The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on May 23, 2008, 09:17:56 AM
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Here is a handy article on how to tell when the next time you are arrested if mirror in the interview room is real or fake. Also, how to spot fake Cuban cigars and dodgy diamonds.
Oh, and theres a bit about breasts as well. whistle:
http://www.tremblantrealty.com/blog/a-discerning-eye/real-vs-fake/
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Breasts consist of mostly fat and are therefore soft and squishable to the touch. Fake breasts are so firm you can bounce a quarter off them.
Has this been empirically tested? eeek:
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Breasts consist of mostly fat and are therefore soft and squishable to the touch. Fake breasts are so firm you can bounce a quarter off them.
Has this been empirically tested? eeek:
A quarter of what? Humbugs?
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shrugs
Whatever turns you on!
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Perhaps we should post some pictures of real and fake ones? rubschin:
Wenchy! cloud9:
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One of each I fear.
In the bottom department. They can do that nowadays, you know
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Easy to tell. I had so many friends with fake ones that I can spot them a mile off.
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One assumes Mr Wench gets a bit closer eyes:
Scientifically
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One assumes Mr Wench gets a bit closer eyes:
Scientifically
To my friends breasts?!?!?!? eeek:
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One assumes Mr Wench gets a bit closer eyes:
Scientifically
To my friends breasts?!?!?!? eeek:
Of course... whistle:
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How are the bridesmaids by the way? eyes:
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One assumes Mr Wench gets a bit closer eyes:
Scientifically
To my friends breasts?!?!?!? eeek:
Of course... whistle:
No point in having a woman if she doesn't have at least a few shaggable friends ~ save one having to hunt for crumpet oneself.
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How are the bridesmaids by the way? eyes:
( o Y o ) cloud9:
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eeek:
How are the bridesmaids by the way? eyes:
On horses eyes:
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eeek:
How are the bridesmaids by the way? eyes:
( o Y o ) cloud9:
I recall when the elder daughter got married. We had a pub and her bridesmaids stayed with us over several days prior to the wedding. The Bride to be and her Bridesmaids (Large girls everyone) all donned shorts and Tee shirts and went out shopping the day before the wedding. One of my regulars staggered into the bar with a look of horror on his face and said "I have just seen the Russian ladies shot putt team walk out of your car-park".
I relayed this remark at the reception eveilgrin:
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How are the bridesmaids by the way? eyes:
( o Y o ) cloud9:
I recall when the elder daughter got married. We had a pub and her bridesmaids stayed with us over several days prior to the wedding. The Bride to be and her Bridesmaids (Large girls everyone) all donned shorts and Tee shirts and went out shopping the day before the wedding. One of my regulars staggered into the bar with a look of horror on his face and said "I have just seen the Russian ladies shot putt team walk out of your car-park".
I relayed this remark at the reception eveilgrin:
rubschin:
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Video!
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Video!
If that is a request I'm afraid people didn't video weddings in 1990. Mainly because VCRs were the size of an outside broadcast unit. But then mine was the only car with a fitted mobile telephone in it and that was the size of a brick with a huge box of tricks hidden in the boot.
To make it clear when I say mine was the only car etc ~ I mean the only car with a mobile phone at that wedding.
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LL's pants then.
Prioities !
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SHe spit in my coat