this fuss and the nuptials are not being recorded for posterity
rubschin: 'spect you're being a bit crafty here, maybe a little economic with the actuality?.................. p'raps the happy couple are having it done on DVD so that they can run off copies for all friends and family. I understand that is a growing trend.
One way or another WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SPEECH!
No video... no DVD... I'll e-mail you the speech (not you Wenchy) when it is all over... whistle:
NO DVD? How prehistoric, was looking forward to seeing it on you tube.... noooo:
have to show us some nice pretty pictures of the bride & co then, oooo i love a good wedding.
also i wanna see speech too... lol: point:
Speech by e-mail. £5 whistle:
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Aren't you going to be surprised at all those guests who you have never seen suddenly burst into loud jeers as you get to your feet. And never having met us 8) you won't know which ones are us. point:
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Aren't you going to be surprised at all those guests who you have never seen suddenly burst into loud jeers as you get to your feet. And never having met us 8) you won't know which ones are us. point:
though you had all met? i could be there i could be not...
eyes:
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Oh no ~ most of us have never set eyes on one another. eveilgrin:
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and that video ... eyes:
No video... whistle:
shocked003 You mean all this fuss and the nuptials are not being recorded for posterity
rubschin: 'spect you're being a bit crafty here, maybe a little economic with the actuality?.................. p'raps the happy couple are having it done on DVD so that they can run off copies for all friends and family. I understand that is a growing trend.
One way or another WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SPEECH!
No video... no DVD... I'll e-mail you the speech (not you Wenchy) when it is all over... whistle:
NO DVD? How prehistoric, was looking forward to seeing it on you tube.... noooo:
have to show us some nice pretty pictures of the bride & co then, oooo i love a good wedding.
also i wanna see speech too... lol: point:
Baldy is working on the basis that nobody at the wedding is going to have a camcorder (yeah right) and that LL isnt going to give in to the temptation to put vids of him dancing and giving his speech on youtube point:
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Aren't you going to be surprised at all those guests who you have never seen suddenly burst into loud jeers as you get to your feet. And never having met us 8) you won't know which ones are us. point:
scared2:
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Aren't you going to be surprised at all those guests who you have never seen suddenly burst into loud jeers as you get to your feet. And never having met us 8) you won't know which ones are us. point:
scared2:
Ha! Got you worried now huh? eveilgrin:
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Aren't you going to be surprised at all those guests who you have never seen suddenly burst into loud jeers as you get to your feet. And never having met us 8) you won't know which ones are us. point:
scared2:
Ha! Got you worried now huh? eveilgrin:
LL says the speech is "perfect"... cloud9:
She cried! point:
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Ok, so when are you showing LL the real speech and not the one you swiped from t'internet point:
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Aren't you going to be surprised at all those guests who you have never seen suddenly burst into loud jeers as you get to your feet. And never having met us 8) you won't know which ones are us. point:
scared2:
Ha! Got you worried now huh? eveilgrin:
LL says the speech is "perfect"... cloud9:
She cried! point:
In disbelief I 'spect. Tell me ~ did she also say things like "I would not have thought it possible that EVEN you could cock up such a simple task".
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Ok, so when are you showing LL the real speech and not the one you swiped from t'internet point:
The real one - she cried I tells ya! whistle:
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Garn! I only pulling your leg ~ I'm sure it'll be fine. ;)
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Aren't you going to be surprised at all those guests who you have never seen suddenly burst into loud jeers as you get to your feet. And never having met us 8) you won't know which ones are us. point:
scared2:
Ha! Got you worried now huh? eveilgrin:
LL says the speech is "perfect"... cloud9:
She cried! point:
In disbelief I 'spect. Tell me ~ did she also say things like "I would not have thought it possible that EVEN you could cock up such a simple task".
rubschin:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7415394.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7415394.stm)
scared2:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7415394.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7415394.stm)
scared2:
scared2:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7415394.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7415394.stm)
scared2:
A day to remember then eeek:
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Hope you have a good day tomorrow, & that all goes to plan. cloud9:
Don't worry of the sun doesn't shine, it's supposed to be lucky if it rains on your wedding day (although it's better if it's at six o'clock in the morning !).
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Hope you have a good day tomorrow, & that all goes to plan. cloud9:
Don't worry of the sun doesn't shine, it's supposed to be lucky if it rains on your wedding day (although it's better if it's at six o'clock in the morning !).
Thanks, I'm sure it will all be fine... what could go wrong, etc?
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Everyone's trousers could fall down
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Everyone's trousers could fall down
That doesn't seem as though it is going to be a problem!
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I look fantastic! whistle:
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I look fantastic! whistle:
Of course you do!
You look fantastic, your speech is worthy of an oscar, you dance like Fred Astaire, you drink like a fish, you fall over like Charlie Chaplin and look amazing in a cubicle in casualty.
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His head gleams! cloud9:
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His head gleams! cloud9:
It's been buffed specially.
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His head gleams! cloud9:
It does not fucking gleam! Banghead
You'll see! point:
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His head gleams! cloud9:
It does not fucking gleam! Banghead
You'll see! point:
I can see it from here! There is a beam of light shinning into the sky! The locals are getting restless!
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His head gleams! cloud9:
It does not fucking gleam! Banghead
You'll see! point:
I can see it from here! There is a beam of light shinning into the sky! The locals are getting restless!
noooo:
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His head gleams! cloud9:
It does not fucking gleam! Banghead
You'll see! point:
I can see it from here! There is a beam of light shinning into the sky! The locals are getting restless!
noooo:
redface:
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shinning
He got the short trousers|?
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shinning
He got the short trousers|?
Errr yes. His shins are also shining.
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Bless. LL must have scrubbed him well cloud9:
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It is a big day!
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shinning
He got the short trousers|?
Errr yes. His shins are also shining.
There is only one bit that is shining... whistle:
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shinning
He got the short trousers|?
Errr yes. His shins are also shining.
There is only one bit that is shining... whistle:
rubschin:
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shinning
He got the short trousers|?
Errr yes. His shins are also shining.
There is only one bit that is shining... whistle:
eeek:
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redface:
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Vaselina?
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redface:
If that is the sort of mood you are in and that is the best you can come up with I fear for the speech tomorrow. And for soon-to-be-Mr-Piggy's relatives. noooo:
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I have a funeral speech to write cry:
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redface:
If that is the sort of mood you are in and that is the best you can come up with I fear for the speech tomorrow. And for soon-to-be-Mr-Piggy's relatives. noooo:
The speech is written and gets the five star gold MoTB award for humour and passion....
Just kicking my heels now and chatting to you lot nefore the big off...
I can piss off if you like?
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I have a funeral speech to write cry:
happy100
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redface:
If that is the sort of mood you are in and that is the best you can come up with I fear for the speech tomorrow. And for soon-to-be-Mr-Piggy's relatives. noooo:
The speech is written and gets the five star gold MoTB award for humour and passion....
Just kicking my heels now and chatting to you lot nefore the big off...
I can piss off if you like?
Nooooooooo!
So where are you now?
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PUB
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redface:
If that is the sort of mood you are in and that is the best you can come up with I fear for the speech tomorrow. And for soon-to-be-Mr-Piggy's relatives. noooo:
The speech is written and gets the five star gold MoTB award for humour and passion....
Just kicking my heels now and chatting to you lot nefore the big off...
I can piss off if you like?
Nooooooooo!
So where are you now?
Still in Windsor...
LL is out buying wet weather gear (brollies, etc.) just in case...
Groom is at dress hir shop sorting out new suit...
Off to wedding dress shop at around 2:30 to collect then to hotel...
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Best of luck with everything, BM, LL and all concerned
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Best of luck with everything, BM, LL and all concerned
Thanks... it'll be fine...
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It will be more tehn fine - it will be wonderful. And that is an order happ096
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It will be more tehn fine - it will be wonderful. And that is an order happ096
Thanks Miss D.! cloud9:
We will be posting pictures next week no doubt... noooo:
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|We should
LL is out buying wet weather gear (brollies, etc.) just in case...
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My last word. Have a lovely day. And don't get pissed. OR DANCE!!
Oh and give LL one for me!
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redface:
If that is the sort of mood you are in and that is the best you can come up with I fear for the speech tomorrow. And for soon-to-be-Mr-Piggy's relatives. noooo:
The speech is written and gets the five star gold MoTB award for humour and passion....
Just kicking my heels now and chatting to you lot nefore the big off...
I can piss off if you like?
Nooooooooo!
So where are you now?
Still in Windsor...
LL is out buying wet weather gear (brollies, etc.) just in case...
Groom is at dress hir shop sorting out new suit...
Off to wedding dress shop at around 2:30 to collect then to hotel...
Wise decision on the wet weather gear thing. Although I think tomorrow is meant to be the best of the three days.
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It goes on for three days!! eeek:
That would be the disco then!
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It goes on for three days!! eeek:
That would be the disco then!
That would be my hangover... noooo:
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point:
You are planning it!? eeek:
All hangovers are unplanned noooo:
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point:
You are planning it!? eeek:
All hangovers are unplanned noooo:
Exactly - cry:
I was only stopping for 1 drink last night and got home (how Ican't exactly remember ??) at 1 this morning. I am supposed to be working at home today. Sod all chance of that happening noooo:
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point:
You are planning it!? eeek:
All hangovers are unplanned noooo:
Exactly - cry:
I was only stopping for 1 drink last night and got home (how Ican't exactly remember ??) at 1 this morning. I am supposed to be working at home today. Sod all chance of that happening noooo:
Log-on to work and go to bed then - our secret... ;)
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You and MIss D? At a time like this? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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You and MIss D? At a time like this? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
You'd think he'd have more important things to do! eeek:
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Log-on to work and go to bed then - our secret... ;)
Already done - thank you BM. I have had the obligatory fry up cloud9:, dozed off on the sofa, and taken long soak in the tub. Still don't feel any more inclined to 'get up' today though.
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13% bonus for what? spider: spider: noooo: noooo: eeek: evil:
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Log-on to work and go to bed then - our secret... ;)
Already done - thank you BM. I have had the obligatory fry up cloud9:, dozed off on the sofa, and taken long soak in the tub. Still don't feel any more inclined to 'get up' today though.
Well done you - hair of the dog later and you'll be fine...
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13% bonus for what? spider: spider: noooo: noooo: eeek: evil:
For exceptional performance of course lol:
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13% bonus for what? spider: spider: noooo: noooo: eeek: evil:
For exceptional performance of course lol:
Really??? eyes:
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He is on the way.
It will end in tears! noooo:
Beware bald men in shorts!
(Wouldn't we all) noooo:
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For exceptional performance of course lol:
Really??? eyes:
Would I lie to you ;D
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Do not trust her noooo:
These girlies noooo: noooo: noooo:
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For exceptional performance of course lol:
Really??? eyes:
Would I lie to you ;D
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For exceptional performance of course lol:
Really??? eyes:
Would I lie to you ;D
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SEE! BALD!!!
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Do not trust her noooo:
These girlies noooo: noooo: noooo:
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For exceptional performance of course lol:
Really??? eyes:
Would I lie to you ;D
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SEE! BALD!!!
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Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
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13% bonus for what? spider: spider: noooo: noooo: eeek: evil:
For exceptional performance of course lol:
Miss D carried in an exceptionally sharp axe in to the review eveilgrin: