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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Nick on May 22, 2008, 07:13:06 PM
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Nearly got killed by one earlier. They are too damned QUIET! They ought to fit them with a cowbell evil:
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Kobe beef bell, praps rubschin:
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Kobe beef bell, praps rubschin:
drumroll:
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Well at least three of us understood that one. lol: lol: lol:
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Voila, Nick.
http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/2925/
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I saw a chap this morning walking along the edge of the road. I don't know why, there was a perfectly useful pavement next to him. Anyway he had his ipod earpieces in and he had his back to the traffic. (one way street) As you can guess he was nearly clipped by a passing motorcycle. I've now seen the phrase "He jumped out of his skin" enacted.
However, he then continued, still walking on the road. ::)
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As a biker, I can laugh at that - I too "buzz" persons acting stupidly whilst having earphones drowning out the the traffic noises - or potential danger as it is properly called.
Better are the fag smokers (and I am one) who lob discarded fag butts out there window. With you visor down, it is merely irritating, but with it up, as happens depending on the weather, then it is downright dangerous. A swift rap on the side window with a kevlar clad glove also elicits the "jumping out of the skin" response - and normally a head/roof impact.
:-)
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a head/roof impact.
His head or yours?
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His (or her) of course.
I would do the same to turnip pickers too, although the lofty altitude of a Massey Ferguson probably renders the spent fag butt problem inconsequential.
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Voila, Nick.
http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/2925/
How long before someone wears it inside their underpants (Berek for example) noooo:
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Voila, Nick.
http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/2925/
How long before someone wears it inside their underpants (Berek for example) noooo:
Was there not a sketch on that theme involving Ms Lumley and a pager?
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I saw a chap this morning walking along the edge of the road. I don't know why, there was a perfectly useful pavement next to him. Anyway he had his ipod earpieces in and he had his back to the traffic. (one way street) As you can guess he was nearly clipped by a passing motorcycle. I've now seen the phrase "He jumped out of his skin" enacted.
However, he then continued, still walking on the road. ::)
He was probably trying to avoid the cyclists. I had to have words with one this morning. cussing:
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Poor cyclist noooo:
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Still, as she stomped away with her skirt tucked in her knickers, the cyclist would have had the last laugh. ;)
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Or sick2:
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sad24:
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Still, as she stomped away with her skirt tucked in her knickers, the cyclist would have had the last laugh. ;)
Not quite.
She would have deprived him of a place to park his bike. whistle:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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He was riding a Norton 500?
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He was riding a Norton 500?
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I guess she either doesn't know the joke or hasn't been in here. whistle:
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Both!
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Best left that way I feel.
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Que?
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Help is at hand Nick ~ there is a plan to fit loudspeakers behind the grill of electric cars that will make a noise like a "normal" engine ~ for those who have forgotten their green cross code like whistle:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/main.jhtml?xml=/motoring/2008/08/07/nmelctric107.xml
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Help is at hand Nick ~ there is a plan to fit loudspeakers behind the grill of electric cars that will make a noise like a "normal" engine ~ for those who have forgotten their green cross code like whistle:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/main.jhtml?xml=/motoring/2008/08/07/nmelctric107.xml
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